Carry On Cowboy

00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:12,957 What's that got to do with it? 511 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,290 They got kids the same way for thousands of years, too. 512 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:16,415 Well? 513 00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:18,207 Carry on with the sticks. 514 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,624 All right, get on your horses. 515 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,582 I say. it's never worked as well as that before. 516 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,624 Oh, we've stopped. 517 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:48,540 So we have. And I should think so, too. 518 00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:52,040 12 hours is a long time in a coach with no corridor. 519 00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:00,040 Well, where is it? 520 00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:02,790 We ain't stopped for that, mister. Looked up over there. 521 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,457 injuns. 522 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,290 - What? - injuns? 523 00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:07,624 You mean railway engines? 524 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,540 Red injuns. Them's smoke signals. 525 00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:12,915 - What do they mean? - Danged if I know. 526 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:14,332 Oh, I can tell you. 527 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:17,249 I bought a useful phrase book in Washington. 528 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:19,499 Smoke signals... 529 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,915 Ah, here it is. Now, what are they saying? 530 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:25,249 Puff, puff, puff, puff... 531 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,540 puff, puff, puff, puff... 532 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,915 puff-puff, p-puff. 533 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:38,082 Here it is. "Please direct me to the ladies' or gentlemen's cloakroom." 534 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,374 That can't be right, can it? 535 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:43,082 Well, if it is, Indians can't be ver particular. 536 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,915 Yeah, well, I ain't hanging around here, listening to you puffing. 537 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,082 Cos all I know is, where there's injuns, there's trouble. 538 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,374 Trouble? Oh, don't be silly. 539 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,415 There hasn't been any trouble with Indians for years. 540 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:55,749 They're perfectly friendly now. 541 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,582 Call that friendly? 542 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:02,874 Oh, they're only playing. They wouldn't hurt us. 543 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:08,957 Some game. 544 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,915 Now, what are we gonna do, mister? Play with 'em? 545 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,332 Now, don't panic. It's all right. 546 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,665 I know what to do. Form a circle. 547 00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:30,249 Yes, that's it! Form a circle. 548 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,957 With one coach? 549 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:35,749 - Oh, yes, that would be difficult. - If you two don't mind, I'll get back in. 550 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:38,290 - That's a good idea. - Oh, no, you don't, mister. 551 00:35:38,416 --> 00:35:40,707 We're gonna need ever man that we've got. 552 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:43,874 Now, you get a hold of that, get up there and start shootin'! 553 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,749 I don't know what we would have done without him. 554 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,082 I'd better get to work, I suppose. 555 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,457 I got one! 556 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,249 Two that time, with only one bullet! 557 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,957 Look, they've shot three of my braves. 558 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,624 What do you want them to do? 559 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:52,082 Use bullets with those little rubber suction cups stuck on the end? 560 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,249 Here, have a drop more courage. 561 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,499 That does it! 562 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,082 Little Heap! 563 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:13,665 - What are you doing? - I'm calling off the attack. 564 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:17,749 Oompah! Stickity! Jumper! Bloody quick! 565 00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:22,332 They're going! 566 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,957 Hey, come back. You gonna it one little fella chase you away? 567 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:38,082 You call yourself braves? I've seen braver cowards. 568 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:47,249 Wh-wh-wh-what happened? 569 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,790 Eugh. 570 00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:50,790 They've run away. They've had enough. 571 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:52,915 Well, yeah, you get down off there 572 00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:54,915 and we get out of here before they come back. 573 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,040 What hit me? 574 00:37:59,416 --> 00:38:01,874 Oh, no. I don't believe it. 575 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:04,915 What happened to him? 576 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:08,124 - Oh, it was just the excitement, I guess. - Oh. 577 00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:10,874 - Get him in the coach. - Hold this a minute. 578 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:16,749 Come on! Let's get out of here. Come on, giddup! Giddup! 579 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,957 Giddup! 580 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:21,374 - Do you drive? - Who? Me? Er, yes, I suppose so. 581 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,832 Well,