Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

525 00:37:12,550 --> 00:37:13,801 STAN: Got it. 526 00:37:15,386 --> 00:37:17,096 Mary's coming over tonight. 527 00:37:18,472 --> 00:37:19,765 Just thought you'd want to know. 528 00:37:20,141 --> 00:37:21,392 PATRICK: I like Mary. 529 00:37:21,475 --> 00:37:24,186 I like when she comes to visit. I don't think she likes me. 530 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:25,730 She likes you okay. 531 00:37:26,647 --> 00:37:29,400 So maybe I should invite my girlfriend over. 532 00:37:29,525 --> 00:37:30,526 I have a girlfriend now. 533 00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:32,069 Do whatever you want. 534 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,654 Did I tell you... 535 00:37:39,577 --> 00:37:41,537 Did I tell you I have a new girlfriend? 536 00:37:41,621 --> 00:37:43,831 We gotta focus here, Patrick. 537 00:37:44,373 --> 00:37:45,917 The thing is, 538 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,337 my situation is a little weird. 539 00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:51,547 My girlfriend situation. 540 00:37:51,797 --> 00:37:53,299 I'm sure it is. 541 00:37:54,258 --> 00:37:55,760 You've got to be... 542 00:38:21,869 --> 00:38:23,537 Clem, let me drive you home. 543 00:38:23,621 --> 00:38:25,456 Get out of my face, faggot! 544 00:38:27,249 --> 00:38:30,002 Look at it out here! It's all falling apart! 545 00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:32,672 I'm erasing you, and I'm happy! 546 00:38:33,381 --> 00:38:35,049 You did it to me first! 547 00:38:35,549 --> 00:38:38,844 I can't believe you did this to me! God damn it! 548 00:38:40,221 --> 00:38:41,597 Did you hear me? 549 00:38:42,473 --> 00:38:44,558 By morning you'll be gone! 550 00:38:45,184 --> 00:38:48,229 The perfect ending to this piece-of-shit story! 551 00:38:53,776 --> 00:38:56,696 <i>PA TRICK: Is there something wrong with a girl being attracted to me?</i> 552 00:38:56,779 --> 00:38:59,657 <i>- Is that a problem? - STAN: No, I think it's funny.</i> 553 00:39:00,324 --> 00:39:03,160 <i>Who do you think's better-looking, me or this guy?</i> 554 00:39:03,244 --> 00:39:05,079 <i>Patrick, let's focus, buddy.</i> 555 00:39:05,496 --> 00:39:07,999 <i>Remember that girl we did last week?</i> 556 00:39:08,082 --> 00:39:10,626 <i>The one with the potatoes?</i> 557 00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:14,338 <i>That girl?</i> 558 00:39:14,422 --> 00:39:16,007 <i>Yeah, that's this guy's girl.</i> 559 00:39:16,924 --> 00:39:18,676 <i>Right, was.</i> 560 00:39:19,969 --> 00:39:21,762 <i>We took care of that.</i> 561 00:39:24,515 --> 00:39:26,851 I kind of fell in love with her that night. 562 00:39:26,934 --> 00:39:29,520 What? You little fuck. 563 00:39:29,603 --> 00:39:30,604 What? 564 00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:32,773 She was unconscious, man. 565 00:39:33,107 --> 00:39:35,026 She was beautiful. 566 00:39:36,736 --> 00:39:39,280 I stole a pair of her panties, as well. 567 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,451 Jesus! 568 00:39:43,534 --> 00:39:46,245 What? It's not like... I mean, they were clean and all. 569 00:39:46,328 --> 00:39:48,664 Don't tell me this. I don't want to hear this shit. 570 00:39:48,748 --> 00:39:51,375 <i>- PATRICK: They were clean. - STAN: What? Don't. Stop.</i> 571 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:54,128 <i>- Okay, all right. - We've got work to do.</i> 572 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:56,130 <i>Hold my papers.</i> 573 00:40:12,855 --> 00:40:14,315 There's more. 574 00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:21,864 After we did her, I kind of asked her out. 575 00:40:23,949 --> 00:40:25,534 <i>STAN: What?</i> 576 00:40:25,785 --> 00:40:26,786 Jesus. 577 00:40:33,084 --> 00:40:34,335 ...how unethical... 578 00:40:34,418 --> 00:40:37,171 It's not really that bad. 579 00:40:38,005 --> 00:40:40,424 Get that look off your face. What's wrong? 580 00:40:40,508 --> 00:40:43,260 <i>STAN: Patrick, you stole a girl's panties.</i> 581 00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:46,806 (LAUGHING) 582 00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:51,519 (CLATTERING) 583 00:40:55,523 --> 00:40:57,358 There's someone here. 584 00:40:59,026 --> 00:41:00,736 He stole your underwear. 585 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,030 I don't see anyone. 586 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,200 (CLOCK TICKING) 587 00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:24,385 CLEMENTINE: Joel, where are my boots? 588 00:41:24,844 --> 00:41:27,054 <i>MAN ON TV: Now, why are you showing me poisons?</i> 589 00:41:27,221 --> 00:41:29,056 <i>Can't you understand English?</i> 590 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,433 <i>Potions, I said. Potions.</i> 591 00:41:38,315 --> 00:41:40,401 <i>Love potion, please.</i> 592 00:41:40,484 --> 00:41:43,904 I'm fucking crawling out of my skin! 593 00:41:46,615 --> 00:41:49,326 I should have left you at the flea market. 594 00:42:02,506 --> 00:42:03,924 Want to go? 595 00:42:05,092 --> 00:42:06,802 I want to have a baby. 596 00:42:08,262 --> 00:42:10,306 Let's talk about it later. 597 00:42:10,389 --> 00:42:12,933 No. I want to have a baby. 598 00:42:14,476 --> 00:42:16,562 I don't think we're ready. 599 00:42:17,479 --> 00:42:19,190 You're not ready. 600 00:42:20,399 --> 00:42:23,485 Clem, do you really think you could take care of a kid? 601 00:42:24,278 --> 00:42:25,487 What? 602...