Diary of a Wimpy Kid

520 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,333 Well, Greg, I think it's great that 521 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,710 you took the initiative to learn something new. 522 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,964 This is like the first step to responsibility! 523 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:21,592 My boss's son Will was smaller than you, 524 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,470 but he built himself up with the weights! 525 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,722 Yeah. We could get you the same equipment. 526 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:31,227 You could train, get the right nutrition, cardio. 527 00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:35,189 You'd be in tip-top shape just like Will. 528 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:40,236 And it would only take, like, three months. 529 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,284 Three months? 530 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,452 Yeah. 531 00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,621 I'll just stick to eating. 532 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:57,670 Well, I don't know where you put it, Heffley, 533 00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:00,298 but you gained 10 pounds and joined the Bulldog class. 534 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,507 Yes. 535 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,641 I thought you didn't gain any weight this week. 536 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,518 My mom's ankle weights. 537 00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:18,566 All right, bulldog Heffley. Meet your new opponent. 538 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:23,404 What? But this is boys' wrestling. 539 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:25,740 Ever hear of Title IX? 540 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,533 Her parents threatened to sue, 541 00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:31,454 so you show her what it's like to wrestle a real live boy. 542 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:34,916 (GRUNTS) 543 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,254 Come on! What you waiting for, huh? 544 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,215 Don't be such a wuss, Heffley. 545 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,591 Make your move! 546 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,760 She's a girl! Where do I grab her? 547 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,432 Stay down! Patty, over here! 548 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:56,604 Get off of me! 549 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,439 Can I wrestle somebody good now? 550 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:04,904 (ALL LAUGHING) 551 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,035 Well, look who's in the paper. 552 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:16,916 Greg! You're famous! Right on the front page! 553 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,134 And if I would have pinned her, 554 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,719 which I could have done easily, 555 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,264 you know I would have gotten in trouble for hurting a girl. 556 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,599 Why does she even want to wrestle? 557 00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:35,810 Who knows? Girls are very confusing. 558 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,436 Like today, I heard someone in the hallway say 559 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:41,524 that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt. What does that even mean? 560 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,026 A butt can't be cute. It's a butt. 561 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:47,280 I know, but that's what they were saying. 562 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,199 I don't see why girls our age can't talk just like regular people. 563 00:31:55,998 --> 00:31:59,000 So how are you gonna become a class favorite now? 564 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,960 Two words. Best Dressed. 565 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,795 How are you going to do that? 566 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,255 Fashion is easy. 567 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,841 You wear a shirt and a tie, and kids are impressed. 568 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,468 I'm telling you, this is gonna work. 569 00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:13,723 (SINGING) I light 'em up before the motor starts 570 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:17,476 I go so fast that I could never stop 571 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,438 Look under the hood but you don't know what I got 572 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,607 I'm a moving violation, baby 573 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:25,276 Hot, hot, hot, hot 574 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,074 Ta-da! 575 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,118 I told you I was wearing this. 576 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,202 I know! 577 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,787 I wanted to be matchers! 578 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,205 BOY: Check them out! 579 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:43,169 ALL: (SINGING) Greg and Rowley sitting in a tree 580 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,589 K-I-S-S-I-N-G 581 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,966 First comes love... 582 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:52,094 GREG: You know, maybe Rodrick was right about Rowley. 583 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,473 Maybe I do need a new best friend. 584 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,267 But I can't just ditch him. 585 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:01,812 I mean, if anybody has a better idea, I'd love to hear it. 586 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:05,316 NARRATOR: In this school, much like your own, 587 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,069 one boy is about to learn an important lesson 588 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,029 about ...