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- That's my bedroom. 694 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,820 You're at my parents' house. Why are you at my parents' house? 695 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,325 <i>It's a little smaller than I remember.</i> 696 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:16,986 You broke into my house! 697 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,449 We broke into his house. 698 00:33:18,623 --> 00:33:20,239 Yeah, we broke into your house. 699 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:21,952 <i>Hey, hey! Look who I found, Hoag.</i> 700 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,159 <i>Hoagie, I miss you so much!</i> 701 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:25,703 What are you doing with Mr. Stubbles? 702 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,041 <i>This little guy got you through</i> 703 00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:28,372 <i>a lot of troubles in life, didn't he?</i> 704 00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:29,915 All right, Jerry. 705 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,585 Let's see where this one goes. 706 00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:36,130 <i>Mr. Stubbles has something to say. What was that?</i> 707 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:39,141 <i>He says that his skin's very dry. It needs to be moisturized.</i> 708 00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:41,973 Jerry, put down Mr. Stubbles. So help me God. 709 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:44,896 What's happening here? 710 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,479 I think he's about to masturbate in Hoagie's childhood bedroom. 711 00:33:47,652 --> 00:33:49,314 Oh, no. 712 00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:51,399 It's the ultimate act of dominance. 713 00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:53,154 <i>I'm gonna stay here until you come.</i> 714 00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,904 <i>Unless I come first.</i> 715 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,360 You sly dog. 716 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:02,998 - Go! Go! Go! - Did you get him? 717 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,908 - Start the car! - I started it. I started it. 718 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,247 Everybody put their seat belts on. 719 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:07,752 Go! Go! Go! 720 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:09,413 - Everybody in. - Hold on. 721 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,422 Is everybody in? 722 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,754 <i>This is gonna be nice and smooth, Mr. Stubbies.</i> 723 00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:19,719 <i>This isn't gonna hurt whatsoever.</i> 724 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:22,430 Stay put. We're coming for you. We're coming for you. 725 00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:25,812 <i>Yeah, but hurry up! Daddy, hurry up!</i> 726 00:34:25,982 --> 00:34:27,723 Mr. Stubbles is not into you. He can't be into you. 727 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,062 He's not a sexual being, okay? So put him down! 728 00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:38,484 Hey, team. 729 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:48,248 Jerry, how are you in my room right now? 730 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:49,665 We're all in my room. 731 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:53,339 <i>No, of course I'm not there. I'm here. In my basement.</i> 732 00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:54,666 Where are you guys? 733 00:34:54,844 --> 00:34:57,006 <i>Are you fucking kidding me?</i> 734 00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:00,138 <i>He built a replica of your bedroom in his basement?</i> 735 00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:01,640 Good night, gentlemen. 736 00:35:10,401 --> 00:35:12,814 Ah, amateurs. 737 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:15,274 Let's begin. Um... 738 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,023 So kind of a rough start. 739 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:21,118 That was pretty standard, actually. Yeah, Jerry's extreme. 740 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:24,075 The masturbation was fake, but the pleasure was real. 741 00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:26,865 I mean, I've said it before, but we're not gonna tag him because, 742 00:35:27,418 --> 00:35:29,751 you know, he's better at tag than us. 743 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,832 I'm obviously going to be the one that tags Jerry. 744 00:35:32,006 --> 00:35:35,249 I've been working with this Japanese guy. Sensei. 745 00:35:35,426 --> 00:35:37,918 He knows zero karate. 746 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:40,803 Oh, he doesn't know karate. He's claiming to know karate? 747 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,383 He doesn't know karate. I don't think he knows karate. 748 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,598 Well, then what does he call it when I roundhouse kicked him in 10th grade? 749 00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:50,059 Callahan and Chilli did get in a huge fight sophomore year of high school 750 00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:55,102 and Callahan did just tag Chilli with a beautiful roundhouse kick. 751 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:58,818 But in Chilli's defense, when Callahan kicked him... 752 00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,232 He shit in his pants! 753 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:02,150 Yeah, okay, that never happened. 754 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:05,412 And it's nice to actually get an opportunity to address it directly. 755 00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:06,742 By all means. I'm all ears. 756 00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:10,250 I mean, I was very sweaty. It was warm out. 757 00:36:10,461 --> 00:36:14,501 The sweaty ass defense? He's been bangin