The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother

<i>None.</i> 281 00:29:46,103 --> 00:29:50,091 Mr. Gambetti told me he would give me back my letter... 282 00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:55,100 if I would promise to steal a certain document... 283 00:29:55,202 --> 00:29:57,191 from my father's wall safe. 284 00:29:57,302 --> 00:29:59,666 What does your father do? 285 00:29:59,769 --> 00:30:03,257 He's the janitor in Brownings Bank in Clearwater Street. 286 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:06,335 Brownings doesn't have a bank in Clearwater Street. 287 00:30:07,703 --> 00:30:10,930 Poor Papa. I wonder if he knows. 288 00:30:11,035 --> 00:30:13,433 <i>What does your father do, Miss Hill?</i> 289 00:30:13,536 --> 00:30:16,434 How did you know so quickly that Brownings doesn't have a Clearwater branch? 290 00:30:16,536 --> 00:30:20,434 I assumed you were lying. What does your father do, Miss Hill? 291 00:30:20,535 --> 00:30:23,990 One of these days you're going to assume a broken ass, Mr. Holmes! 292 00:30:24,102 --> 00:30:26,829 - What does your father do? - That was no accident and you know it. 293 00:30:26,935 --> 00:30:29,594 <i>- I know nothing of the kind. - If you hadn't made me move downstage...</i> 294 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,793 I would be dead now. 295 00:30:31,902 --> 00:30:34,800 Well, as it happens, you are extraordinarily alive. 296 00:30:34,902 --> 00:30:38,062 Your lies are of the same excellent quality. 297 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,293 <i>I can't help you if you're going to become hysterical...</i> 298 00:30:41,401 --> 00:30:44,856 and act as if everyone around is trying to hurt you! 299 00:30:53,401 --> 00:30:55,731 Scream. 300 00:30:57,768 --> 00:31:01,097 Scream. Scream. 301 00:31:01,201 --> 00:31:04,292 - What are you saying? - I'm saying- 302 00:31:18,268 --> 00:31:20,529 How do you do? 303 00:31:27,634 --> 00:31:30,532 How far are we from Piccadilly Circus? 304 00:31:30,634 --> 00:31:33,032 Not far. There's a long, dark stretch up ahead of us first. 305 00:31:33,134 --> 00:31:35,691 That's what the buggers are waiting for. 306 00:31:36,801 --> 00:31:39,358 <i>Brace yourself till we get there.</i> 307 00:31:39,467 --> 00:31:42,228 - Then try to outrace them, all right, Fred? - Right you are, guv. 308 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:56,833 <i>No good, guv. I can't outrace them with our load.</i> 309 00:31:56,933 --> 00:32:00,457 - Their horses are too fast. - Get back. I'm coming up. 310 00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:11,624 <i>- What are you doing?</i> 311 00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:13,995 Whenever I'm petrified, I either cry or sing. 312 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,191 London streets and places of interest! 313 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,959 <i>- Abbey Road! Abbey Street!</i> 314 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,931 <i>- Abbington Road.</i> 315 00:32:22,033 --> 00:32:25,193 - Adelphi Terrace! Adelphi Theater! 316 00:32:27,599 --> 00:32:29,861 <i>- Fred! - Yes, sir!</i> 317 00:32:29,967 --> 00:32:32,058 Give me your hand for support. 318 00:32:51,466 --> 00:32:53,954 Come on, horsey! 319 00:32:59,466 --> 00:33:02,364 It's time for me to be going home now. 320 00:33:02,466 --> 00:33:05,727 <i>- Good night, guv! - Good-bye!</i> 321 00:33:23,498 --> 00:33:26,692 Evening, Mr. Holmes. Won't you come join us? 322 00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:29,356 Well- 323 00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:37,962 <i>- All right, but just for a few minutes.</i> 324 00:35:12,863 --> 00:35:15,091 Oh, taxi. 325 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:32,829 Jenny, this isn't the way- 326 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:35,259 I don't wish to talk about it. 327 00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:36,761 The problem won't disappear... 328 00:35:36,863 --> 00:35:38,920 because you don't wish to talk about it. 329 00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:40,996 I don't wish to talk about it! 330 00:35:41,096 --> 00:35:43,255 You're making a tragic mistake, love. 331 00:35:43,363 --> 00:35:45,261 I've made a tragic mistake... 332 00:35:45,363 --> 00:35:47,761 more tragic than you can possibly imagine... 333 00:35:47,863 --> 00:35:51,761 and unless I'm very careful, I'm going to die for it. 334 00:35:52,863 --> 00:35:56,761 Please let me go. Thank you. 335 00:35:56,862 --> 00:35:59,693 Good night, Sergeant Sacker. 336 00:35:59,796 --> 00:36:01,695 Good night, Jenny. 337 00:36:01,796 --> 00:36:04,524 - Good night, Mr. Holmes. - Good night. 338 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:16,187 Thank you for a lovely evening. 339 00:36:27,329 --> 00:36:29,352 Come on. 340 00:37:29,795 --> 00:37:32,125 "Where only a few moments later... 341 00:37:32,227 --> 00:37:33,625 "a prop motorcar... 342 00:37:33,728 --> 00:37:35,126 "slipped from its safety catches... 343 00:37:35,227 --> 00:37:37,125 "and crashed upon the stage. 344 00:37:37,227 --> 00:37:40,125 "If London rests a bit more securely tonight... 345 00:37:40,227 --> 00:37:43,125 "it is, once again, due to Mr. Sherloc