The Secret Life of Pets

00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,228 We're just like you guys. We hate humans. 460 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,118 Yeah! That's right! Hate them. 461 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,714 Oh, man, don't get me started on people. Am I right, Duke? 462 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,229 Yeah, that's why we burned our collars, man! 463 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,913 We burned them to the ground! 464 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,229 And killed our owners! 465 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,120 Yeah... Wait a minute, that's too far maybe? 466 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,559 No, they dig it. 467 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,136 Yes, we whacked them. Yeah, that's right! 468 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,878 Bang, bang with our own paws! 469 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,996 If I had a dime for every owner I killed... 470 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,080 Oh, yeah! 471 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,354 I'd have a dime. 472 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,638 Because I just killed the one. 473 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,998 Ooh-whoo! 474 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,112 Oh, y'all cold-blooded. 475 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,390 Oh, man, you remind me of my boy, Ricky. 476 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,794 He died, though. 477 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,638 RIP, Ricky! 478 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,158 The truth is, the struggle could use some more muscle. 479 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,616 All right, look, I'll tell you what. 480 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,576 We'll bust the both of you out of here. But understand this. 481 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,953 From now on, you work for me. 482 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,951 That's fine. Sounds like a fun challenge. 483 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,677 All right, guys, let's do this! 484 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,594 To the sewers! 485 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,479 The sewers? 486 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,359 What are y'all waiting for? I'm not playing. 487 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,669 I said... 488 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,353 To the sewers! 489 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,752 Long live the revolution, suckers! 490 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,879 I can do it. 491 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,760 Oh! 492 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,359 Max? 493 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,149 Max? 494 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:12,957 Max. 495 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,671 Oh, where are you, Max? 496 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,553 Looks like you could use a little help. 497 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,994 Who said that? 498 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,354 Over here. 499 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,398 In this dark and foreboding shed. 500 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,395 Uh... 501 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,708 Hello? 502 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,070 I can see for miles. 503 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,312 If you let me out, I'll find your friend. 504 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,708 Wow! Really? 505 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,871 Oh! You're so sweet. 506 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,871 You're sweet, too. 507 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,360 Thanks, stranger. 508 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,793 But not too sweet. 509 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,390 There's also a salty, gamey thing going on. 510 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,754 Yeah, that's me. 511 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,354 Come on, let's get you out of that shed. 512 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,399 Yeah, that's it. 513 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,596 Just step over the pile of bones. 514 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,188 Pile of bones. Okay, will do. 515 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,390 I sure hope Max is safe. 516 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,590 You're a very thoughtful food. 517 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,274 "Food"? I didn't say that. I said "friend." 518 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,396 I meant food... 519 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,709 Friend. 520 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:29,995 You know what I meant. 521 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,634 I'm sure lucky I found you, uh... 522 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,949 Tiberius. 523 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,196 And, yes, this is a very good thing for you, 524 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,920 this whole "meeting me" thing. 525 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,991 Take off my hood. 526 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,955 Ah! 527 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,080 The chain! 528 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,991 Oh! You tried to eat me! 529 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,439 I'm sorry. 530 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,753 You should be sorry. You deserve to be locked up. 531 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,518 You're a bad, bad bird. 532 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,712 I can't help it. I was born with killer instincts. 533 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,319 That is just no excuse. 534 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,153 You're right. Even for a predator, I'm selfish. 535 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,595 I'm a selfish predator. 536 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,637 It's no wonder I have no friends. 537 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,994 Nobody. 538 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,272 This is hopeless. 539 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,632 Oh, don't... There's no need to cry. 540 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,836 I'm sorry that I yelled at you before. 541 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:2...