Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

Wow, that is scary. 467 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,504 I tried that robot thing once, too. 468 00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:07,257 I hid the self-destruct button on the bottoms of their feet 469 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,383 <i>so no one could reach them.</i> 470 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,468 And march! 471 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,264 I think I've said enough. I still don't get it. 472 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,767 If we're the same person, why are you so much better at being evil than me? 473 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:21,646 True evil is born through pain and loss. 474 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:25,233 You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimelschtump, 475 00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:27,485 I had a toy train. 476 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:29,446 <i>Then, one day I lost it.</i> 477 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,906 Choo-Choo? 478 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:37,037 - That's... That's it? - What do you mean? 479 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,914 That's your emotionally scarring back-story? 480 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,582 That's your great tragedy? 481 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,460 Dude! I was raised by ocelots. I mean, literally. 482 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,796 Disowned by my parents and raised by Central American Wildcats, 483 00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:49,174 and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's all? 484 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,550 That's all you got, really? 485 00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:51,927 I had to work as a lawn gnome! 486 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,471 <i>I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing!</i> 487 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,973 <i>Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!</i> 488 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,392 Well, how did you feel when you lost that toy train? 489 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:01,061 I never lost that toy train... 490 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,146 Well, maybe if you had, you'd have done better. 491 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:06,733 Since you have neglected to take over your tri-state area, 492 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,945 I think I'll go over there and give it a shot myself! 493 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,197 Great! We can be a team! 494 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,908 Yeah, right. A team. 495 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,326 Wait, was that sarcasm? 496 00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:17,619 No! 497 00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:20,789 Yeah! Right there! I'm pretty sure that's my voice when I'm being sarcastic. 498 00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,916 Okay, Buford, where are Phineas and Ferb? 499 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,084 How should I know? 500 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,919 They never showed up for me to return serve! 501 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,630 That's considered a forfeit in catapult badminton. 502 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,465 So I went to get some Victory Gum. 503 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:34,386 A tradition as old as the game itself. 504 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:37,681 Don't play with me, young man. Where is the giant platypult they built? 505 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,599 I don't know. Seems to have vanished. 506 00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:41,726 Really? Did you hear that, Stacy? 507 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,770 The mysterious force took the platypult away 508 00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,855 before I, the grown-up, could see it. 509 00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:49,317 Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all of this. 510 00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:52,570 And they laughed at me for installing a platypult tow rig! 511 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,823 Who's laughing now, Wayne? 512 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:58,201 The logical explanation is the mysterious force. 513 00:26:58,326 --> 00:26:59,369 The real question is, 514 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,871 why does it care so much about my little brothers? 515 00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:03,748 Why doesn't it want them to get busted? 516 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:06,751 Well, why don't you ask it, Kierkegaard? 517 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:11,006 What? Existentialist trading cards. They came with the gum. 518 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,717 Wait, he's right! I should just ask it! 519 00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:16,011 - I'll bet I can reason with it. - Reason with it? 520 00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:19,306 Candace, it's a force that you made up. 521 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,558 No, I know what I'm talking about, Stacy! 522 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,726 - Come on! - Where are you going? 523 00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:26,271 To my back yard! The heart of the mysterious force! 524 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,399 Would you like to trade two Sartre for a Nietzsche? 525 00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:30,942 All right. 526 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,110 Sucker! 527 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:40,744 Well, this should be our street. But it sure looks different. 528 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:46,666 Dad? 529 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:47,917 Boys, what are you doing here? 530 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:50,211 You'd better get inside before the Doofbot catches you. 531 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,881 I'm off to the factory. See you next week. 532 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:57,385 Wow! Well, I guess