Keeping Up with the Joneses

What's Meg got to do with this? 741 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:58,262 Oh, come on, Karen. 742 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,098 I hear the way she talks about me when she thinks I'm not looking. 743 00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,017 Hating me for the way I look, 744 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:07,605 as if perfect bone structure and flawless skin is something I can help! 745 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:08,898 [scoffs] 746 00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:12,276 I may not need to moisturize, but I still have feelings. 747 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,946 I didn't know about the feelings. 748 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,533 That's why women like us need to stick together. 749 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,452 Not follow each other in malls. 750 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:23,913 Do you Kegel? 751 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,581 - Kegel? - Mmm-hmm. 752 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,833 You mean the exercises for the lady parts? 753 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,419 Strength has to start somewhere. 754 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,505 [stammering] Not-- I don't. 755 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,465 [gasping] 756 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,592 In fact, I'm doing some right now. 757 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:42,848 I could crack a walnut down there, if I needed to. 758 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:44,934 Have you ever had any need to? 759 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:46,018 Now you go. 760 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:50,356 - I couldn't crack anything down there. - Are we still hiding? 761 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:54,151 Come on, Karen. Just... channel your power. 762 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,736 Okay. I'll do it. I'll try. 763 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:58,864 [breathing heavily] 764 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,325 [sighs, moans] 765 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:04,203 I did it! I felt it! 766 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:05,746 How was that? 767 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,498 Work in progress. 768 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,708 Now, you have a choice. 769 00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:14,004 Which Karen do you wanna be? 770 00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:16,632 Karen, the meek? 771 00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:21,136 Or Karen, the strong? 772 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,556 [music playing, faint] 773 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,474 - Sure you're okay? - I'm okay. Yeah. 774 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:27,893 You saved my life. 775 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,729 And that was some good snake. 776 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:32,356 [both chuckling] 777 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,024 I'm embarrassed though. 778 00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,235 Little drunk. 779 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,404 You had me worried there for a second. 780 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,322 Get yourself cleaned up. I'll get the check. 781 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,366 I know what you're doing, Tim. 782 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,036 [chuckles] What am I doing, Jeff? 783 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,038 I read people for a living. That's what I do. 784 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,876 And, you know, you get me drunk on snake wine 785 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,044 and get me to open up and tell you secrets. 786 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,922 You... 787 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,593 are trying to make a friend. 788 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:04,513 I got a lot of friends, Jeff. 789 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:07,308 Yeah, but you have a lot of secrets locked inside of you. 790 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,936 I think that's why you might be one of the loneliest guys I've ever met. 791 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,816 Now, what do you have to say about that? 792 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:19,153 You wanna know something about me? 793 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,076 Sometimes I hate what I do for a living. 794 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,578 [sighs] 795 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,247 But doesn't that feel good? 796 00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:32,166 To express yourself? 797 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:35,878 [sighs] 798 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,087 [chuckles] 799 00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:41,508 - Is this us bonding now? - No, this is us talking. 800 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,385 You want bonding? I'll show you bonding. 801 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,347 You're gonna look at me. I'm gonna button you up. 802 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:49,266 Okay. Okay. That's loud. 803 00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:56,148 [Tim] Whoa! 804 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:57,316 [grunts] 805 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,694 [Tim] Jesus, you do this for fun? 806 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,404 I got you, okay? 807 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,657 [happy music playing] 808 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:16,627 [Jeff] isn't this a blast? 809 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:17,836 [Tim] Yeah! 810 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,005 [Jeff cheering] 811 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,234 [door closes] 812 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,404 - Hey, Karen! Karen? - Hey, I'm here! 813 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,698 Hi, Karen. How are you? I brought you some flowers. 814 00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:47,366 Oh, thank you, honey! 815 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,368 You're not gonna believe the day that I had. 816 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,787 Guess who likes being a man-bird as much as I do? 817 00:38:51,871 --