Rango

459 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,690 -A little up and back? -I don't think so. 460 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:39,817 Have you got French cuffs with that? 461 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,568 Excuse me, Sheriff Rango. I want to talk to you. 462 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,153 Hey, Beans, what do you think of the new duds? 463 00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,239 I got a 1 0-gallon hat marked down from 1 5. 464 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,907 -That's nice. -Have you met Angelique? 465 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,826 -Hello, Beans. -Hello, Angelique. 466 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,952 -Tart. -Floozy. 467 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,246 -Trollop. -Excuse me, Mr Rango. 468 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,956 I will blow that ugly right off your face! 469 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,250 I was just thinking that... 470 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,710 You want the old John Hancock, do you? 471 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,921 -Well, here. Hold this. -Sheriff Rango, this isn't a social call. 472 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,714 There's a bullet in there. 473 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,341 I know about the shindig this afternoon. 474 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,927 -I ordered myself some right fancy duds. -Sheriff, I'd like to file a... 475 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,762 -Mr Rango! -Oh, you, too? No problem. 476 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,472 -Here, let me just... -I need you to investigate... 477 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:13,433 You know, Beans, I bet you clean up real nice, you put a little effort into it. 478 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,726 -What? -Now, remember, son, 479 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,354 stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare. 480 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,064 -Who's Shakespeare? -Sheriff Rango, 481 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,275 if that is your real name. 482 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,569 I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, 483 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,737 which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown 484 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:28,740 while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop! 485 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:34,288 Sad, really. Such a drab little thing. 486 00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,123 Why does she do that? 487 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,459 -It's a survival reflex. -Her switch is just broken. 488 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,003 Well, that's an inconvenience. 489 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,714 It is not a rash! It is a birthmark! 490 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,675 I did it again, didn't l? 491 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,010 Did what? 492 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,970 Let me ask you something. 493 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:54,141 Did anybody here mention what happened to our last sheriff? 494 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:37,851 Pardon, but may I ask you... Excuse me, may I ask you... 495 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:41,772 The last sheriff... Pardon me. Where is everybody going? 496 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:45,275 What exactly happened to the... 497 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,198 <i>All day</i> 498 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:55,285 <i>I've faced the barren waste</i> 499 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:59,665 <i>Without the taste of water</i> 500 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:07,047 <i>Cool water</i> 501 00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:13,303 <i>Old Dan and l</i> 502 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,389 <i>With throats burned dry</i> 503 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:20,143 <i>And souls that cry</i> 504 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,813 <i>For water</i> 505 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,192 <i>Cool</i> 506 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:30,570 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 507 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,115 <i>Clear water</i> 508 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,874 This is a heck of a hoedown you got going. 509 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,751 Still working out those steps. 510 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:48,714 So, is this considered normal civic behaviour? 511 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:51,299 Every Wednesday, just like clockwork. 512 00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:53,135 You kill bird. 513 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:56,096 Yeah. Matter of fact, I did. 514 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,724 Bird dead. Snake come. 515 00:41:58,975 --> 00:41:59,975 Snake? 516 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,852 He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr Rango. 517 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,187 He never comes to town 'cause he's scared of that hawk. 518 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:05,564 But he might come now. 519 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,232 Can I have your boots when you're dead? 520 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,400 No! 521 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:10,861 And I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake. 522 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,612 That's just what Amos said. 523 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,823 Amos? 524 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,495 You got any gold fillings? 525 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:41,349 <i>My fellow Dirtonians.</i> 526 00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:46,438 <i>l welcome you to our great day</i> <i>of deliverance. Hallelujah.</i> 527 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:48,106 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 528 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:51,735 <i>Acolytes, prepare the holy spigot!</i> 529 00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:05,665 <i>We have a newcomer</i> <i>amongst us today, my friends.</i> 530 00:4...