Sweet Charity

and beat myself to death with the cane, 'cause you are dumb. 626 00:58:02,991 --> 00:58:05,446 You don't even know what happened. Forget it, baby. 627 00:58:05,551 --> 00:58:09,097 What you do in bed is your business. You see? I wasn't even in bed. 628 00:58:09,199 --> 00:58:11,206 I was in the closet. 629 00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:17,319 To each his own. 630 00:58:17,423 --> 00:58:19,943 The least you could have got was a mink coat! 631 00:58:20,047 --> 00:58:22,087 Oh, what's he gonna give me a mink coat for? 632 00:58:22,191 --> 00:58:25,126 If you gonna mess with the details, you ain't gonna get no results. 633 00:58:25,231 --> 00:58:29,061 A hat and a cane? If it was me, I'd have walked out of there with my own beauty parlor. 634 00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:30,990 Now you'll never get outta here. 635 00:58:31,087 --> 00:58:32,911 It was your big chance, baby, and you blew it. 636 00:58:33,072 --> 00:58:35,243 Now you're stuck... stuck like the rest of us. 637 00:58:35,344 --> 00:58:40,395 And it ain't no use flappin' your wings, 'cause we are caught in the flypaper of life. 638 00:58:42,031 --> 00:58:45,479 Not me. What'd you say? 639 00:58:46,543 --> 00:58:48,365 I said not me. 640 00:58:48,463 --> 00:58:52,555 What chance have we got in a miserable joint like this? 641 00:58:52,655 --> 00:58:54,794 I mean, just look at us. 642 00:58:54,896 --> 00:58:57,546 Don't look at me. I was always like this. 643 00:58:57,647 --> 00:58:59,556 What's the matter with her? Nothin'. 644 00:58:59,663 --> 00:59:02,859 If you happen to like a lot of beat-up broads nobody cares about. 645 00:59:02,959 --> 00:59:04,781 Well, not me. 646 00:59:04,879 --> 00:59:09,581 I'm not gonna spend the next 40 years of my life in the Fandango Ballroom. 647 00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:14,730 I am not gonna become the world's first little old gray-haired taxi dancer. 648 00:59:14,831 --> 00:59:17,133 I am getting out. 649 00:59:17,232 --> 00:59:20,101 Out! What a nice word. 650 00:59:22,447 --> 00:59:25,447 There's gotta be something better than this 651 00:59:25,551 --> 00:59:28,617 There's gotta be something better to do 652 00:59:28,719 --> 00:59:31,915 And when I find me something better to do 653 00:59:32,015 --> 00:59:33,837 I'm gonna get up I'm gonna get out 654 00:59:33,935 --> 00:59:36,870 I'm gonna get up, get out and do it 655 00:59:36,975 --> 00:59:39,943 There's gotta be some respectable trade 656 00:59:40,047 --> 00:59:43,081 There's gotta be something easy to learn 657 00:59:43,183 --> 00:59:46,631 And when I find me something a half-wit can learn 658 00:59:46,735 --> 00:59:48,558 I'm gonna get up I'm gonna get out 659 00:59:48,655 --> 00:59:50,761 I'm gonna get up, get out and learn it 660 00:59:50,863 --> 00:59:53,830 <i>All these jokers how I hate them</i> 661 00:59:53,935 --> 00:59:56,007 With their groping Grabbing 662 00:59:56,111 --> 00:59:57,933 Clutching Clinching 663 00:59:58,031 --> 00:59:59,853 Strangling Handling 664 00:59:59,951 --> 01:00:01,893 Fumbling, pinching Pinching 665 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,822 Phooey! 666 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,702 There's gotta be some life cleaner than this 667 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,963 There's gotta be some good reason to live 668 01:00:10,063 --> 01:00:13,609 And when I find me some kind of life I can live 669 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:15,534 I'm gonna get up I'm gonna get out 670 01:00:15,631 --> 01:00:17,736 I'm gonna get up, get out and live it 671 01:00:19,343 --> 01:00:21,612 I got it. I have got it! What? 672 01:00:21,712 --> 01:00:23,719 I'm gonna be a receptionist. 673 01:00:23,823 --> 01:00:26,791 In one of those glass skyscrapers, 9:00 to 5:00. 674 01:00:26,895 --> 01:00:30,059 My own typewriter. And water coolers. And office parties. 675 01:00:30,159 --> 01:00:33,475 Ooh-ooh-ooh and coffee breaks. 676 01:00:33,584 --> 01:00:36,071 Wow! 677 01:00:36,175 --> 01:00:39,339 When I sit at my desk on the 41st floor 678 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,887 In my copy of a copy of a copy of Dior 679 01:00:42,991 --> 01:00:46,057 I'll receive big tycoons and I'll point to a chair 680 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,323 I'll say Honey, while you're waiting 681 01:00:49,423 --> 01:00:53,514 How would ya like to put it down over there 682 01:00:57,135 --> 01:00:59,818 There's gotta be something better than this 683 01:00:59,919 --> 01:01:02,854 There's gotta be something better to do 684 01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:05,894 And when I find me something better to do 685 01:01:05,999 --> 01:01:07,821 I'm gonna get up I'm gonna get out 686 01:01:07,919 --> 01:01:09,807 I'm gonna get up, get out and do it 687 01:01:12,463 --> 01:01:14,852 Hey, hey, me too, me too. 688 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,643 I'm gonna get out of here, and I'm gonna go right to the top