Les Misérables

661 00:50:39,584 --> 00:50:43,128 Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side. 662 00:50:43,168 --> 00:50:45,175 Yes! Oh, Santa! 663 00:50:45,377 --> 00:50:48,332 Charge’em for the lice Extra for the mice 664 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,733 Two percent for looking in the mirror twice. 665 00:50:50,792 --> 00:50:53,989 Here a little slice There a little cut 666 00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:56,809 Three percent for sleeping with the window shut. 667 00:50:57,001 --> 00:50:59,325 When it comes to fixing prices 668 00:50:59,738 --> 00:51:02,399 There are lots of tricks he knows 669 00:51:02,444 --> 00:51:05,492 How it all increases All those bits and pieces- 670 00:51:05,523 --> 00:51:09,551 Jesus! It’s amazing how it grows. 671 00:51:10,153 --> 00:51:11,973 Oh, sorry love! 672 00:51:13,002 --> 00:51:15,064 Who's got something done about that? 673 00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:22,036 I used to dream That I would meet a prince 674 00:51:22,771 --> 00:51:24,448 But God almighty 675 00:51:25,823 --> 00:51:28,312 Have you seen what’s happened since? 676 00:51:28,399 --> 00:51:30,203 No? What? 677 00:51:30,387 --> 00:51:32,766 ‘Master of the house’ 678 00:51:33,158 --> 00:51:35,585 Isn’t worth my spit! 679 00:51:35,686 --> 00:51:38,039 Comforter, philosopher 680 00:51:38,122 --> 00:51:40,377 And lifelong shit! 681 00:51:40,893 --> 00:51:43,143 Cunning little brain 682 00:51:43,304 --> 00:51:45,848 Regular Voltaire 683 00:51:45,935 --> 00:51:48,317 Thinks he’s quite a lover 684 00:51:48,430 --> 00:51:50,927 But there’s not much there. 685 00:51:51,168 --> 00:51:54,466 What a cruel trick of nature 686 00:51:55,004 --> 00:51:58,190 Landed me with such a louse. 687 00:51:58,429 --> 00:52:02,262 God knows how I’ve lasted Living with this bastard in the house! 688 00:52:03,223 --> 00:52:05,986 – Master of the house! – Master and a half! 689 00:52:06,119 --> 00:52:08,819 – Comforter, philosopher – Don’t make me laugh! 690 00:52:08,890 --> 00:52:11,739 Servant to the poor Butler to the great- 691 00:52:11,803 --> 00:52:14,754 Hypocrite and toady And inebriate! 692 00:52:14,822 --> 00:52:17,595 Everybody bless the landlord! 693 00:52:17,681 --> 00:52:20,118 Everybody bless his spouse! 694 00:52:20,161 --> 00:52:23,048 Everybody raise a glass! 695 00:52:23,491 --> 00:52:26,502 Raise it up the master’s arse! 696 00:52:26,539 --> 00:52:30,638 Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house! 697 00:52:35,187 --> 00:52:38,882 Everybody bless the landlord… 698 00:52:58,513 --> 00:53:03,417 Hush now, do not be afraid of me. 699 00:53:04,668 --> 00:53:08,571 Don’t cry. Show me where you live. 700 00:53:10,094 --> 00:53:13,352 Tell me, my child, what is your name? 701 00:53:15,045 --> 00:53:17,911 I’m called Cosette. 702 00:53:21,049 --> 00:53:22,609 Cosette? 703 00:53:22,984 --> 00:53:24,601 Can I help you with your bucket? 704 00:53:35,284 --> 00:53:36,844 I found her wandering in the wood 705 00:53:36,935 --> 00:53:39,668 This little child, I found her trembling in the shadows. 706 00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:42,740 And I am here to help Cosette, 707 00:53:42,917 --> 00:53:45,777 And I will settle any debt you may think proper. 708 00:53:46,261 --> 00:53:50,149 I will pay what I must pay 709 00:53:51,593 --> 00:53:54,446 To take Cosette away. 710 00:53:56,802 --> 00:53:58,202 I love you. 711 00:53:59,856 --> 00:54:02,721 This is a duty I must heed. 712 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:08,649 There is a promise I have made. 713 00:54:09,099 --> 00:54:13,694 For I was blind to one in need, 714 00:54:15,238 --> 00:54:18,378 I did not see what stood before me. 715 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:25,132 Now your mother is with God. 716 00:54:28,845 --> 00:54:31,608 Her suffering is over, 717 00:54:34,824 --> 00:54:39,213 And I speak here with her voice, 718 00:54:40,659 --> 00:54:46,625 And I stand here in her place, 719 00:54:49,624 --> 00:54:52,699 and from this day, and ever more- 720 00:54:52,846 --> 00:54:54,793 Let me take your coat, Monsieur! 721 00:54:55,341 --> 00:54:58,574 Cosette shall live in my protection. 722 00:54:59,450 --> 00:55:01,613 You are very welcome here! 723 00:55:01,656 --> 00:55:04,622 I will not forget my vow. 724 00:55:04,698 --> 00:55:07,057 – Take a drink! – Take a chair! 725 00:55:07,115 --> 00:55:12,001 Cosette shall have a father now. 726 00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:19,396 What to do? What to say 727 00:55:19,456 --> 00:55:23,177 Shall you carry our treasure away? 728 00:55:23,849 --> 00:55:27,221 What a gem! What a pearl! 729 00:55:27,695 --> 00:55:31,073 Beyond rubies is our little girl! 730 00:55:31,813 --> 00:55:35,312 How can we talk of debt? 731 00:55:35,426 --> 00:55:40,736 Let’s not haggle for darling Colette! 732 00:55:40,869 --> 00:55:42,877 – Cosette. – Cosette. 733 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:47,