My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,544 Why can't we talk about Paris? 579 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:52,708 I know. 580 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,255 I mean, I have to. 581 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,262 Me, too. How do we stop her from moving away? 582 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,579 I was thinking that we could act like it's okay with us. 583 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:00,807 Reverse psychology? 584 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,684 Yeah, it always works. That's great. 585 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:03,976 Or we could write a letter. 586 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,138 "Dear admissions board, we hope you accept our daughter 587 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,399 "because she just got outta jail." 588 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,440 "P.S. Do you have a student lounge where she can sell pot?" 589 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,066 (BOTH LAUGHING) 590 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,898 That's funny. That's funny. 591 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,365 I don't know what I'm gonna do if she goes away. 592 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,159 Don't. 593 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,996 No, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 594 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,251 Come on. Please don't. 595 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,916 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 596 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,755 It's gonna be okay. 597 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,678 This is why Aunt Voula said, "Don't talk about Paris." 598 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,894 But once you're a parent, what else do you want to talk about? 599 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,434 I don't know. 600 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:58,949 Theia Voula said to remember I was a girlfriend before I was a mother. 601 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,246 Yeah, you were my girlfriend. 602 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,629 Hey, remember when we were dating, 603 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,824 you wouldn't let me drop you off in front of the house 604 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,882 'cause you didn't want your parents to see me? 605 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,295 No. I didn't want you to see the house. 606 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,883 (IAN CHUCKLES) 607 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,635 IAN: How could I miss it? 608 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,643 I used to park right... 609 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:28,686 here. 610 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,728 What's going on? 611 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,564 I remember those good-night kisses. 612 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,989 Oh, you do, huh? 613 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,065 Mmm-hmm. 614 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,326 (BOTH MOANING SOFTLY) 615 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,485 What are you doing? Nothing. 616 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,703 (YELLS) 617 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:49,783 (LAUGHING) 618 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:55,998 (MOANING) 619 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,012 Get this off. Get it off. Do you need help? 620 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,181 (LAUGHING) Okay, get my tie. 621 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,393 Get it Off. 622 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,846 (BOTH MOANING) 623 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,222 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 624 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,353 GUS: What you doing? 625 00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:15,684 (GASPING) 626 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,480 Nothing, nothing! We're just going. 627 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,068 It's... Everything's okay. 628 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,530 You don't have a house to do that? Oh, my God. 629 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,487 Gus, what's wrong? 630 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,656 (CHUCKLES) 631 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,918 (MARIA GASPS) Perfect. 632 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,249 Parents deserve a sex life. 633 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,873 Said no one ever. 634 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,838 What is going on in here? 635 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,877 Nothing. We're just talking. 636 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:45,263 Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state. 637 00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,516 What is that? Reverse psychology? 638 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,763 That never works. That never works. 639 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,055 That never works. 640 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,224 What's going on? I'm calling the cops. 641 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,018 It's okay, Mrs. White. 642 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,028 (DOGS BARKING) 643 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,401 Quiet! Stop it! Quiet! 644 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,407 He doesn't speak English. 645 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,821 (SPEAKING GREEK) 646 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,913 I've got pepper spray.- 647 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,748 Come on. Come on. 648 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,581 Ian Miller... 649 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:15,995 In the street? 650 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,333 It is indecent. 651 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,498 Oh, Gus, what is the problem? 652 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,208 At least they are married. 653 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,292 Maria! 654 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,214 We are not married....