Team America: World Police

706 00:37:35,744 --> 00:37:38,662 <b><font color="#ca004b">[HANS CHOKING]</font></b> 707 00:37:38,663 --> 00:37:39,997 There you go, Hans Brix. 708 00:37:39,998 --> 00:37:42,374 How you rike that, you fucking cocksucker? 709 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:45,461 <b><font color="#ca004b">[HANS SCREAMING]</font></b> 710 00:37:45,462 --> 00:37:46,503 Do you have any idea 711 00:37:46,504 --> 00:37:48,922 how fucking busy I am, Hans Brix? 712 00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:50,090 Well, fuck you. 713 00:37:50,091 --> 00:37:51,300 You want inspection? 714 00:37:51,301 --> 00:37:55,637 Well, inspect that, you buttfucking piece of shit. 715 00:37:55,638 --> 00:37:57,765 What, you think I'm just a petty arms dearer? 716 00:37:57,766 --> 00:37:59,683 I'm planning the attack. 717 00:37:59,684 --> 00:38:02,060 Congraturations, Team America, 718 00:38:02,061 --> 00:38:04,105 you have stopped nothing. 719 00:38:05,815 --> 00:38:09,027 <b><font color="#ca004b">[ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC]</font></b> 720 00:38:12,197 --> 00:38:15,365 <i>♪ I like to dream ♪</i> 721 00:38:15,366 --> 00:38:20,330 <i>♪ Yes, yes, right between my sound machine ♪</i> 722 00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:23,040 <i>♪ On a cloud of sound I drift in the night ♪</i> 723 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:24,500 Congratulations, Gary. 724 00:38:24,501 --> 00:38:26,585 You've done an amazing thing. 725 00:38:26,586 --> 00:38:28,670 It will be years before the terrorists 726 00:38:28,671 --> 00:38:31,381 have the resources to attack again. 727 00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:32,382 We're gonna be unstoppable 728 00:38:32,383 --> 00:38:33,842 with you on the team, Gary. 729 00:38:33,843 --> 00:38:36,720 Terrorists, your game is through. 730 00:38:36,721 --> 00:38:38,931 You're the best, Gary. 731 00:38:38,932 --> 00:38:40,265 <i>♪ You don't know what ♪</i> 732 00:38:40,266 --> 00:38:41,600 So this terrorist is shooting at us 733 00:38:41,601 --> 00:38:43,435 from the back of his jeep, and he... 734 00:38:43,436 --> 00:38:45,020 You might have all the others fooled, 735 00:38:45,021 --> 00:38:46,146 but not me. 736 00:38:46,147 --> 00:38:48,982 Your acting was reckless and it put us all in danger. 737 00:38:48,983 --> 00:38:50,400 The next time you pull a stunt like that, 738 00:38:50,401 --> 00:38:51,944 I'll drill two holes through your dick 739 00:38:51,945 --> 00:38:53,320 so that when you pee, it shoots out 740 00:38:53,321 --> 00:38:54,446 in all different directions. 741 00:38:54,447 --> 00:38:55,447 You got it? 742 00:38:58,409 --> 00:39:00,369 Hey, Sarah, do you mind if I dance with you? 743 00:39:00,370 --> 00:39:02,704 No, of course not, Joe. 744 00:39:02,705 --> 00:39:04,998 <i>♪ Last night I hold Aladdin's lamp ♪</i> 745 00:39:04,999 --> 00:39:07,292 <i>♪ And so I wished that I could stay ♪</i> 746 00:39:07,293 --> 00:39:08,418 <i>♪ Before the thing could answer me ♪</i> 747 00:39:08,419 --> 00:39:11,672 <i>♪ Well, someone came and took the lamp away ♪</i> 748 00:39:11,673 --> 00:39:12,507 <i>♪ I looked around ♪</i> 749 00:39:12,508 --> 00:39:16,468 Joe, do you think it's okay for team members to date? 750 00:39:16,469 --> 00:39:18,512 Sarah, really? 751 00:39:18,513 --> 00:39:21,056 Yeah, do you think it's all right? 752 00:39:21,057 --> 00:39:22,516 I think it's better than all right. 753 00:39:22,517 --> 00:39:23,517 It's great! 754 00:39:23,518 --> 00:39:24,560 Oh, good. 755 00:39:24,561 --> 00:39:25,894 I'm so glad you think so. 756 00:39:25,895 --> 00:39:28,397 <i>♪ What we can see ♪</i> 757 00:39:28,398 --> 00:39:30,607 <i>♪ Why don't you tell your dreams to me ♪</i> 758 00:39:30,608 --> 00:39:32,776 <i>♪ Fantasy will set you free ♪</i> 759 00:39:32,777 --> 00:39:37,531 <b><font color="#ca004b">[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY FROM INSIDE]</font></b> 760 00:39:37,532 --> 00:39:40,075 <b><font color="#ca004b">[OWL HOOTING]</font></b> 761 00:39:40,076 --> 00:39:42,494 Gary, you okay? 762 00:39:42,495 --> 00:39:43,329 <b><font color="#ca004b">[EMOTIONAL MUSIC]</font></b> 763 00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:45,622 I was just wondering if I can let go 764 00:39:45,623 --> 00:39:47,750 of an old, painful memory. 765 00:39:48,918 --> 00:39:52,129 Is it anything that you wanna talk about? 766 00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:54,131 When I was a kid, I always looked up 767 00:39:54,132 --> 00:39:56,383 to my older brother, Tommy. 768 00:39:56,384 --> 00:40:00,387 He was the jock, and I was the little performer. 769 00:40:00,388 --> 00:40:02,931 We were all out at the zoo one day. 770 00:40:02,932 --> 00:40:05,058 I was doing some acting, walking on the railing 771 00:40:05,059 --> 00:40:07,436 of the gorilla exhibit. 772 00:40:07,437 --> 00:40:08,437 I fell in. 773 00:40:09,314 --> 00:40:12,858 Everyone screamed, and Tommy jumped in after me, 774 00:40:12,859 --> 00:40:14,276 forgetting that he had blueberries 7...