Freaky Friday

00:33:29,535 --> 00:33:31,503 Half a paperback. 636 00:33:33,739 --> 00:33:35,206 And now we get to see 637 00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:38,505 what's behind curtain number three. 638 00:33:39,778 --> 00:33:42,212 A bicycle pump. 639 00:33:43,048 --> 00:33:45,676 A broken water ski. 640 00:33:46,852 --> 00:33:49,013 A tin shovel. 641 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,781 All right. 642 00:33:53,859 --> 00:33:55,417 Begin. 643 00:34:13,479 --> 00:34:15,640 This is a snap. 644 00:34:22,821 --> 00:34:24,755 Hey, Bambi. Psst! Bambi. 645 00:34:24,823 --> 00:34:27,883 There's something wrong with my machine. 646 00:34:29,662 --> 00:34:31,425 Well, turn it on. 647 00:34:31,497 --> 00:34:32,862 What do you mean? 648 00:34:32,932 --> 00:34:35,093 It's a typewriter, not a television. 649 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:38,898 An electric typewriter needs electricity. 650 00:34:38,971 --> 00:34:40,097 Dummy. 651 00:34:40,172 --> 00:34:42,106 Electric? 652 00:34:42,174 --> 00:34:45,632 Oh, well, how different can it be? 653 00:35:07,299 --> 00:35:09,597 This is ridiculous! 654 00:35:17,142 --> 00:35:19,372 Annabel, what's the trouble? 655 00:35:19,445 --> 00:35:21,345 Small mechanical problem here. 656 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,404 Go use one of the other machines. 657 00:35:23,482 --> 00:35:26,076 I'll give you a few extra minutes. 658 00:36:05,791 --> 00:36:07,520 Mrs. Schmauss, would you... 659 00:36:07,593 --> 00:36:11,461 That's another thing I don't do. Answer doorbells! 660 00:36:12,131 --> 00:36:14,565 All right, already! I'm coming! I'm coming! 661 00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:16,726 Right over there, baby. 662 00:36:18,871 --> 00:36:20,133 Your car, Mrs. Andrews. 663 00:36:20,205 --> 00:36:22,400 Washed, lubed, and I changed the oil. 664 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:24,669 Oh, thanks... 665 00:36:24,743 --> 00:36:25,675 Lloyd. 666 00:36:25,744 --> 00:36:27,336 $ 14.50. A check will be good. 667 00:36:27,413 --> 00:36:28,345 Check? 668 00:36:28,414 --> 00:36:30,348 How many years for forgery? 669 00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:31,644 Will you take cash? 670 00:36:31,717 --> 00:36:33,742 Yeah. Some people still use that. 671 00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:35,252 Okay, just a second. 672 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,721 I have to get my mother's... my purse. 673 00:36:44,730 --> 00:36:45,924 Hang in there, Lloyd. 674 00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:48,432 I have to... 675 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:52,402 Let me go see who's at the other door. 676 00:36:56,575 --> 00:36:57,940 Hi, Mrs. Andrews. 677 00:36:58,043 --> 00:36:59,305 Right on time. 678 00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:01,904 Yes, right on time. What are you on time for? 679 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,244 The carpets, remember? It's Friday. 680 00:37:04,316 --> 00:37:07,046 Sure. Sure. 681 00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:08,950 Just slipped my mind. 682 00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:10,852 Cool it, Max. 683 00:37:11,423 --> 00:37:12,720 Care where we start? 684 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,656 Just pick a carpet. 685 00:37:14,727 --> 00:37:16,695 Can I get my $ 14.50, Mrs. Andrews? 686 00:37:16,762 --> 00:37:18,389 Yeah, I forgot. 687 00:37:18,464 --> 00:37:20,728 I'll get the $ 14.50. Excuse me, fellas. 688 00:37:22,134 --> 00:37:24,500 I'll find it, Lloyd. 689 00:37:24,570 --> 00:37:28,062 Any of you fellas got $ 14.50 you could loan me? 690 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:30,734 Hey, you got $ 14.50? 691 00:37:30,809 --> 00:37:32,071 Come on. 692 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:34,740 There you are. 693 00:37:34,813 --> 00:37:36,576 And while we're on the subject. 694 00:37:36,648 --> 00:37:39,742 I have something else to tell you, Mrs. "A." 695 00:37:39,818 --> 00:37:41,410 That kid has no discipline. 696 00:37:41,487 --> 00:37:43,751 And a kid without discipline 697 00:37:43,822 --> 00:37:46,256 is the fault of the mother and the father. 698 00:37:46,325 --> 00:37:48,919 Not necessarily, Mrs. Schmauss. 699 00:37:48,994 --> 00:37:50,518 What am I saying? 700 00:38:00,072 --> 00:38:01,039 Hi! 701 00:38:01,106 --> 00:38:02,869 Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Gilbert? 702 00:38:02,941 --> 00:38:05,535 Oh, feel free to call me Mary Kay anytime. 703 00:38:05,611 --> 00:38:07,704 Oh, yeah. Mary Kay! 704 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:09,543 Listen, I need the hair drier. 705 00:38:09,615 --> 00:38:10,946 Sure. Borrow mine. 706 00:38:11,016 --> 00:38:14,076 No, yours is broken. You borrowed mine yesterday. 707 00:38:14,153 --> 00:38:16,383 Yeah! Here. Hold Max. 708 00:38:16,455 --> 00:38:18,389 It must be around here someplace. 709 00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:20,948 - In the kitchen? - I'm sure it is. 710 00:38:21,026 --> 00:38:24,860 I've seen it time and again with you saucy liberals. 711 00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:27,296 That kid'll be on dope before you know it! 712 00:38:27,366 --> 00:38:29,857 Oh, what makes you so sure, Mrs. S