The Last Days of American Crime

Every trust-fund asshole and Daddy's little coke fiend 567 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,458 are getting ready for the ultimate rave. 568 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,458 They already have all the money. 569 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,916 As soon as the API is on, 570 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,208 they won't have to worry about anyone taking it from them. 571 00:40:20,291 --> 00:40:22,250 Fucking assholes. Hey! Where's my table? 572 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:25,041 What was I saying? I was talking about something. 573 00:40:28,916 --> 00:40:30,541 You were talking about your manifesto. 574 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:33,875 [Kevin] Oh, yeah, the manifesto that nobody cares about, 575 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,958 my MIT queen. 576 00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,583 Did you know that? 577 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,875 Do you know that this one has gone 578 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:45,208 to the most prestigious technological school 579 00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:47,041 in the world, I think. 580 00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,833 She has a diploma with her name on it. 581 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:51,500 Because she put it there after she hacked them. 582 00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:54,916 And before that, she hacked the... FBI? 583 00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:56,666 That's right. 584 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,166 Look at you. She's, like, embarrassed. 585 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,708 Yeah, it went FBI, MIT, and then you. 586 00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:05,375 My three greatest hacks. 587 00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:12,916 [Kevin] You ever hear that expression, 588 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,375 "Behind every great man..."? 589 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,833 Yeah, it's: "Behind... 590 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,541 every great man is a woman." 591 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:25,166 And it's the truth. 592 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,833 Who says that you're a great man, darling? 593 00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,958 "Who says that you're a great man, darling?" 594 00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:35,208 You're so funny. These fucking jokes, they're so funny. 595 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:38,125 Why don't you go get us some fucking champagne, huh? 596 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,125 Woman. 597 00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:46,791 Fuck. 598 00:41:51,541 --> 00:41:52,708 I felt it once. 599 00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:57,125 The signal. 600 00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,166 Right there. 601 00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:02,333 A direct... 602 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:09,083 molecular modulation of the prefrontal cortex. [sucking] 603 00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:12,791 It's crazy. 604 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:16,583 You can see all the terrible, beautiful things you're gonna do. 605 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:19,208 You can run it over and over again in your mind, 606 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:20,833 step by step. 607 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,166 Then when you go do it, when you tell your body, 608 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:28,166 "Okay, you remember those things that we were gonna do? Do 'em." 609 00:42:29,791 --> 00:42:32,250 Boom! You turn into Sammy the vegetable. 610 00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:35,208 [grunting] 611 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:36,541 It's crazy. 612 00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:38,666 Can you beat it? 613 00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:42,458 -Beat it? -The signal. 614 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:44,291 Beat the signal? 615 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:46,791 Yeah, you could beat it and you could die. 616 00:42:50,791 --> 00:42:53,000 -Come on. Forgive me. -Here you go, you great fucking man. 617 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,916 -[Kevin] I'm sorry! I said I-- -Fuck you! 618 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,041 [Kevin] Wait. Now, what? 619 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:57,375 Baby, come back! 620 00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,125 Let's have a toast. 621 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:03,875 We're celebrating. 622 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,916 To the last days of American crime. 623 00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:35,875 [reporter] You're saying if these people, 624 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:38,125 these new federal law enforcers, 625 00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:40,250 you're saying they won't be affected by the API. 626 00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:42,208 [governor] No, I'm saying the police have always had 627 00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:44,166 a special relationship with the law. 628 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,916 It's always been legal for them to use deadly force 629 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,958 if he or she believes it's necessary. 630 00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:52,166 [reporter] But these blockers, that takes that freedom to a whole new level. 631 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:53,416 [governor] Well, I disagree. 632 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,708 [reporter] This will result in a police state on the sca-- 633 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:01,583 [sergeant] Sawyer, what can I do for you? 634 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:03,000 A... 635 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:05,791 I was wondering if I could still put my name down 636