Horrible Bosses 2

729 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,420 He thinks he's in an AA meeting. 730 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,740 Getting together with the guys. 731 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,820 Oftentimes, ending up just face down. 732 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,180 Chugging one after the other. Sometimes double-fisted, just: 733 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,020 You know? You know what I'm talking about. 734 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,420 So your sexual addiction, it's homosexual in nature? 735 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,060 My sex addiction? My sex addiction is... 736 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,460 And then what did you say? 737 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:28,020 - You like to fuck guys. - No. My sex addiction is to ladies. 738 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,860 - Oh. - You know. I'm addicted to women. 739 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,107 Boring. 740 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,820 - Oh, fuck, I have to piss. - What? 741 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,220 I have to piss. I'm nervous. I'm sorry. 742 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,700 - Go, go, just pee. - It's gonna make too much noise. 743 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,580 No, no, just dip your dick into the toilet. 744 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,140 - Oh, sit down and do it? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 745 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,060 - It doesn't reach. - What? 746 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,380 It doesn't reach. Should it reach? 747 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,180 I mean, I don't know if it's about "should," but... 748 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,540 - I'll put the seat up. - Yeah, put the seat up... 749 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,620 - ...and just dip your butt in the bowl. - Oh, my God. 750 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,420 There we go. 751 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,540 - Oh, shit, sorry. - It's okay. 752 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,540 - Sorry, I always flush. - It's all right. 753 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,260 Okay, I'm just gonna wash my hands. 754 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,260 No. Why are you gonna wash your hands? 755 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,700 - Why? - I always wash my hands. 756 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,020 - You have gloves on. - Stuff gets under there. 757 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,860 - Fine, just be quiet. Okay, okay. - Let me just wash them. I'll feel better. 758 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,140 Oh, my God, Dale, stop. 759 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:25,180 There's literally no element of sneak in anything you're doing. 760 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,180 - It's gross not to. - I gotta go now too. 761 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,462 - You gotta go? - Yeah. 762 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,740 Do you golf with the other hand...? 763 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,580 - Don't whistle. - I have to. The only way to get this train going. 764 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,260 - Listen... - Why did you flush? 765 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,420 - It just happens. - Why? 766 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,900 - It's a good habit. - Shit. 767 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,860 - What is...? - Shit. She's coming. Hide. 768 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,380 But there was once, though. There was once... 769 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,740 Oh, boy. If this is safe in here, I'd love to shake this out and share it. 770 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,940 Something must've happened. Don't fall on me. 771 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,900 Don't worry. I took a parkour class at the community center. 772 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,780 Oh, he got her to go back. 773 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,540 - I was a boy. - How old were you? 774 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,340 - I don't know. Young. - Fourteen? 775 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,500 I think we were. Two 14-year-old boys at camp... 776 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,460 and not knowing what we're doing... 777 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,460 and just wrestling. 778 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,709 Ooh. Wrestling camp. Fourteen. 779 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,306 Nice. 780 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,420 - Is he telling the truth? - I... I don't know. But, I mean, if he is... 781 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,260 - Good for him, right? - Absolutely. That's great. 782 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,580 - Did you guys wear those tight little onesies? - Singlets? 783 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,340 - Is that what they're called? - That's right. Singlets. 784 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,860 Tight little spandex offering a clear little outline of, say, a circumcised helmet? 785 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,740 - Oh, boy. - Am I getting warm? 786 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,100 Okay, maybe someone else should share. 787 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,340 - No, no, no. Let's go to the unit. - Sorry? 788 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,380 What was the unit like on this little b...? Was it veiny? Smooth? 789 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,940 Little turtleneck? Anteater? 790 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,260 I just... I don't know. Pretty normal. 791 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,5...