Kill Your Friends

00:34:00,014 --> 00:34:01,209 Fucking die! 529 00:34:06,387 --> 00:34:11,090 Of course Paul Weller writes his own songs, you stupid fat bastard. 530 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:15,222 Of the foremost singer/songwriters of his generation! 531 00:34:15,629 --> 00:34:19,365 I mean, who gives a fuck about the mod cunt? 532 00:34:19,366 --> 00:34:25,931 But he's primarily known as a singer fucking songwriter. 533 00:34:42,022 --> 00:34:43,820 Nice. 534 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,064 Who would you say your influences are? 535 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,736 I think he's asking what music you like. 536 00:34:56,737 --> 00:34:59,739 - Madonna and stuff. - You don't even like Madonna. 537 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:01,007 Your breath stinks. 538 00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:04,110 - I'm also a rap singer. - Girls... 539 00:35:04,111 --> 00:35:05,841 - Really? - Sorry, mate. 540 00:35:06,246 --> 00:35:07,077 Can we leave this till later? 541 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,813 - You're giving me a fucking headache. - Great. 542 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,852 Well, Danny, let me get back to you, yeah? 543 00:35:12,853 --> 00:35:14,087 All right, be quick, though. 544 00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:16,122 - We're up at Virgin this afternoon. - Cheers, Danny. 545 00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:17,819 Come on, girls. Let's go. 546 00:35:18,859 --> 00:35:21,090 - Nice meeting you - Cheers. Thanks, girls. 547 00:35:32,139 --> 00:35:33,606 What d'you reckon to that lot, then? 548 00:35:33,607 --> 00:35:34,607 What do I reckon? 549 00:35:34,608 --> 00:35:38,377 I reckon they look like the worst kind of sink-estate benefit-fraud trash imaginable, 550 00:35:38,378 --> 00:35:41,981 and to say that their music is dismal would be an understatement on par 551 00:35:41,982 --> 00:35:45,251 with saying Fred West could probably have been a better fucking dad. 552 00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:48,087 But I'd also like to do the lot of them. 553 00:35:48,088 --> 00:35:51,090 I reckon if we got some real songwriters, decent producer, 554 00:35:51,091 --> 00:35:53,092 world-class stylist, an A-list photographer 555 00:35:53,093 --> 00:35:58,030 and some personal trainers to keep them off the KFC and the alcopops... 556 00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,732 and if we spent a fortune on the right pluggers 557 00:35:59,733 --> 00:36:02,368 and press officers to convince people they're the real deal, 558 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:04,737 rather than just a talentless bunch of slags 559 00:36:04,738 --> 00:36:07,373 who'd gobble a fucking donkey to get to meet Mark Morrison, 560 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,743 then, yeah, Rebecca, we might just sell a few fucking records. 561 00:36:10,744 --> 00:36:12,979 Have you guys heard about Roger? 562 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:15,848 Yeah, where is that clown? He hasn't been in for three fucking days now. 563 00:36:15,849 --> 00:36:17,044 He's dead. 564 00:36:18,852 --> 00:36:19,581 What? 565 00:36:21,622 --> 00:36:24,956 Someone beat him to death... in his flat. 566 00:36:26,026 --> 00:36:26,721 Fuck. 567 00:36:28,629 --> 00:36:29,597 Holy shit. 568 00:36:32,266 --> 00:36:34,132 They even killed his little dog. 569 00:36:38,872 --> 00:36:41,706 Here. It's OK. It's OK. 570 00:36:47,147 --> 00:36:49,582 The police think he disturbed an intruder. 571 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,218 Poor Roger. 572 00:36:51,485 --> 00:36:52,578 Jesus. 573 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:56,389 Right, so you'll be acting head of A&R for the time being. 574 00:36:56,390 --> 00:36:58,991 The scouts and Rob will report to you temporarily. 575 00:36:58,992 --> 00:37:01,260 Now, what are we gonna do about this fucking Rage album? 576 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:03,355 Christ, let's just drop the talentless clown. 577 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,799 Look into what it'll cost us to get out of the deal, James. 578 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:13,069 The point is, Steven, we're dead in the water. 579 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,374 We need some activity. 580 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:18,244 You're off to Austin for South By Southwest this week, right? 581 00:37:18,245 --> 00:37:19,146 Yeah, me and Darren. 582 00:37:19,147 --> 00:37:20,580 We're gonna see a lot of new bands. 583 00:37:21,081 --> 00:37:23,209 OK. Good. 584 00:37:24,084 --> 00:37:25,074 Watch the expenses. 585 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:26,348 Thanks, Derek. 586 00:37:27,087 --> 00:37:29,454 I mean, this wasn't how I wanted to get the job... 587 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,223 You haven't got the job yet. 588 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,326 We'll see how it goes, OK? 589 00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:41,500 Christ. What's that bender's problem? 590 00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:44,003 I mean, apart from the fucking AIDS coursing through his veins. 591 00:37:44,004 --> 00:37:47,373 - Same problem it always is. - We need some hits. 592 00:37:47,374 --> 00:37:48,975 Corr