The Babysitters

20 percent. Thanks Shirl! 298 00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:36,421 Oh my god, isn't this awesome? 299 00:31:36,821 --> 00:31:40,721 Yeah, have fun cleaning up all the puke before your parents get back. 300 00:31:40,722 --> 00:31:44,262 What!? It's totally awesome! 301 00:31:44,662 --> 00:31:46,692 Shirley! We gotta go talk to Doug! 302 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:48,601 Okay! 303 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,961 Hey! Hey. 304 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:55,492 Hey. Hey. 305 00:31:56,292 --> 00:31:57,702 I've got a hookup for some weed. 306 00:31:58,603 --> 00:31:59,523 You interested? 307 00:31:59,922 --> 00:32:00,902 It's gonna be sweet... 308 00:32:01,112 --> 00:32:03,262 Um, I don't really ... Sure! 309 00:32:04,462 --> 00:32:07,162 Um Shirley, if uh, if you need a ride home later, I can give one to you. 310 00:32:07,162 --> 00:32:08,542 If you ... In case you need one. 311 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:14,242 Umm, 'cause I came with Melissa, but um... yeah maybe, yeah ... 312 00:32:36,794 --> 00:32:37,894 I'm gonna puke. 313 00:32:48,403 --> 00:32:49,223 What's the deal? 314 00:32:49,424 --> 00:32:51,864 I got calls from two of Jerry's friends. 315 00:32:52,063 --> 00:32:54,913 That's great! Great? It's not great! 316 00:32:55,314 --> 00:32:58,114 Jerry can't keep his mouth shut, we're gonna go to jail. 317 00:32:58,114 --> 00:33:03,154 We're minors, right, a few hours of mandatory counselling, we're off clean. 318 00:33:04,964 --> 00:33:09,284 Wives, and parents, and kids. All take care of themselves. 319 00:33:10,194 --> 00:33:15,074 They'll always believe that their husbands love them, their daughters are virgins... 320 00:33:15,474 --> 00:33:17,974 and their sons aren't making pipe bombs in the basement 321 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,174 because it would kill them to believe otherwise. 322 00:33:21,474 --> 00:33:24,304 They're the ones that make getting away with it so easy. 323 00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:27,294 Both want Thursday. I got Jerry Thursday. 324 00:33:27,294 --> 00:33:28,154 I know. 325 00:33:29,555 --> 00:33:30,735 Can you take one of 'em? 326 00:33:35,734 --> 00:33:37,574 Still leaves one guy dateless. 327 00:33:38,574 --> 00:33:40,034 So find someone else to sit. 328 00:33:41,235 --> 00:33:43,475 Jesus, Melissa. You know what the pimps say... 329 00:33:43,775 --> 00:33:47,095 I didn't make her a ho, she was a ho already. 330 00:33:47,394 --> 00:33:50,004 Oh, yeah,... That's great, you heard that where? 331 00:33:50,005 --> 00:33:51,955 Hang on, I'm getting more beer. 332 00:33:53,655 --> 00:33:57,025 Also ... Who's the ho? Hmmmm ... 333 00:33:59,426 --> 00:34:02,226 Nooouuuu ... 334 00:34:07,226 --> 00:34:09,216 Oh yeah, that's brilliant. 335 00:34:12,716 --> 00:34:16,506 No! No! She would never ... She doesn't have to. 336 00:34:17,815 --> 00:34:19,565 But let her make that choice. 337 00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:24,565 For once in her life. Let her make a choice about something. 338 00:34:36,136 --> 00:34:37,376 Do you want me to drive? 339 00:34:38,386 --> 00:34:39,256 Hey. 340 00:34:42,657 --> 00:34:46,857 You leaving? Yeah, I'm just, waiting for Melissa, so... 341 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,317 You cold? You want my hoodie? No. 342 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:56,267 You sure? Thanks. 343 00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:03,767 Ahh, um, I'm, I'm really sorry about your... Uhh, it's no problem. 344 00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:20,246 It seems like, uh, kissing is always better in the cold. 345 00:35:24,246 --> 00:35:26,666 Oops. Uhhhh ... 346 00:35:28,476 --> 00:35:31,166 Okay, uh ... Night! 347 00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:33,776 Goodnight. 348 00:35:44,548 --> 00:35:45,348 Pbbbt ... 349 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,807 I snuck out. Rebel. 350 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,607 Oh, yeah, I'm a rebel, right? 351 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,219 Kidding. 352 00:36:15,718 --> 00:36:16,448 Shirley! 353 00:36:20,849 --> 00:36:25,649 Uhh, mom says you might have some peroxide? - Uh... 354 00:36:30,078 --> 00:36:32,718 Oh... How was the ... Uh, fine. 355 00:36:32,718 --> 00:36:34,448 Were a lot of people there? Mmm. 356 00:36:38,248 --> 00:36:44,048 Hey ... Uh... Oh... Who, uh... friend of, stepbrother... ? - Scott 357 00:36:44,048 --> 00:36:49,648 Yeah, he called for you the other day ... So, are you... going together? 358 00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:51,659 Going where? 359 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,260 Uh, no, are you two ... No! No. No. 360 00:36:57,159 --> 00:37:02,899 'Cause, oooh, he seemed like a ... seemed like a nice guy. 361 00:37:03,099 --> 00:37:07,359 I mean, cool, he looks... cool. 362 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,110 Tall. Dad. I'm kinda tired right now, but... 363 00:37:16,710 --> 00:37:19,410 So... Talk to you tomorrow. Goodnight. 364 00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:01,821 Did the kids behave? 365 00:38:02,921 --> 00:38:04,0