Shanghai Noon

441 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:21,486 - That helps. Yeah. Good. - Is that called relax? 442 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:24,864 (ALL MOOING) 443 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:37,877 Whoa! 444 00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:50,723 Sheriff! Oh, thank God you're here. Get the guns! 445 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:02,693 - Get my book! - I got it! 446 00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:06,405 Who's the pretty lady? 447 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,075 - That's my wife. - How long you been in this country? 448 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,577 - Four days. - Nice work. 449 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,207 Hello. 450 00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:19,710 Come on. Let's adiós, partner. 451 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,128 Hyah! 452 00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:28,761 ROY: Well, best of luck to you. 453 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,764 Guess this is what your people call sayonara. 454 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:33,266 (PLAYS HARMONICA) 455 00:47:33,308 --> 00:47:36,227 Looks like Fido's giving you some problems there. 456 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,396 You want me to, uh, give you a hand? 457 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:41,440 - No, I can do it. - Sure, you can. 458 00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,110 How is a greenhorn like you gonna make it to Carson City 459 00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:46,279 and rescue this princess? 460 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:50,199 (SIGHS) Stop, stop, stop, stop. 461 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,121 I can't take it anymore. Watch me do it. 462 00:47:57,457 --> 00:48:00,501 Get it like this and you put it up high. 463 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,548 See? It'll drift back when you're riding. 464 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:13,097 - All right, I'll do it. - Do what? 465 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:16,017 Take you to Carson City, help you rescue Princess "Pee Pee." 466 00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:18,811 Pei Pei. You do not care about the princess. 467 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,397 You don't know me very well, do you? 468 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,192 Tell you one thing, 469 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:28,571 I'd hate to think of an innocent member of Chinese nobility suffering. 470 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,281 Tell you that. 471 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:36,454 You people believe in karma over there, right? 472 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:38,205 Well, I've been thinking. 473 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:41,834 There must be a reason why we keep running into each other. 474 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:45,713 I've ridden with some terrible men, just people I couldn't trust. 475 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,506 But when I look at you, 476 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:51,302 there's something different about you, and I can see it. 477 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,180 I can see it in your eyes. 478 00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:59,727 It's what the Indians call Chippichawa. 479 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:03,189 - What's that? - Chippichawa is nobility. 480 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:06,317 And you have it in spades. 481 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:12,198 You've got yourself a partner. This has nothing to do with gold, okay? 482 00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:15,076 (SPITS) Shake on it. 483 00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,828 Why you spitting in your hand? 484 00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:19,997 Well, it's customary, to seal the deal. 485 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,666 - Come on. Let's go. - (SPITS) 486 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,883 This is gonna be a long journey. 487 00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:38,766 You boys take care now, you hear? Shalom. 488 00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:45,648 - Shalom. - Oh. Let's go. 489 00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:46,899 (URGES HORSES) 490 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:52,947 Yee-haw! God damn! 491 00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:56,367 Looks like y'all had a twister touch down in here. (LAUGHS) 492 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,911 Roy O'Bannon and his partner come through town. 493 00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:00,246 Roy O'Bannon? 494 00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:04,125 Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner, friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead. 495 00:50:04,209 --> 00:50:05,918 He ain't dead. 496 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:09,755 He busted out of jail last night with the Shanghai Kid. 497 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,883 Shanghai Kid? Roy got a new gang goin'? 498 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:16,595 That son of a bitch. That two-timin' son of a bitch! 499 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,598 He double-crossed us with that Chinaman from the damn train! 500 00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:23,269 Just like that. See, at kind of a rakish angle. 501 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:27,481 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - How do I look? 502 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:31,110 I think you look great. I think you look like a real cowboy. 503 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,779 Very dapper, red bandana. 504 00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:35,698 Roy O'Bannon. 505 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,827 - My name is Chon Wang. - John Wayne? 506 00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:42,455 - Chon Wang. - (LAUGHS) 507 00:50:42,956 --> 00:50:45,249 - That's a terrible cowboy name. - Why? 508 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,585 No, come on, that's not gonna work. That's horrible. 509 00:50:47,627 --> 00:50:51,422 - That's so bad. And so's the ponytail. - No! 510 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:58,137 ...