Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventure

THAT DEED, KID. 440 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,235 HA HA! 441 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,503 UNH! 442 00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,072 PECOS, HELP ME! 443 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:10,849 PECOS! 444 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,619 HANG ON, DANIEL. 445 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,810 PECOS! 446 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:40,912 PECOS! 447 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,214 AAH! 448 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:00,098 HYAH! 449 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,970 LET'S GO, KID. THIS WAY. 450 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:08,574 WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 451 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,976 ALL RIGHT NOW, COME ON OUT. 452 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,247 [WHINNIES] 453 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:16,782 All: HUH? 454 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:20,919 THAT A BOY, WIDOWMAKER! 455 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,155 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 456 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:25,657 DOWN THAT PIPE AND KEEP GOING. 457 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:26,992 SAY HI TO BIG PAUL, 458 00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:28,294 AND GOOD LUCK. 459 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:29,995 [WHISTLES] 460 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,811 GET BACK HERE, KID! 461 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,046 COME ON. WHAT'RE YOU WAITIN' FOR? JUMP! 462 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,160 Pecos Bill: HYAH! HYAH! 463 00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:04,563 HA HA HA! 464 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:16,007 WHAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IS HOW'D THEY KNOW WE WERE COMIN'? 465 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,176 THEY READ THE TELEGRAPH. 466 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,346 THE WHAT? 467 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,681 STRINGS OF WIRE WHICH ALLOW A MAN, 468 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,683 LET'S SAY, OVER IN SAN FRANCISCO, 469 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:28,520 TO TALK TO A MAN IN NEW YORK CITY. 470 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,656 GO ON. Y-YOU'RE TELLIN' ME A TALL TALE. 471 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,658 THERE AIN'T NO VOICE THAT CAN CARRY THAT FAR. 472 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,394 THEY DON'T ACTUALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER, SEE-- 473 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:37,429 BUT WORD HAS IT THAT THAT'S COMIN', TOO. 474 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,830 THERE'S A MAN NAMED BELL, 475 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:42,167 HE'S CLAIMED THAT PEOPLE CAN BE HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY 476 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,170 AND HOLD A CONVERSATION 477 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,739 LIKE THEY'RE AS CLOSE AS I AM TO YOU. 478 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:50,676 EVERYBODY WILL KNOW EVERYBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS? 479 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,177 IN NO TIME AT ALL, THERE AIN'T GONNA BE 480 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,947 A SINGLE PLACE LEFT A MAN CAN FIND ANY PRIVACY. 481 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:58,517 I TELL YOU, ABOUT EVERYBODY, 482 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:03,522 EVERYBODY AND THEIR DOG IS PROBABLY AFTER US BY NOW. 483 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:07,526 WELL, USED TO BE WHEN A MAN GOT A HEAD START, IT MEANT SOMETHING. 484 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,194 AT LEAST WE GOT AWAY. 485 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,030 Pecos: WHAT THE-- 486 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,402 NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU TERMITES, IS IT? 487 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:18,404 NOT ENOUGH YOU SWINDLED ME OUT OF MY CAMP, 488 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:19,405 ROBBED ME OF MY TRADE. 489 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:21,072 NOW YOU WANT MY WOODS, TOO. 490 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:22,808 YOU WANT IT ALL! 491 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:24,142 I'M MAKIN' MY STAND. 492 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,412 AT LEAST, IF I GO DOWN SWINGIN', 493 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,447 I GO DOWN LIKE A MAN. 494 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,616 AW, HUSH UP, YOU LOG-BRAIN. 495 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,586 PECOS? 496 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,558 LET ME TAKE A GANDER AT YOU. 497 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,664 YOU STEAMIN' PILE OF BUFFALO PUCKEY. 498 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:49,335 YOU'RE STILL UGLY. 499 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,446 I TOLD SAM. 500 00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:03,515 THEY'RE NOT LOGGERS, THEY'RE BUTCHERS. 501 00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:05,484 THEM WITH THEIR FANCY MACHINES. 502 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:06,985 CUTTING DOWN EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. 503 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,086 THE WEAK WITH THE STRONG. 504 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,421 SAPLING WITH THE FULL-GROWED, 505 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,157 SO NOTHING COULD EVER SPROUT AGAIN. 506 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:13,258 YOU KNOW WHAT SAM SAID? 507 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,662 HE SAID I WAS BEHIND THE TIMES. 508 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,664 ME. 509 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,165 PAUL BUNYAN. 510 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:21,767 THE MAN WHO INVENTED LOGGIN'. 511 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,869 WHO THOUGHT UP THE DOUBLE-BLADED AXE, HUH? 512 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:26,004 ME. 513 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,373 WHO DREAMED UP THE LOG FLUME? 514 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,841 ME AGAIN. 515 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,009 DON'T THINK IT'S EASY, EITHER. 516 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,811 MY HEAD HURT FOR DAYS, COMING UP WITH THAT ONE. 517 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,346 WHAT ABOUT THE GRINDSTONE? 518 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:37,483 FLAPJACK CONTEST? WEDGE CUTTIN'? 3-POINT STANCE? 519 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:39,317 ME! ME! ME! ME! 520 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,497 MAYBE I'M JUST OLD