Elio

615 00:29:51,108 --> 00:29:54,236 Candidate Solís, you continue to surprise. 616 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,657 When Grigon returns, we shall be ready for him. 617 00:29:57,740 --> 00:30:00,284 Until then, as you say on Uh-Earth. 618 00:30:00,368 --> 00:30:02,411 Okay, bye. I love you. 619 00:30:02,495 --> 00:30:04,830 [ambassadors, together] Okay. Bye. I love you. 620 00:30:04,914 --> 00:30:06,582 Don't worry. I got this. 621 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,376 You're in great hands. 622 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,170 [restrained shrieking] 623 00:30:11,671 --> 00:30:13,089 Just one last order of business. 624 00:30:13,172 --> 00:30:14,340 Oh, yeah, of course. 625 00:30:16,008 --> 00:30:17,718 While you negotiate with the warlord, 626 00:30:17,802 --> 00:30:19,095 you'll need a temporary replacement. 627 00:30:19,178 --> 00:30:20,012 [Elio] Whoa. 628 00:30:20,096 --> 00:30:22,056 [Ooooo] Can I trouble you for a DNA sample? 629 00:30:22,139 --> 00:30:23,641 Sure. Where do you want it... Argh! 630 00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:26,602 Yeow! [groans] 631 00:30:32,149 --> 00:30:34,485 Wow. My first probe. 632 00:30:34,568 --> 00:30:35,945 [Elio laughing] 633 00:30:36,028 --> 00:30:37,738 World leaders, such as yourself, 634 00:30:37,822 --> 00:30:39,031 can't just disappear. 635 00:30:39,115 --> 00:30:41,367 Your planet would descend into chaos. 636 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:42,410 [ticking] 637 00:30:42,493 --> 00:30:44,745 That's what cloning clay is for. 638 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:47,748 [bell dings] 639 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,836 Whoa. 640 00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:53,921 [♪ Dramatic music playing] 641 00:31:05,307 --> 00:31:06,517 [both] Whoa. 642 00:31:08,853 --> 00:31:09,812 Is this...? 643 00:31:09,895 --> 00:31:11,397 Are you...? 644 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,314 [both] Me? 645 00:31:12,398 --> 00:31:13,232 [both laugh] 646 00:31:13,315 --> 00:31:14,233 Rock... 647 00:31:14,316 --> 00:31:15,234 Paper... 648 00:31:15,317 --> 00:31:16,527 [both] Black hole! Oh! 649 00:31:17,403 --> 00:31:19,363 - Space is the best! - Space is amazing! 650 00:31:23,576 --> 00:31:24,702 In you go. 651 00:31:24,785 --> 00:31:25,870 Sorry. 652 00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:27,079 It's a living. 653 00:31:27,163 --> 00:31:28,789 So, what is my motivation? 654 00:31:28,873 --> 00:31:29,957 What do you mean? 655 00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:31,625 Should I change anything 656 00:31:31,709 --> 00:31:33,294 or just stick with the low self-esteem 657 00:31:33,377 --> 00:31:34,336 and desperation to belong? 658 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:37,590 What? I'm normal, just be normal. 659 00:31:37,673 --> 00:31:39,008 No weird stuff, okay? 660 00:31:39,091 --> 00:31:40,718 - Okay. - Okay. 661 00:31:47,808 --> 00:31:48,809 Have fun. 662 00:31:48,893 --> 00:31:49,727 - [blow lands] - [Other Elio grunts] 663 00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:53,064 Intriguing Uh-Earth custom. The warlord awaits. 664 00:31:53,147 --> 00:31:55,524 Oh, uh, there was, uh, just a few things 665 00:31:55,608 --> 00:31:56,942 I wanted to brush up on. 666 00:31:57,026 --> 00:31:58,652 Where was that thing that knew everything about everything? 667 00:31:58,736 --> 00:31:59,737 You mean this? 668 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:02,907 Hello. I am the Universal Users Manual. 669 00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:05,868 Would you like to learn the meaning of life now? It's a... 670 00:32:05,951 --> 00:32:06,952 No. I need everything you've got 671 00:32:07,036 --> 00:32:08,621 on how to negotiate with the warmonger. 672 00:32:08,704 --> 00:32:10,164 [sighs] 673 00:32:10,247 --> 00:32:11,707 Certainly. 674 00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:13,709 I have chapters on leading with empathy. 675 00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:14,627 Nope. 676 00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:16,003 - [UUM]Fostering connection? - Nope. 677 00:32:16,087 --> 00:32:17,630 [UUM] Making the killer deal? 678 00:32:17,713 --> 00:32:19,423 Yes, that one. Do you have a pen? 679 00:32:19,507 --> 00:32:22,343 In the increasingly likely event that you will die, 680 00:32:22,426 --> 00:32:25,387 would you like to notify your next of kin on Uh-Earth? 681 00:32:25,471 --> 00:32:26,597 No, that's okay. 682 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,933 [UUM] Start from a position of power. 683 00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:32,561 The most important thing is to stay calm. 684 00:32:32,812 --> 00:32:34,522 Don't you tell me to stay calm! 685 00:32:34,605 --> 00:32:36,690 What is this, huh? A camp or a fight club? 686 00:32:36,774 --> 00:32:38,651 He's an innocent little boy, 687 00:32:38,734 --> 00:32:41,695 and if this is what you call "building character," 688 00:32:41,779 --> 00:32:44,240 then I'll take it up with your-- with your boss, 689 00:32:44,323 --> 00:32:45,825 - or her-- her boss. - [Other Elio humming] 690 00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:47,076 Everyone's boss! 691 00:32:47,159 --> 00:32:48,452 U...