Boss Nigger

And I'm sure you'll all cooperate. 390 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,455 Will you please leave the hall now? 391 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:23,791 Listen Mr. Mayor. 392 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,001 Thank you, thank you. 393 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,462 (chattering) 394 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,886 (dramatic music) 395 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,725 Really Mr. Mayor. 396 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,769 I don't interfere with your night time activities. 397 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,771 How come you're interfering with mine? 398 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:49,024 Now Bubbles I'll see that you're well taken care of. 399 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,651 Be a sport. 400 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,278 - Alright. - Gentlemen, come here please. 401 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,320 Please. 402 00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:02,746 I called this meeting gentlemen 403 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,707 because we have a very serious problem at hand. 404 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,877 Three of Jed's boys were killed here today 405 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:12,506 and as you all know Jed's gonna take it out on the town. 406 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,466 What are we gonna do about it Mayor? 407 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,386 Anyone of you gentlemen want the job of sheriff? 408 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,848 Mayor you know that none of are any good with a gun. 409 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,516 We wouldn't stand a chance. 410 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,642 Well that's true. 411 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,686 I say we talk to Jed when he comes into town. 412 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,147 We explain to him it was that nigger who killed his men. 413 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,899 I agree with the mayor, we should elect us a new sheriff. 414 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:34,194 (door banging opening) 415 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,240 That won't be necessary gentlemen. 416 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:41,743 I just swore in your new deputy and made myself the sheriff. 417 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,330 Well listen you ain't got no right. 418 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,459 This gives me the right. 419 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:53,005 (suspenseful funky music) 420 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,924 Any more objections? 421 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,261 Good. 422 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:05,475 Then you gentlemen all agree that we should be the law. 423 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,520 Thank you. 424 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:10,814 You've made a wise decision. 425 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,441 See I told you they liked us. 426 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:14,775 Good day. 427 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:25,579 I don't like no niggers being the law in my town. 428 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,165 When Jed finds out it was them uppity niggers 429 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:31,376 that killed his boys he won't be sheriff long. 430 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,254 I don't know, I just don't like the idea. 431 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,341 I mean suppose they start pestering our women folk. 432 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,968 My Sarah being touched by a nigger. 433 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,345 No I just don't like it. 434 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,139 Well it seems like the only thing we can do. 435 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:47,559 Not one of us can stand up to those gun fighters. 436 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,604 Alright gentlemen this meeting is adjourned till tomorrow. 437 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,147 Alright. 438 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,273 I don't know. 439 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,122 Good morning gentlemen. 440 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,600 It's my pleasure to tell you that... 441 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:14,253 Sir, you are interrupting our breakfast. 442 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:18,173 We never discuss business while we're eating. 443 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:21,635 So if you would be so kind as to wait outside 444 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:25,764 until we're finished we would be happy to talk to you then. 445 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,558 Yes. 446 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,269 Certainly. 447 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:42,322 (laughing) 448 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:44,825 Where'd you learn to talk like that? 449 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:47,869 I've been wanting to say that to somebody for eight years. 450 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,330 My slave master said that to me once. 451 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:54,126 It sounded so pretty I never forgot it. (Laughing) 452 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:58,338 (funky music) 453 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,676 (laughing) 454 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,721 (suspenseful music) 455 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,785 What's on your mind Mayor? 456 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,329 The committee decided this morning 457 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,580 in the town council meeting 458 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:35,417 that we select you sheriff to help us against Jed. 459 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,755