Keanu

My name is Shark Tank. 667 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,750 And I ran hurdles in high school. 668 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,552 And I like to hold my gun like this. 669 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,117 <i>So, that's me.</i> 670 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,950 I'm Techtonic. 671 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,518 - I once shot two dudes with one bullet. - Blam. 672 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,551 And I went to a exclusive, 673 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,790 early screening of <i>The Blair Witch Project.</i> 674 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,035 - You did? - Yeah. 675 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,235 I did not know that. See? 676 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,376 That was before we even knew if it was real or not. 677 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,550 That's right. People thought that shit was real. 678 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,273 Go on, nigga. 679 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,148 I'm Bud. 680 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,270 And I got into gang bangin' after I got stabbed by my moms. 681 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,237 I'm gonna need two things, though. 682 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,235 And my grandma. 683 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720 Well, you know, them family reunions get crazy sometimes, man. 684 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,108 Thanks for sharing, brother. 685 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,912 Whassup? I'm Trunk. 686 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,593 I got a knock-out left hook. 687 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,869 Mmm-hmm. 688 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,080 I got my name 689 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,576 because I accidentally locked my car keys in my trunk once. 690 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,840 - It happens to the best of us, dawg. - With a dead body. 691 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,634 Okay. 692 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,795 Yeah, well, you know, 693 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,434 Trunk is a better name than Dead Body. 694 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,998 Let's move on. What about you? 695 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,195 <i>Yeah.</i> 696 00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,879 Stitches. 697 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,069 And? 698 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,832 Two things about yourself? 699 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,639 Nah, nigga. 700 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,279 Okay, you know what, Shark Tank? 701 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,436 I think, in his own way, 702 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,318 Stitches did share something about hisself. 703 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,993 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 704 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,310 - We should move on. - Yeah, okay. 705 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,159 I'm Hi-C. 706 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,798 First off, uh, I don't like niggas I don't know. 707 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,632 Second, I'm real curious 708 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,110 about what exactly went down at the Diaz church massacre. 709 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,520 - Mmm-hmm. <i>- Yeah.</i> 710 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,520 Okay. 711 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,194 Now we all know things about each other. 712 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,794 So, let's knock this job out real quick. 713 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,758 Was it really like the word on the street? 714 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,271 What was the word on the streets? 715 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,874 Blood bath. Hundred executions. 716 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,554 - Yeah. - Yeah, at least 100. 717 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,789 Hundred, 101. 718 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,336 And you ran up the wall and did a back flip, 719 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,080 and came down and was still shooting niggas. 720 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,360 Mmm. 721 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,351 Damn straight. Did that, too. 722 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,669 Well, show us. 723 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,911 - Hmm? - Show us! 724 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,189 - The flip, hmm? - Yeah. 725 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,320 - I think we'd all like to see that. - Um... 726 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,149 All right, let me explain somethin' to y'all real quick. 727 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,675 It ain't gonna be like you think. 728 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,238 Cheddar already told y'all, we ain't here... 729 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,396 Oh! 730 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,796 Damn, nigga! You see that shit? 731 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,473 He did it. He flipped it? 732 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,120 He flipped it. 733 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,480 Bring it in right here, homie. 734 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,158 <i>Whoo! All right!</i> 735 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,472 It's like black Jesus up in here. 736 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,073 That's what I'm talking about. 737 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,056 Oh, my God! I just did a flip. Oh, my God! 738 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,071 <i>Shit! That shit is crazy.</i> 739 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,799 So next time we tell y'all we did somethin', 740 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,872 take ou...