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<b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">before your very eyes, doesn't it?</font></b> 312 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,874 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Doesn't she have a boyfriend?</font></b> 313 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:16,277 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Yes, this is what I'm saying.</font></b> 314 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,077 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">What happened to romance?</font></b> 315 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:24,081 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Sappy, soppy longhand love letters</font></b> 316 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:31,190 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">and you really, really don't have to keep listening to me, by the way.</font></b> 317 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:34,589 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Thing is that guy they were talking about?</font></b> 318 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,497 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">They're way off.</font></b> 319 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:40,804 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Personally I respect that he called things as he saw them,</font></b> 320 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,707 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">even if he did see them wrong.</font></b> 321 00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,100 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Do you know what it really was?</font></b> 322 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:47,109 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">What?</font></b> 323 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,609 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">He was a shot of life.</font></b> 324 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:37,787 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">You're kidding, right?</font></b> 325 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,099 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">How do you do that?</font></b> 326 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:53,207 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">I went to this dance and some emo chick gave me a dart hex.</font></b> 327 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,302 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Bite me.</font></b> 328 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:59,107 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Oh hey, now you're up, want to learn something?</font></b> 329 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:03,453 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">- No! - Be careful.</font></b> 330 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,948 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Lose your smarts, blondes will be telling jokes about you.</font></b> 331 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:18,061 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">My dad always said that how much people like you</font></b> 332 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,865 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">is directly proportional to what you look like.</font></b> 333 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,876 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">But they hated me.</font></b> 334 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:36,880 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">High school unquestionably sucks ass.</font></b> 335 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:40,788 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">You went to regular school?</font></b> 336 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:43,589 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">At fifteen, my friends lost their virginity.</font></b> 337 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,190 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">I lost my sight.</font></b> 338 00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:48,391 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">But living hell has its upside.</font></b> 339 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,895 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">- Like better hearing? - Yeah.</font></b> 340 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,404 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">And chicks dig blind guys.</font></b> 341 00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:00,842 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Too bad they don't dig ugly guys.</font></b> 342 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,546 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">How do you know?</font></b> 343 00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:22,319 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Defying expectations,</font></b> 344 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,413 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Blindie keeps up his bitchin' sense of style.</font></b> 345 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,822 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">A holdover from my seeing days.</font></b> 346 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:33,924 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Point being, no matter what, how you look matters?</font></b> 347 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:38,230 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Point being, it's not about how others look at me,</font></b> 348 00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:41,030 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">it's about how I look at myself.</font></b> 349 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:44,732 <b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80">Mental Rubiks cube, I know,</font></b> 350 00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:47,...