Duck Soup

you limb from limb, limb from limb! 406 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,115 You'd think they'd do the same... 407 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,254 You see, I no say one thing, mister, before when you... 408 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,131 No, no. 409 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,554 (MUMBLES) 410 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,933 Oh! Now, now I'm gonna get you! 411 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:21,775 What are you doing? 412 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,068 (HORN HONKS) 413 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,319 (GRUNTS) 414 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,113 Why, you... (HORN HONKS) 415 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,911 (LAUGHING) 416 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,009 (WHISTLING) 417 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,888 I'll teach you to kick me! 418 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,015 You don't have to teach me. I know how. 419 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,686 CHICOLINI: Stop it. Look out! 420 00:23:58,771 --> 00:23:59,938 (WHISTLING) 421 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,065 Oh! 422 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,900 That's good, eh? 423 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,448 Peanuts! 424 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:11,825 Hey! 425 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,913 You wanna be a public nuisance? 426 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,873 Sure, how much does the job pay? 427 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,728 I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. 428 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,379 Peanuts to you! 429 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:26,464 Have you got a license? License? 430 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,134 No, but my dog, he's got millions of 'em. 431 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,636 Believe me, he's some smart dog. 432 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,763 You know, he went with Admiral Byrd to the Pole. 433 00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,682 I'll bet the dog got to the Pole first. 434 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,308 You win. 435 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,185 Come on up here. I wanna scare the cabinet. 436 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,856 (PHONE RINGS) 437 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:46,860 Hello? Hello? No, no, he's not in. 438 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,320 All right, I tell him. Goodbye. 439 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,947 That was for you. 440 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,312 I'm sorry I'm not in. I want to have a long talk with you. 441 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,161 Now listen here, you give up that silly peanut stand 442 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,037 and I'll get you a soft government job. 443 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:01,040 Now let's see, how would you like a job in the mint? 444 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,043 Mint? No, no. I no like mint. 445 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,004 What other flavor you got? 446 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,630 (PHONE RINGS) 447 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,842 Hello? Hello? No, not yet. 448 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,803 All right, I tell him. Goodbye. Thank you. 449 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,638 That was for you again. 450 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,682 I wonder whatever became of me. 451 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,976 I should have been back here a long time ago. 452 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,270 Now listen here, I've got a swell job for you, 453 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,440 but first I have to ask you a couple of important questions. 454 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,318 Now, what is it that has four pair of pants, 455 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,944 lives in Philadelphia, 456 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,322 and it never rains but it pours? 457 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,700 That's a good one. I give you three guesses. 458 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:39,078 Now let me see, has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia... 459 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,371 Is it male or female? 460 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,831 No, I don't think so. 461 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,458 Is he dead? 462 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,542 Who? 463 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:47,170 I don't know. I give up! 464 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,463 I give up, too. 465 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,340 Now I ask you another one. 466 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,842 What is it got a big black mustache, 467 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,011 smokes a big black cigar, 468 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,347 and he's a big pain in the neck? 469 00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:00,391 Don't tell me. Has a big black mustache, 470 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,102 smokes a big black cigar, 471 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,521 and is a big pain in the... 472 00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:07,690 Does he wear glasses? 473 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,317 That's right. You guess it quick. 474 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,463 Just for that, you don't get the job I was gonna give you. 475 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,154 What job? Secretary of War! 476 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,989 All right, I take it. Sold! 477 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,366 (PHONE RINGS) 478 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,953 (HORN HONKING) 479 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,342 (WHISTLES) 480 00:26:34,510