The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

00:32:41,177 --> 00:32:43,253 ls that real money? 379 00:32:44,472 --> 00:32:47,177 - l got some questions. - l have no answers. 380 00:32:49,185 --> 00:32:51,972 Thanks for the stain. Find the girl. 381 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:57,351 You know, speaking of stains... 382 00:32:59,946 --> 00:33:03,529 l was just discussing bleaches with my friend Art Mooney. 383 00:33:05,368 --> 00:33:06,400 Who? 384 00:33:09,873 --> 00:33:12,198 Zuzu Petals. 385 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,368 Never seen her before. 386 00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:19,621 And as for who would wanna kill Johnny Crunch, the line forms to the left. 387 00:33:19,716 --> 00:33:24,378 l can tell you that he moved onto a sailboat at the Delta Marina last week. 388 00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:26,547 Thanks. 389 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,048 Hey, great pipes, huh? 390 00:33:30,227 --> 00:33:32,932 l've heard cats fuck with more harmony than this kid. 391 00:33:33,022 --> 00:33:35,347 Tell me about it. The name's Kyle Troy. 392 00:33:36,025 --> 00:33:38,812 What's with this freak of fuckin' nature? 393 00:33:39,778 --> 00:33:42,898 How does Grendel Records sign such a wick-prick, huh? 394 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:48,447 But then again, Julie Grendel thinks Jethro Tull's one of the Beverly Hillbillies. 395 00:33:52,249 --> 00:33:54,326 My mother always said that 396 00:33:56,671 --> 00:33:59,672 if you can't say something nice about someone, 397 00:33:59,757 --> 00:34:02,628 make sure they're out of the goddamn room. 398 00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:11,256 Hello, Ford. l'm Julian Grendel. 399 00:34:13,354 --> 00:34:16,521 Julie Grendel. Right. Right. 400 00:34:16,608 --> 00:34:19,478 Hey, l'm sorry. 401 00:34:20,195 --> 00:34:25,437 Do you realise we're gonna have to ship this ''wick-prick'' platinum, 402 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:30,076 just so the teenage girls will have a compact disc cover to get wet with? 403 00:34:30,664 --> 00:34:33,748 Come on, you gotta know better than anybody that 404 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:37,701 there's a lot more to the music industry than actual music. 405 00:34:37,796 --> 00:34:42,541 You just have to learn to tune it out. l recommend Stravinsky and Wagner. 406 00:34:42,801 --> 00:34:45,292 l recommend Smith and Wesson. 407 00:34:47,305 --> 00:34:50,556 l'm sorry to hear about Bobby Black. 408 00:34:51,268 --> 00:34:53,391 Terrible thing. 409 00:34:53,478 --> 00:34:55,555 But a great career move. 410 00:34:56,815 --> 00:34:59,982 His records are really climbing the charts. 411 00:35:00,068 --> 00:35:04,980 l just gotta make sure that this Kyle Troy... ls that his name? 412 00:35:05,824 --> 00:35:11,530 Anyway, this Kyle Troy person is the next... big thing. 413 00:35:12,915 --> 00:35:18,206 You know, l was just discussing this whole Troy thing with my old buddy Art Mooney. 414 00:35:18,295 --> 00:35:20,371 You know him? 415 00:35:20,464 --> 00:35:22,872 Nope. 416 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:25,043 No, huh? 417 00:35:26,721 --> 00:35:29,556 What is this asshole smiling about? 418 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,638 Sorry, Ford, l couldn't help you with your case. 419 00:35:34,854 --> 00:35:37,310 Ford? Ford? 420 00:35:37,648 --> 00:35:39,392 Hey, Pavarotti. 421 00:35:39,484 --> 00:35:42,900 - Hey, what's the hassle? - Hassle? What is this? 422 00:35:42,987 --> 00:35:45,146 What is that shit, huh? 423 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:48,324 l could crack my knuckles with more rhythm than that. 424 00:35:48,409 --> 00:35:51,114 You're killin' rock and rapin' roll, man. 425 00:35:51,204 --> 00:35:55,533 Keith Richards is rollin' over in his grave. The friggin' guy isn't even dead yet. 426 00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:57,701 - You're tearin' me apart. - Hey. 427 00:35:57,794 --> 00:36:01,044 Hey. No, no, no. Rest your lips. Put down the earmuffs. 428 00:36:01,131 --> 00:36:03,456 Go ahead. Go ahead. Good, good. 429 00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:06,385 Rock 'n' roll. You know what rock 'n' roll is? 430 00:36:06,761 --> 00:36:11,008 - What's Ford doin', man? - Guys, work with me, huh? 431 00:37:35,894 --> 00:37:39,892 Kid... now that's rock 'n' roll, huh? 432 00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:43,644 Jesus! 433 00:37:43,735 --> 00:37:48,646 <i>l coulda been a rock star, if only l wasn't banned from MTV.</i> 434 00:37:48,907 --> 00:37:53,569 <i>Hey, it's a long story. Unfortunately, l can only do that one song.</i> 435 00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:57,576 <i>Well, l also do a mean ''Puff the Magic Dragon'', but only in the nude.</i> 436 00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,824 <i>lt's a longer story.</i> 437 00:38:00,502 --> 00:38:03,207 - You guys a band? - Sure. 438 00:38:04,298 --> 00:38:07,085 - Got a name? - Yeah. Pain. 439 00:38:09,094 --> 00:38:11,846 Pain. Kooky. 440 00:38:16,769 --> 00:38:20,517 <i>When Don Cleveland told me Johnny had a boat on the Delta Marina,</i> 441 00:38:20,606 --> 00: