Sex and the Single Girl

Oh, uh.. 659 00:39:09,961 --> 00:39:12,596 - Sorry. - Uh-huh. 660 00:39:19,370 --> 00:39:21,973 - Helen. - Frank. 661 00:39:43,527 --> 00:39:46,097 Bob, my boy. 662 00:39:46,164 --> 00:39:49,901 There's an ugly rumor going around.. 663 00:39:49,968 --> 00:39:51,903 ...that you're getting soft. 664 00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:56,540 Me? Getting soft? Oh, that's a disgusting lie. 665 00:39:56,607 --> 00:39:58,542 The magazine seems to be getting better. 666 00:39:58,609 --> 00:40:01,880 There's been nothing terrible in the last two issues. 667 00:40:01,946 --> 00:40:04,415 That's not true, George. 668 00:40:04,482 --> 00:40:07,485 The last two issues have been as lousy as they've ever been. 669 00:40:07,551 --> 00:40:10,121 It's just that the competition seems to be catching up. 670 00:40:10,188 --> 00:40:11,789 - That's what I mean. - Oh. 671 00:40:11,856 --> 00:40:14,625 We've gotta keep getting worse in order to stay ahead. 672 00:40:14,692 --> 00:40:19,363 How are you doing with the new Dr. Brown story? 673 00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:20,631 Oh, fine, fine. 674 00:40:20,698 --> 00:40:24,568 I've already had two sessions with her as a patient. 675 00:40:24,635 --> 00:40:26,404 - Uh-huh. - Mmm-hmm. 676 00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:32,710 Well, you know, the chief wants that story for next month. 677 00:40:32,776 --> 00:40:34,278 Well.. 678 00:40:36,147 --> 00:40:38,950 ...I'm going to need more time than that. 679 00:40:39,017 --> 00:40:40,518 For what? 680 00:40:40,584 --> 00:40:42,320 Make your grab for her. 681 00:40:42,386 --> 00:40:45,156 Let her tell you she's not that kind of a girl. 682 00:40:45,223 --> 00:40:47,791 We can run that story now and let her sue 683 00:40:47,858 --> 00:40:50,228 to prove that she is that kind of a girl. 684 00:40:50,294 --> 00:40:53,531 I'm after more, George, much more. 685 00:40:55,533 --> 00:41:00,638 On this one...I want a Pulitzer Prize. 686 00:41:08,146 --> 00:41:10,114 What have you got on Dr. Brown, now? 687 00:41:10,181 --> 00:41:12,951 I had a very good session with her this morning, George. 688 00:41:13,017 --> 00:41:14,285 Very good. 689 00:41:14,352 --> 00:41:18,923 She thinks that she's my father, you see. 690 00:41:18,990 --> 00:41:20,925 And she wants to help my wife. 691 00:41:20,992 --> 00:41:22,460 - I tell you-- - She what? 692 00:41:22,526 --> 00:41:23,794 It's.. 693 00:41:23,861 --> 00:41:25,063 What? 694 00:41:25,129 --> 00:41:27,365 - Bob. - Yeah? 695 00:41:27,431 --> 00:41:29,367 You're not even married, are you? 696 00:41:29,433 --> 00:41:31,602 No, why? What's that got to do with it? 697 00:41:31,669 --> 00:41:34,205 - Why, this dame's crazy. - What're you talking about? 698 00:41:34,272 --> 00:41:37,175 She thinks she's your father? 699 00:41:37,241 --> 00:41:39,610 Oh, yeah. I guess that does sound a little strange. 700 00:41:39,677 --> 00:41:42,246 I mean, the fact that she thinks she's my father. 701 00:41:42,313 --> 00:41:45,783 But I tell you, coming from Helen, it seems-- 702 00:41:45,849 --> 00:41:47,185 - Helen? - Yeah. 703 00:41:47,251 --> 00:41:49,487 We're on a first name basis, now. 704 00:41:49,553 --> 00:41:53,391 She said some very profound things this morning, George. 705 00:41:53,457 --> 00:41:57,761 - Very profound. - Bob, you are getting soft. 706 00:41:57,828 --> 00:41:59,597 Shh. 707 00:42:01,099 --> 00:42:02,133 Bob. 708 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,135 You wouldn't let the truth 709 00:42:04,202 --> 00:42:06,737 stand in the way of a good story, would ya? 710 00:42:06,804 --> 00:42:12,443 George, you don't have to tell me anything about ethics. 711 00:42:12,510 --> 00:42:14,678 I'll get it. 712 00:42:27,525 --> 00:42:30,128 Incidentally, I've got good news for you, from Dr. Brown. 713 00:42:30,194 --> 00:42:31,462 - Oh, really? - Mmm-hmm. 714 00:42:31,529 --> 00:42:33,731 She said Sylvia should go back to work. 715 00:42:33,797 --> 00:42:37,601 - What's so good about that? - That way she'll keep busy 716 00:42:37,668 --> 00:42:40,038 and it will make her feel needed. 717 00:42:40,104 --> 00:42:42,206 I'm not so sure about that. 718 00:42:42,273 --> 00:42:46,010 You gotta remember, that way she'll be.. 719 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:48,046 ...with you all day long. 720 00:42:48,112 --> 00:42:50,148 And she'll be able to see for herself 721 00:42:50,214 --> 00:42:56,020 that you're not fooling around with any other.. 722 00:42:56,087 --> 00:42:59,223 ...chicks. 723 00:43:02,793 --> 00:43:04,995 Maybe. Maybe. 724 00:43:06,530 --> 00:43:08,699 Suppose she starts talking to me at the office 725 00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:12,070 the way she sometimes talks to me at home? 726 00:43:12,136 --> 00:43:14,638 I'd lose the respect of the entire industry. 727 00:43:14,705 --> 00:43:17,641 'Nah, she wouldn't do that.' 728 00:43:57,815 --> 00:44:02,120 So you see Frank, the whole point is to make Sylvia happy. 729 00:44:02,953 --> 00:44:06,290 Then you'll be happy. 730 00:44:06,357 --> 00:44:09,827 Then Gretchen and I can be happy. 731 00:44:10,994 --> 00:44:12,