Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:50,998 What... 569 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:58,005 [people shouting] 570 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,634 - Jesus, what the fuck are you doing? - Son of a bitch. 571 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,678 Last time I saw something like this, 572 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,847 Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid. 573 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,890 [cell phone rings] 574 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,477 Bobby, I'm glad you called. 575 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,813 Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill and I know there's a link, 576 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:18,025 - but this drill was fucking massive. <i>- You were right.</i> 577 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,943 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office. 578 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,321 The mob are making a buy in Portofino. 579 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,365 They're purchasing classified coordinates of a large-scale data grid. 580 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,034 <i>We've got a surveillance team there...</i> 581 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:30,370 - We have a team in Portofino? <i>- Yeah, moving into position now.</i> 582 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,748 - Get the chopper, get the chopper. <i>- Oh, Bobby.</i> 583 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,417 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is, 584 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,712 I will personally make sure you get your transfer back to Boston. 585 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,380 Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough. 586 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,299 Thank you so much. Thank you, ma'am. 587 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,134 We're going to Portofino! 588 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,813 [Michael] Let's get into character. I'm the bodyguard. 589 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,691 Now, let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress. 590 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,152 [in British accent] My British accent is perfect, you fucking cunt. 591 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:05,489 Okay, let's skip the British accent and go straight to being brutally executed. 592 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,616 <i>How's the sight line, D?</i> 593 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,034 [Darius] Mm, mmm. 594 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,078 Just protecting my asset. 595 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,998 We're here to see Vladimir. 596 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,504 - I'm the bodyguard. - Security check. 597 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,256 - [sirens wailing] - Two minutes out. 598 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,928 Crowley's got a team in place. We gotta call off the buy. 599 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,389 If she finds out I've got those three shitheads working for me... 600 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,933 - [people cheering, chattering] - [buzzing] 601 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,685 [metal detector beeping] 602 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,189 [line ringing] 603 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,191 - He's not answering the phone. - Fuck. 604 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,276 What did I tell 'em? Burn the phone. Pick it up! 605 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,655 - Here you go, sir. - Thank you very much. Great work. 606 00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:49,658 ["Dancing (Damon Jee Remix)" by Dionigi playing] 607 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,414 - Oh, shit. - What's wrong? 608 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,749 <i>Just a former client and it's fine. He didn't see me.</i> 609 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,713 [in British accent] You must be Vladimir. 610 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,384 Carlo sends his regards. 611 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,469 He thought I would attract less attention. 612 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:12,139 - Well, he thought wrong... - [Sonia giggles] 613 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:13,932 ...but nobody's complaining. 614 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,600 Son of a bitch. 615 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:22,566 - You have the security feed yet? - Getting it now. 616 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,360 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club. 617 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,487 <i>- There's too many civilians.</i> - Roger that. 618 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:39,082 These are the classified coordinates to the entire European data grid. 619 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,168 Okay? 620 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:45,881 No, no, no. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 621 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,467 - [device beeps] - These are proximity-paired. 622 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:53,763 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet, 623 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:57,225 I suggest you do not let the briefcase out of five-meter radius 624 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,144 for more than 15 seconds. 625 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,439 - If you do, bracelet explodes. - [beeps] 626 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,441 Keep it close. 627 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:10,197 It would be a shame for that beautiful face to be disintegrated by TNT. 628 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,865 [laughs] 629 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,283 The fuck? 630 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,161 <i>I sh...