Suburbia

If you are looking for fine quality sofas, look no more. 253 00:36:01,912 --> 00:36:04,312 Today and tomorrow only with name brand new low prices 254 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:07,612 you can have the sofa you've been looking for plus the matching chair 255 00:36:07,662 --> 00:36:09,862 at a price you'd expect to pay for just a sofa. 256 00:36:16,812 --> 00:36:19,386 Where are you going, kid? -Get a drink of water. 257 00:36:19,912 --> 00:36:23,861 Here, sit down. Drink this. Water is no good. 258 00:36:24,012 --> 00:36:26,877 Just here or everywhere? -Everywhere. 259 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:29,762 Yeah, you never know where the toxins are gonna creep in. 260 00:36:29,912 --> 00:36:33,285 My aunt lived in a house that was built on a hazardous waste dump. 261 00:36:33,312 --> 00:36:37,162 Last April she had a baby and it was born with no ears. 262 00:36:37,312 --> 00:36:39,690 No ears? Fuck... 263 00:36:39,912 --> 00:36:45,462 Yeah, I know these people who had a baby that was born with two rows of teeth on top. 264 00:36:45,562 --> 00:36:47,885 Jesus, this seems kind of a monster. 265 00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:53,362 Yeah, just think. By the year 2000 there will be one big chemical wasteland. 266 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,662 Yeah, all contaminated and creepy with gross, bubbling vines 267 00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:58,162 hanging off the dead trees. 268 00:36:58,212 --> 00:37:00,895 And the mutants will be roaming around bumping into each other. 269 00:37:01,612 --> 00:37:06,946 Yeah, my dad was in Vietnam and he had some of that Asian orange crap dumped on 'im. 270 00:37:07,062 --> 00:37:09,812 It had some adverse effects. -Like what? 271 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:16,812 Hmm, his fingernails fell out, loss of sexual appetite and... 272 00:37:17,812 --> 00:37:19,325 this! 273 00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:27,049 Hey, guess what? -What? 274 00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:28,612 Chicken butt! 275 00:37:32,312 --> 00:37:36,262 So, I walked in the house and my father, he threw me down on the living room floor 276 00:37:36,312 --> 00:37:40,012 and held me there. And my mother cut all my clothes off with the pair of scissors. 277 00:37:40,062 --> 00:37:42,512 And then they made me stand there while they burned them right in front of me. 278 00:37:42,612 --> 00:37:43,712 You know, I was nude. 279 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,309 Really? All because they didn't like the way you dress? 280 00:37:46,312 --> 00:37:50,044 Yeah. And I looked just the way I do now. I don't know what their problem was. 281 00:37:50,693 --> 00:37:53,312 Hey, Jack. What's with that Sheila girl? 282 00:37:54,612 --> 00:37:56,509 Yeah, she is pretty weird. Why? 283 00:37:57,062 --> 00:38:00,977 I don't know. She bugs me. She's always staring at me. 284 00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:05,339 She is? I heard she doesn't even like guys. 285 00:38:05,812 --> 00:38:07,296 What do you mean? She likes girls? 286 00:38:07,362 --> 00:38:11,206 No, no. I heard she hates sex. 287 00:38:12,312 --> 00:38:14,212 How can anybody hate sex? 288 00:38:14,412 --> 00:38:16,201 You're asking the wrong guy. 289 00:38:17,853 --> 00:38:19,778 She looks so sad all the time. 290 00:38:20,412 --> 00:38:23,812 These poor little rich bitches always look that way. 291 00:38:23,912 --> 00:38:26,612 Razzle told me she tried to kill herself a couple of times. 292 00:38:26,712 --> 00:38:29,912 Really? -Yeah. He asked why. 293 00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:36,448 You know what she said? -What? -She said: pick a reason. 294 00:38:36,712 --> 00:38:40,112 Hey, Cream, Cheese! I know this is what you have been waiting for. 295 00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:45,512 Ya, ya. Come here. Come on. Sit! 296 00:38:46,312 --> 00:38:48,115 Hey, check it out, they did it! 297 00:38:51,112 --> 00:38:52,412 What? 298 00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,076 Chicken butt! 299 00:39:14,712 --> 00:39:16,447 Oh, my god... 300 00:39:18,112 --> 00:39:19,812 I wept. 301 00:39:21,412 --> 00:39:25,693 Count: "1001", "1002". This makes about two seconds. 302 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:28,312 Hey, stupid muck! 303 00:39:32,112 --> 00:39:34,862 See what happens when you get so wiped out? 304 00:39:35,012 --> 00:39:36,912 You gotta stop bringing dope around here. 305 00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:41,691 You're like some old 60's hippy dirt merchant. -Yeah, groovy, man. 306 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:44,216 Thanks for helping me out, brother. 307 00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:49,262 You must be a Pisces. 308 00:39:51,712 --> 00:39:55,110 Jeez, this person looks like a worse driver than me. 309 00:39:57,912 --> 00:40:00,291 My mom's got a car like that. 310 00:40:01,412 --> 00:40:04,312 Vehicle, driven by 35-year-old Jina Johnson, came... 311 00:40:04,512 --> 00:40:06,238 That IS her car! 312 00:40:06,812 --> 00:40:08,502 Three shoppers were seriously injured 313 00:40:08,503 -->