A Madea Family Funeral

00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,184 Nothing yet. 904 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,811 - Hey, A.J. - Hey. 905 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,517 - How you doing? - Fine. 906 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,352 Baby, you got on too much damn cologne. 907 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:33,981 That's funky. 908 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:34,069 That's funky. 909 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,072 That's funky. 910 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,982 And it's too sweet, Mabel. I can smell it all the way over here. 911 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,943 Yes, it's too strong. Don't wear that no more. 912 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,277 I don't have on cologne. 913 00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,534 The hell you preach? 914 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,616 Go with her, player. She might be trying to save your life. 915 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:50,078 Will you stop it? It's a sad occasion. 916 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:53,755 It's sad for you. I don't like your daddy, so it ain't sad for me. 917 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,173 I'm just trying to help you out. 918 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,376 Whatever. What is going on, and where's the doctor'? 919 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,960 - Calm down. - No, that's my daddy. 920 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,136 I know that. 921 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:01,839 And he's been like a father to me. 922 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,220 He been like a father to a lot of women. 923 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,722 Will y'all get the doctor, please? 924 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:07,473 Come on, A.J. 925 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,305 The nurse said she'll be right back. 926 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,516 She look good in that green dress. 927 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,443 Oh, yeah. You all right, Vianne, baby? 928 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,065 Yes, I just wanna know what happened. 929 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,988 Well, see, what had happened was, 930 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:21,283 he got this here ball stuck in his throat... 931 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:24,828 Hey! Hey! Hallelujah! 932 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:27,281 Hattie, you better shut your damn mouth. 933 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,537 And it was lodged back there, in the... 934 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,460 - Hush. - Damn, Ma! 935 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,256 I'm sorry. 936 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,837 You ain't had to hit me like that. Keep your damn hands to yourself! 937 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:39,668 Hattie. Shh. 938 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,128 Don't be shushing me! 939 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,432 Will y'all stop it, please? You are worse than fourth-graders! 940 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,265 This is a serious situation. Stop it. 941 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:48,395 I don't know who the hell you think you're talkin' to. Your mama a fourth-grader! 942 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,262 Will somebody tell me what's going on? 943 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,983 From what we understand, he had a heart attack. That's all we know. 944 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,100 Yeah, I know that. A.J. said that back at the house. 945 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,635 - Yeah. - But is he all right? 946 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,818 I was with him, he was fine. I just left him. 947 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:03,151 Yeah, baby, that's 'cause you left him in a restful state. 948 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,576 Sometimes, when people have a heart attack, 949 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,827 they doin' somethin' strenuous. 950 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:09,952 Daddy. 951 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,080 - What was he doing? - He was fu... 952 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,410 Hey! 953 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:17,132 You lucky you didn't swallow them bastards, 954 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,801 have them go in and chewing up your esophagus, 955 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:19,882 going down to your stomach. 956 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,298 I paid a lot of money for these damn teeth. 957 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,346 Keep it up, I'mma give you a asstric bypass. 958 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,553 I wanna tell you this. 959 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,976 Brian really did try to help him 960 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:33,556 when he gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 961 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,440 Thank you. 962 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,087 I'm tellin' ya, I saw my nephew kissing on that man, on his lips, 963 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,737 I said, “Lord, have mercy, blow him air in his lungs." 964 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,816 He went in farther than any man should ever go with another man. 965 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:43,907 He went in farther than any man should ever go with another man. 966 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,411 He went in farther than any man should ever go with another man. 967 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,369 Unless you're into that kinda thing. 968 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,078 Where was he? 969 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,826 At the hot...