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00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:12,661 scratched the car, sugar in the petrol tank. 369 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,371 All the usual shit. 370 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,591 It put me under tremendous pressure. 371 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,545 I was knocking back Valium, shots at breakfast... 372 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,220 two packs a day. 373 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,889 So I thought, fuck it. 374 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:28,094 I thought I'd take matters into my own hands. 375 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,892 And I broke into the pedophile's house at 4:00 in the morning... 376 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,725 and I smashed his bollocks in with a baseball bat... 377 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,811 until they fucking popped. 378 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,770 I took a leave of absence after that. 379 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,572 I was burnt out. 380 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,025 Came back here, I shut the curtains. 381 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:48,205 Pulled the phone out. Just hid away. 382 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:51,876 I went back to work expecting the axe... 383 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:55,580 but they ended up transferring me. 384 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,968 Wanker. 385 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,868 Morning. Want some breakfast? 386 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,992 A coffee, two sugars. 387 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,838 You had an affair with me? 388 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:41,087 I held back. 389 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:44,215 So any idea who we're looking for? 390 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:48,094 A psycho. Whistles while he works. 391 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,016 Showed up at Peacock Gym yesterday. 392 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,599 I got the name of a bloke in Nunhead. 393 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:53,929 Worth a visit? 394 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,643 You want me along? 395 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,770 Sure. See you there in half an hour. 396 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:07,826 Oh, yeah. The other thing, about you being a good cop. I meant that. 397 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,074 Thank you. 398 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:13,498 For a poofter. 399 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,194 You replaced me. 400 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,405 You're on compassionate leave. 401 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,452 I 'm back. 402 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:58,582 Inspector Roberts, losing a wife is not easy. 403 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,082 You lost your wife? 404 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,834 Well, no-- 405 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,007 How would you feel about early retirement? 406 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,756 We'd miss you, sir. 407 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,803 You know who else would miss you? 408 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:13,930 Olga, the 250-pound call girl you see every Wednesday. 409 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:16,387 Your wife thinks you're playing squash. 410 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:20,107 Well, you are, in a way. 411 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:24,152 I don't need a fanfare. I don't need an office. 412 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,820 I just wanna work. 413 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,568 Well, what are you waiting for? 414 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,240 Fuck off, Roberts. 415 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,990 Go solve some crimes. 416 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:50,880 Fuck. 417 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,680 Police! Open up! 418 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,272 Uh. 419 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,230 Oh! 420 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,326 Barry Weiss? 421 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,041 That is me. 422 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,417 Can we come in? 423 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,506 Got a warrant? 424 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,927 It's in the post. 425 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:54,026 Can I get you anything? 426 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:58,364 How about a cuppa, coppers? 427 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,414 I know you. 428 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,993 If we'd met, I'm sure I'd remember. 429 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,926 You know what that is? 430 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:19,430 Michael Jackson's shit. 431 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,770 It's priceless. 432 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,893 I got it off eBay. 433 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,942 So what was it you were looking for? Maybe I could help you. 434 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,939 What do you do, Mr. Weiss? 435 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:32,113 I'm between jobs. 436 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:36,739 You like torching dogs, do ya? 437 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,821 I saw your home movie. 438 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,076 On YouTube, right? 439 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,910 It got over 9,000 hits before they took it down. 440 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,837 I post-- I posted it, yeah, but I wasn't involved. 441 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,289 Nah, I'm joking. I love animals, me. 442 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:52,251 What about police, Barry? You like them? 443 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,927 "Thank God," I sa...