The Crossing Guard

I want this ring in a size seven. 295 00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:32,114 Don't you understand? 296 00:32:32,191 --> 00:32:36,319 I was a seven on Tuesday and I'm a seven today. This is not a seven. 297 00:32:36,394 --> 00:32:38,420 You have a swollen finger one day, not the next. 298 00:32:38,497 --> 00:32:41,227 I want to speak to the owner. It's not a seven. 299 00:32:41,299 --> 00:32:44,496 It's maybe a six, a six and a half. 300 00:32:44,569 --> 00:32:48,197 - I sized your finger two times. - I wanted to wear this ring tonight. 301 00:32:48,271 --> 00:32:50,637 I have a very important engagement tonight. 302 00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:53,174 No, I don't want another ring. I want this ring... 303 00:32:53,242 --> 00:32:55,733 - in a size seven like I ordered it. - May I help you, ma'am? 304 00:32:55,811 --> 00:32:59,906 - Are you the owner? - Yes, I would be the proprietor in question. 305 00:32:59,982 --> 00:33:05,214 Thank God. I told this Jap faggot I ordered this ring size seven. 306 00:33:05,286 --> 00:33:07,753 My ring size has always been a seven. This is not a seven. 307 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,653 - It won't even fit on my hand. - May I see the ring, please? 308 00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:14,250 Yeah. It won't fit on my finger, my hand. It won't fit anything. 309 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:17,490 It's a six and a half. Six and three-quarters maybe. 310 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,465 Does that look like a six fuckin' and a half to you? 311 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:27,635 Ahh. 312 00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:30,299 You were right. You're a perfect seven. 313 00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:33,433 A perfect fucking seven. 314 00:33:53,193 --> 00:33:57,219 Do you know where this bus turns around? 315 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:03,131 Pardon? 316 00:34:03,202 --> 00:34:06,762 Does this bus stay in Glendale? 317 00:34:11,141 --> 00:34:13,473 I don't know. 318 00:34:15,044 --> 00:34:19,276 Does it turn around and come back to Marge Street? 319 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:21,338 I don't know. 320 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:28,720 - Do you come back to Marge Street? - No. 321 00:34:33,127 --> 00:34:36,618 My sister has a car. 322 00:34:36,696 --> 00:34:39,460 A Valiant. 323 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,061 -Did you ever get to ride in a Valiant? -No. 324 00:34:46,138 --> 00:34:50,006 My sister has a green Valiant. 325 00:34:55,779 --> 00:34:59,681 I ride the bus all day long. 326 00:35:02,951 --> 00:35:05,647 I have a disability card... 327 00:35:05,721 --> 00:35:08,052 so I don't have to pay. 328 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:48,455 Daddy! 329 00:36:17,881 --> 00:36:19,815 Hello. Mary Manning. 330 00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:23,681 Hello? 331 00:36:31,326 --> 00:36:35,558 - Hey, what's in the news? - Hey! Get in the car. 332 00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:38,531 Okay, we're late. 333 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,533 - But you got the job. - Yeah. 334 00:36:40,601 --> 00:36:42,568 - You start at 6:00 in the morning. - Oh, man. 335 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:45,069 It's a boat. It's a good job. 336 00:36:45,138 --> 00:36:48,665 Second, there's a bunch of people at my house. It's a party for you. 337 00:36:48,741 --> 00:36:51,301 - A party? - Girls. 338 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,937 - Wow. - But we're not goin' anywhere until-- 339 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,946 - ln the joint, - Yeah? 340 00:36:57,014 --> 00:37:00,142 did you get butt-fucked? 341 00:37:00,216 --> 00:37:02,617 It only hurts the first time. 342 00:37:02,686 --> 00:37:03,983 I know. 343 00:37:18,933 --> 00:37:22,835 Yee-hoo! 344 00:37:32,211 --> 00:37:36,443 Take your hands out of your pockets. Let's hear it. 345 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:40,382 That's Verna. Come on, now. Let's open up your sphincter... 346 00:37:40,451 --> 00:37:42,645 and let the sunlight in. Verna! 347 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,653 Oh, Verna, come on, girl. 348 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,245 You better hurry up. We're gonna be late. Nicky Blair's! 349 00:37:47,323 --> 00:37:49,315 - I didn't know. Is she goin'? - Of course she's goin'. 350 00:37:52,528 --> 00:37:55,223 I thought it was just gonna be you and me. Dinner? 351 00:37:55,298 --> 00:37:58,356 Well, we can't do it in a restaurant, Verna. 352 00:37:58,433 --> 00:38:01,664 What difference does it make? Geez. 353 00:38:01,736 --> 00:38:04,363 You wanna go or not? Come on. Huh? 354 00:38:04,438 --> 00:38:07,896 Whoever wants to go, come on, let's go. I'll wait in the car. 355 00:38:07,975 --> 00:38:10,738 Hey! 356 00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:13,744 The train's a-movin' on. 357 00:38:13,812 --> 00:38:16,576 Get your stuff. Get your stuff. Let's go. 358 00:38:16,648 --> 00:38:20,778 - Yeah, let's go. Let's have fun. Let's, ha-ha, party, huh? - Verna? 359 00:38:20,853 --> 00:38:23,582 And I'm talking to you before about compassion, how you have compassion...