Coming 2 America

00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:42,605 And, Princess omma, this is your bastard brother from america. 599 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,608 Now, this is my eldest daughter, Princess meeka. 600 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,026 Meeka, this is your... 601 00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:49,028 Bastard brother. They know. 602 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:51,989 I think they get the idea. So, how you doing? 603 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:54,033 And my name is Mary. How you doing? 604 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:55,993 Just call me your second mom. 605 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,579 But you really don't have to, girls. 606 00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:01,707 I mean, but you should, though, 'cause I kinda am. 607 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,042 Well, look at us. 608 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:08,422 Just one big, happy zamundan-American aristocratic blended family. 609 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,883 Just like the Kardashians! 610 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:31,904 And that is the story of the bunny and the bear. 611 00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:33,948 Good class today, children. 612 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,366 Okay, go play now. 613 00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:37,576 Play with your grenades and your kalashnikov. 614 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,703 Sifo, don't mess with the sarin. 615 00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:41,372 Okay? It is dangerous. 616 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:44,625 General izzi, we have just been informed 617 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:49,588 king akeem has returned from america with a son. 618 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:51,548 A son? 619 00:34:54,385 --> 00:34:55,886 A son. 620 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,111 I am so hungry, 621 00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:14,071 I could eat the ass out of a zebra. 622 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:20,786 So, lavelle, what did you do in queens 623 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,497 before you found out you were a prince? 624 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:26,083 I wasn't doing that much, you know what I mean? 625 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,711 Just sort of, like, in between opportunities. 626 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,171 - You know? - Let me tell you something, baby. 627 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,007 You a prince now. Okay? 628 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,926 And one day, all this is gonna be yours. 629 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,845 This long-ass table, all this food, 630 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:40,306 this whole damn kingdom. 631 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:43,309 I always thought that meeka was going to be queen. 632 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,227 A woman isn't allowed to rule zamunda. 633 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,312 It's the law. 634 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:49,606 So it's going to be this guy? 635 00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:55,446 I have lost my appetite. 636 00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:07,708 So, is anybody gonna tell me why these mashed potatoes is black? 637 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,043 It's caviar. 638 00:36:09,126 --> 00:36:11,587 - It's cava-what? - Caviar, mom. 639 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,380 You know, our cousin named that. 640 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,638 You sure you're in the right room? 641 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:24,933 Lisa, please. I'm getting it from everywhere. 642 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,560 Meeka is so upset. 643 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:35,152 Did it ever occur to you that maybe meeka might have wanted to be your heir? 644 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:37,654 She's practically trained for it her whole life. 645 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,785 This boy would not have been my first choice, 646 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,870 but what can I do? 647 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:48,457 He is my firstborn, my only son, 648 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,125 and you know the law. 649 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,835 That is not you talking. 650 00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:53,921 That is your father. 651 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,298 Good night. 652 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:05,933 Lisa, I was wondering. 653 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:07,893 I just recently returned from a trip 654 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:11,480 that was most tiresome, and I thought maybe, perhaps, 655 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,315 if you were in the mood... 656 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,568 Yeah, perhaps it was poor timing on my behalf 657 00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:19,071 to even suggest such a thing. 658 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,572 Good night, my sweet. 659 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,034 Sweet dreams, my sweet. 660 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:32,126 This is bullshit. 661 00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:44,263 Good morning. 662 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:54,106 Good morning, zamunda... 663 00:37:57,985 --> 00:37:59,403 Yeah! 664 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,198 Good morning, my prince. 665 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:06,827 "My prince." I like that. 666 00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,704 Would you like us to bathe you? 667 00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:10,789 Bathe me? 668 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,216 All three of you? 669 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:28,682 Naked? 670 00:38:30,684 --> 00:38:32,978 Okay. All right, well... 671 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,022 I'll be... I'll be right back. 672 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:42,779 Hey. Hey, look. I'm freaking out right now because these three girls, 67...