My Own Private Idaho

Budd, just relax, Budd. 461 00:32:48,885 --> 00:32:52,180 Provide for us, O Great Psychedelic Papa! 462 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,225 Scotty! 463 00:32:56,726 --> 00:32:59,771 When you inherit your fortune on your 21st birthday... 464 00:33:00,188 --> 00:33:01,522 Let's see. 465 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:03,733 How far away is this? 466 00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,568 One week away, Bob. 467 00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:07,487 Just one more week. 468 00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:12,950 Let's not call ourselves robbers, but Diana's foresters, 469 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:15,495 gentlemen of the shade, 470 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,747 minions of the moon, 471 00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:21,542 men of good government. 472 00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:42,438 When I turn 21, I don't want any more of this life. 473 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:46,776 My mother and father will be surprised at the incredible change. 474 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:50,988 It will impress them more when such a fuckup like me turns good, 475 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:53,783 <i>than if I had been a good son all along.</i> 476 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:57,537 All my bad behavior I will throw away to pay a debt. 477 00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:00,873 I will change when everybody expects it the least. 478 00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:03,376 (SCOFFS) You'll become a head roller, 479 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,336 a hatchet man for your old man. 480 00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:07,672 SCOTT: No! 481 00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:10,967 You will be the hatchet man, Bob! 482 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:12,677 <i>That will be yourjob.</i> 483 00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:15,805 And so there will rarely be a job hatcheted. 484 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:20,852 It will all be just one endless party. 485 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,146 Won't it? 486 00:34:26,023 --> 00:34:29,235 But at least my little friend has offered me a job. 487 00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:31,863 They're so good to me. 488 00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:37,577 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 489 00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:39,495 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 490 00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:43,458 How long has it been, Bob, since you could see your dick? 491 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,418 About four years, Scotty. 492 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:49,046 Four years of grief blows a man up like a balloon. 493 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:51,090 There's rock-and-roll money coming this way! 494 00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:54,177 And they're drunk as skunks! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 495 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,180 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 496 00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:02,185 All right. All right. You four should head them off there. 497 00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:04,020 BOB: We four? How many are walking with 'em? 498 00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,313 SCOTT: There's five of 'em. 499 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,940 BOB: Five? Shouldn't they be robbing us? 500 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:12,570 All right. If they escape from you guys, Mike and I will get 'em here. 501 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:15,656 BOB: Eight feet of this muck's like 30 yards of flat road-- 502 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:18,201 Would you guys shut up? Shut up! Pay attention. 503 00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:19,410 Squat down! Squat down! 504 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:22,413 BOB: Squat down? You got a crane to lift me up? 505 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,294 (CHANTING NONSENSICALLY) 506 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:32,632 - Where are our disguises? - Right behind us. 507 00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:38,471 - Let's go. - Okay. 508 00:35:41,015 --> 00:35:43,392 PROMOTER: Who are these jokers, man? PROMOTER 2: Look like Rajneesh. 509 00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:45,770 - (CHANTING CONTINUES) - (COUGHING) 510 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:48,689 This one looks like he's a little thirsty. 511 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,317 (LAUGHS) 512 00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:54,904 Up against the wall, you sully scumbags! 513 00:35:55,238 --> 00:35:56,405 PROMOTER: Don't shoot. 514 00:35:56,614 --> 00:35:58,407 (LAUGHING) 515 00:35:58,616 --> 00:35:59,826 (SCREAMING) 516 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:01,786 Up against the wall. 517 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,080 (CLAMORING) 518 00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:07,750 PROMOTER: Don't shoot us. BOB: That's right. 519 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,335 - (LAUGHS) - (GUNSHOT) 520 00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:11,254 (EXCLAIMING) 521 00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:14,507 Okay, set the box down. 522 00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,759 That's right. Thank you. 523 00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:20,137 Nice and gently. Nice and gently. 524 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,598 - Let's see what we have. - (GUNSHOT) 525 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:28,437 Yes, my baby doll. Ooh. 526 00:36:30,815 --> 00:36:33,442 Tickets, anyone, to next week's show? 527 00:36:36,988 --> 00:36:39,282 Scott and Mike have disappeared. 528 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,243 Could the shots have scared them away? 529 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:44,829 Maybe we should get the hel...