The Suite Life Movie

00:26:56,881 --> 00:27:01,121 and create a world free of fighting, and anger, and aggression. 487 00:27:01,481 --> 00:27:03,161 Well, that'll make hockey fun. 488 00:27:03,801 --> 00:27:05,601 Perhaps it will be better if I show you. 489 00:27:06,321 --> 00:27:08,601 So, why am I wired up to this thing again? 490 00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:12,401 I need to establish a baseline for your brain processing speed. 491 00:27:12,561 --> 00:27:13,761 Why even bother? 492 00:27:13,921 --> 00:27:16,521 He's asked that question three times. 493 00:27:16,681 --> 00:27:17,881 Now, Zack, 494 00:27:18,361 --> 00:27:20,201 words will flash on the screen 495 00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:23,881 in a series of colors. Red, green, blue... 496 00:27:24,241 --> 00:27:27,481 But the color of the letters won't correspond to the word. 497 00:27:27,721 --> 00:27:30,041 For example, the word "blue" is written in red. 498 00:27:30,201 --> 00:27:31,641 Can this thing kill asteroids? 499 00:27:31,801 --> 00:27:32,881 No. 500 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:34,401 Kind of a waste of money then. 501 00:27:34,561 --> 00:27:36,161 You see what I have to live with? 502 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,841 Zack, your job 503 00:27:37,961 --> 00:27:42,121 is to correctly touch the color the word is spelling in the allotted time. 504 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,601 -Got it! -Really? 505 00:27:44,761 --> 00:27:46,281 -No. No. -No? 506 00:27:49,481 --> 00:27:51,641 -Did you get all the brains? -Yeah. Pretty much. 507 00:27:54,481 --> 00:27:56,841 Keep in mind that if you don't respond fast enough, 508 00:27:56,961 --> 00:27:58,681 the machine administers a small shock. 509 00:27:58,961 --> 00:28:00,881 Okay. Wait, what? 510 00:28:01,841 --> 00:28:04,001 Cody, you register reply times. 511 00:28:04,161 --> 00:28:06,441 This is going to be fun. 512 00:28:08,481 --> 00:28:10,041 So, uh... 513 00:28:10,641 --> 00:28:11,841 Okay. 514 00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:18,281 What do I win? 515 00:28:18,401 --> 00:28:19,681 Mom and Dad's car? 516 00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:26,641 Ow! Ooh, that hurt. 517 00:28:26,761 --> 00:28:28,321 Concentrate. Next one's up. 518 00:28:29,161 --> 00:28:31,721 Hey, that's not fair, I was talking. 519 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,041 Yeah, that's usually where your troubles begin. 520 00:28:39,881 --> 00:28:41,401 Ow. I felt that one in my toes. 521 00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:49,561 Get them right and there won't be a problem. 522 00:28:52,961 --> 00:28:56,801 How can I... How can I get them right if they're moving too fast? 523 00:28:59,201 --> 00:29:01,401 Oh, very disappointing results... 524 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:07,081 Hey, take your revenge now. As long as this makes us... Ow! ...even. 525 00:29:10,721 --> 00:29:11,881 Let's get one thing straight. 526 00:29:12,481 --> 00:29:14,201 We will never be even. 527 00:29:25,521 --> 00:29:27,121 You know, right about now, 528 00:29:27,281 --> 00:29:30,161 Cody and I would be romantically feasting on edible fungi 529 00:29:30,361 --> 00:29:33,001 we picked off the organically fertilized forest floor. 530 00:29:33,161 --> 00:29:34,921 Wow. You're a cheap date. 531 00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,801 But none of that matters now. 532 00:29:36,921 --> 00:29:38,561 Yeah, because Cody made his choice, 533 00:29:38,881 --> 00:29:40,761 and he chose science over chemistry. 534 00:29:40,841 --> 00:29:43,281 Did it ever occur to you that he might have had a very good reason... 535 00:29:43,401 --> 00:29:45,521 -You know what? Not good enough. -But if you two could just communicate... 536 00:29:45,641 --> 00:29:48,241 You know what, after this moment, I'm done talking about Cody. 537 00:29:48,361 --> 00:29:49,441 Works for me. 538 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,081 -I am in. -Great. 539 00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:54,241 Aw, look at the cute crabs. 540 00:29:54,921 --> 00:29:57,761 Oh, that one looks just like my Uncle Carmine. 541 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,201 He had those same beady red eyes, and claw-like hands, 542 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,121 and scaly complexion. 543 00:30:04,241 --> 00:30:06,881 It's okay, it's okay. He met a woman who looks just like a lobster. 544 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,441 Now, they're really happy together. 545 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:10,441 No. Cody loves crabs. 546 00:30:11,121 --> 00:30:13,721 Especially, that little bib you get to wear when you eat them. 547 00:30:13,921 --> 00:30:15,801 He calls it his "crustacean catcher." 548 00:30:16,201 --> 00:30:18,121 You two are a barnyard full of crazy. 549 00:30:20,481 --> 00:30:21,721 Okay, good luck! 550 00:30:22,801 --> 00:30:23,961 Good luck with what? 551 00:30:26,401 --> 00:30:28,921 Fine. Keep your claws on. I won't tell them. 552 00:30:29,241 --> 00:30:30,241 Tell us what? 553 00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:31,361 About the escape. 554 00:30:31