Starsky & Hutch

00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,919 You were gonna tell us about Terrence Myers. 578 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:44,547 - Who's Terrence Myers? <i>- (Starsky chuckles)</i> 579 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:48,008 - Wrong answer, Big Earl. - Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl. 580 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:51,887 - I'm Jeff. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 581 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,557 - Jeff? - No, no one's who they say they are. 582 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:57,309 Look. Honest. Think about it. 583 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,937 I'm not even big. 584 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:03,399 Yeah. No, that's... a good point. 585 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,735 Maybe it's one of those ironic names, like Tiny over in Vice. 586 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:11,740 - He's eight feet. Everybody says he's tiny. - Except this guy's normal size, so 587 00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:14,827 he'd have to be a lot smaller with a name like "Big Earl" for it to be ironic. 588 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:18,247 You don't have to be a midget. You're not exactly... How tall are you? 589 00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:22,334 - I don't know. 5'9"? - Uh-huh. Well, that is kind of... 590 00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:24,670 - Borderline. It's average. - Look, guys, 591 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:27,923 Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago. He's in Bay City Correctional 592 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:30,259 and I took over the bar as a favour till he gets out. 593 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:35,347 Jeff, I'm sorry. We apologise. We're gonna pay Big Earl a visit. 594 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:38,434 Let me just get this for you. There you go. Good as new. 595 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,438 Little word of advice. Next time you're watching a place, don't claim you own it 596 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:45,774 just cos you're watching it, OK? I housesit for my sister all the time. 597 00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:48,694 It's not like I claim that I own her house, you know what I mean? 598 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:51,447 That goes for all y'all. 599 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:55,326 Don't pretend to be something you're not. Just be who you are. 600 00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:58,037 That's what's really cool. 601 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,926 <i>(bell rings)</i> 602 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:30,736 How'd you guys get in here? Visiting hours are over. 603 00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:33,656 Special treatment. 604 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,909 We got some questions about Terrence Myers. 605 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,744 - Terrence Myers? - Yeah. 606 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,247 You made this jacket for him, didn't you? 607 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,917 Gee whiz, I don't seem to know anyone by that name at all. 608 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,172 Hard customer. <i>(whispers)</i> Offer him a radio or some bullshit. 609 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:53,801 Maybe there's something we can do to make your stay more comfortable. 610 00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:57,763 - Nice transistor radio for your cell, maybe? - No. 611 00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:01,267 - How about a TV? - I'll tell you what. 612 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:04,937 I do like your blond friend here. 613 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,189 Let me see your bellybutton. 614 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:10,859 No. What...? Let's go. 615 00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:13,445 - No. No! I'm not gonna... - Hold on a second. 616 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:16,448 <i>(whispers)</i> He's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. 617 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,784 Just show him your stomach. Nobody's here. 618 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:21,203 - Are we cool? - Yes, we're cool. 619 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:30,713 Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. 620 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:33,549 Oh, it's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. 621 00:35:33,674 --> 00:35:35,801 I got one, too. 622 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:39,221 I just got a little more brown sugar on mine. 623 00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:42,224 Did you say Terrence Myers? 624 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:46,312 Yeah, I did make that jacket. We might have even pulled a job together. 625 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:49,898 What job? Who were you working for? 626 00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:52,401 Stand up, walk to the back, and do a slow spin for me. 627 00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:54,987 Wait a second, Big Earl. I just showed you my stomach. 628 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,156 Come on. A deal's a deal, Earl. 629 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,576 Fine. Then this conversation is over. 630 00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:06,040 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold it. Come on. Wait a second. 631 00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:12,880 Get up. 632 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:18,886 - Tell him to take his jacket off. - Take your jacket off. 633 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:23,015 - Slow spin. - He says to do a slow spin. 634 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:27,436 Tell him to arch his back and then look back at me mean, 635 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,730 like a dragon. 636 00:36:31,690