Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:43,750 -So, you'd rather just give up? -No! 583 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,916 -You wanna just wait around... -You should've just let me take the lead! 584 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:49,208 (BOTH QUARRELING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICES) 585 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,458 Hey! Hold on a second! 586 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,541 How adorable are we? Chemistry like this doesn't just happen. 587 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:56,583 This has got reboot written all over it. 588 00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:59,958 Ugh. Are you serious? I should be home right now. 589 00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:03,125 Millie is probably worried sick and peeing all over the place. 590 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:06,583 Oh, are you seeing someone? She sounds... nice. 591 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:10,625 -She's a dog. Millie is a dog. -Ah, I'm sure she's not that bad. 592 00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,500 -What? No, she's... -(LOUD CRASHING) 593 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,000 (TRUCK DOOR SLAMS) 594 00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:21,416 We're here. 595 00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:28,416 Whoa. This place looks weird. 596 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,125 Where are we? 597 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:33,541 -(CAT SCREECHES) -(OBJECTS RATTLE) 598 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:35,791 DALE: Okay. 599 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,750 I think we're in the Valley. 600 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,500 -The Uncanny Valley. -The what? 601 00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:44,833 Do you remember that weird animation style in the early 2000s 602 00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:48,041 where everything looked real, but nothing looked right? 603 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,166 Oh, yeah. That stuff was creepy. 604 00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:52,333 Well, I think this is where they ended up. 605 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:55,625 BJORNSON: Come on. This way. (LAUGHING) 606 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:57,750 (HUMMING) 607 00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:03,166 -BOB: What? -I got something for Sweet Pete. 608 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:06,541 -A little gift from Bjornson. -BOB: Okay, leave it there. 609 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:09,000 Good luck, dummies. (LAUGHS) 610 00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:12,041 Blend, Cheese, Curd, Blend... 611 00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:18,250 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 612 00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:22,708 -Who are you? -Is he talking to us? 613 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:26,750 I can't tell. He's got those Polar Express eyes. 614 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:32,500 -Uh. Are you talking to us? -Obviously, I said, "Who are you?" 615 00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:35,083 Well, right. But in fairness, it looks like you're talking 616 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,625 -to that window. -No, it actually looks like 617 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,833 -I'm looking right at you. -Okay. 618 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,375 Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes. 619 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:45,708 -Yeah. -Okay. Listen, sir. 620 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,375 Actually, you know what? Get... Here, just... 621 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:52,000 Get off me! Get your foot out of my mouth. 622 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:56,041 Hey, there! Can you see me? Hi! We just wanna talk to Sweet Pete. 623 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,958 Okay, follow me! 624 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,958 (MACHINERY BUZZING, BEEPING) 625 00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:12,416 I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here. 626 00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:14,458 There's only one way to find out. 627 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,750 So, is this your secret bootlegging facility or what? 628 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:20,750 -Come on! -What? No! What are you talking about? 629 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,875 This is Sweet Pete's legit business. 630 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:25,041 It's for old merchandise that never got sold. 631 00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:28,166 -Old merchandise? -Yeah, like for example, 632 00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:30,500 -you remember Shrek body wash? -CHIP: Uh... 633 00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:32,666 BOB: Exactly. No one does. It didn't sell. 634 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:35,458 That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory, 635 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:39,833 and melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has a real eye for business. 636 00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:41,791 I wish I could see what he sees. 637 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:45,583 I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get. Ow. What? 638 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:58,500 So, he turns the toys into toy-lets. (LAUGHS) 639 00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:04,458 Wow! That's been staring at me for years, and I never pieced it together. (LAUGHS) 640 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,125 Here we are! 641 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:11,291 (CHIP AND DALE SCREAM, PANT) 642 00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:16,375 Hello! 643 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,333 -Peter Pan? -SWEET PETE: Yup! 644 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:22,083 Star of stage and screen, but you can call me Sweet Pete. 645 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:26,166 -Oh, you look... -Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla? 646 00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:30,583 -What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla. -Don't worry. 647 00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:33,625 You can't say not...