Switching Goals

Mom won't be able to tell. 371 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:29,292 You've certainly done your research. 372 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:35,882 I'm not sure about this. 373 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,967 Time for the hard sell. 374 00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:42,138 Dad, this is bigger than all of us. 375 00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:48,603 -Isn't it beautiful, Em? -It's so pretty. 376 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:53,608 Do you want the Hurricanes to lose the first year they go coed? 377 00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:56,319 No, not really. 378 00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:00,281 This is a big deal, huh? 379 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,575 -It's really-- -You have no idea. 380 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:07,455 This is all just a silly soccer league to me, right? 381 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,751 -But if it's that important.... -Totally, Dad. 382 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,879 Because I'm doing this for you guys. 383 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:20,593 This isn't some way for me to get Sam on the team, just so I can win. 384 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:24,764 Dad, that thought never even crossed our minds. 385 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:29,144 Good. As long as we're straight on that. 386 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,985 We're gonna have a great front line. 387 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:46,578 -Can we really pull this off? -We're twins. 388 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,914 Pulling off a switch is our birthright. 389 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,128 My grandmother kicks harder! 390 00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:59,090 And my grandmother's dead. How about that, pal? 391 00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:03,261 What is that? You've got nothing. 392 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:06,264 Got nothing too. You're worse than Andy. 393 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,683 You're making me laugh. 394 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,560 Stop! This is funny. 395 00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,897 Hey, Emma, no hands. 396 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:30,246 Did I just score a goal? Beginner's luck. 397 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,671 We're gonna run play 32. Now Sa-- Emma, I want you to... 398 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:43,510 ...break out of the pack when Andy centers the ball. Okay? Break! 399 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,224 Why run a play for that dorkette? 400 00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:07,283 All right! Way to go! 401 00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:11,037 Must be her lucky day. 402 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:26,344 Daphne, darling, I'm in the middle of a very important game. 403 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,472 Are you sure this can't wait? 404 00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:32,934 Okay, let's go with the cesarean. 405 00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:35,311 Go on, sweetheart. Go! 406 00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:03,173 She broke the scoring streak! Let's hoist her! 407 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:16,728 We're number one! We're number one! We're number one! 408 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,902 -I'm off to practice. -Bye, Em. 409 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,321 Wait a minute, Sam. 410 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,073 Where are you going? 411 00:32:28,698 --> 00:32:30,909 The library, where else? 412 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:36,956 Since when do you go to the library? 413 00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:38,917 Since.... 414 00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:44,673 Since I suddenly realized that I know absolutely nothing... 415 00:32:44,881 --> 00:32:48,927 ...about the Dewey Decimal System. Bye! 416 00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:55,100 You and me both. 417 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:06,861 When I made that goal, Richie was sure I was you. 418 00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:11,658 -And he called me a dorkette. -I wish I'd seen his face. 419 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:15,537 Richie's kind of mean to me, but he's sort of cute. 420 00:33:15,745 --> 00:33:17,706 Yeah. 421 00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,582 Did you see my goal? 422 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:24,504 I just hope they don't think I can do that all the time. 423 00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:30,969 -You think the switch is working? -I love how good you make me look. 424 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:37,017 All right, here we go. There it is. Now we got it going. 425 00:33:37,225 --> 00:33:38,476 Look at this. 426 00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:41,896 Who's that guy with the red beard? He's good. 427 00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:44,399 He kind of looks like Alexi Lalas. 428 00:33:44,607 --> 00:33:48,153 -Who's that? -He plays for Kansas City. He's great. 429 00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:52,657 -Can he play for our team? -I don't think so. 430 00:33:56,077 --> 00:34:00,790 Okay, coaches, these are the standings so far. 431 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:04,836 The Hurricanes are winning. My, my, what a surprise! 432 00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,506 How did Jerry turn Emma into Pelé? 433 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:12,469 -You mean Alexi Lalas. -Pelé's the best player ever. 434 00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:17,474 -Alexi's the best player currently. -But if Pelé was playing now... 435 00:34:17,682 --> 00:34:21,102 -...he'd be the best. -If Alexi played then... 436 00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:25,482 ...he'd be the best player playing the game. 437 00:34:27,359 --> 00:34:30,403 Okay, guys, let's get some rest for tomorrow. 438 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:33,948 -You played