The Lego Movie

And not everybody can fit on my one couch... 749 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,064 ...and I thought to myself: 750 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,066 "What if there was such a thing as a bunk bed... 751 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,442 ...but as a couch?" 752 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,987 Introducing the double-decker couch. 753 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:24,073 So everyone could watch TV together and be buddies! 754 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:26,951 That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 755 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:29,537 Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this. 756 00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:32,623 That idea is just the worst. 757 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:34,583 There must be something around here... 758 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,002 ...that proves his potential. 759 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,671 If The Man Upstairs chose him to be The Special... 760 00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:40,047 ...there must be a reason. 761 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:41,549 EMMET: Who's The Man Upstairs? - See? 762 00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:43,300 He doesn't even know about The Man Upstairs. 763 00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:44,927 EMMET: Does he have, like, super-gross hands... 764 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,138 ...that look like they're made out of big pink sausages? 765 00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:49,390 Like eagle talons mixed with squid? 766 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,184 Wait. You've seen the...? 767 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:53,644 EMMET: Whoa! 768 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,730 That's what I was just thinking about. 769 00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:56,647 How did you...? 770 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,024 I had this weird dream when I touched the Piece. 771 00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:00,276 Well, I mean, I wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really a dream. 772 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,570 Emmet, you had a vision. 773 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:03,612 I did? 774 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,322 Master Builders spend years... 775 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:07,366 ...training themselves to clear their minds enough... 776 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,870 ...to have even a fleeting glimpse of The Man Upstairs... 777 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,790 ...and yet, your mind is already so prodigiously empty... 778 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,044 ...that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place. 779 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:19,378 With proper training... 780 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:22,048 ...you could become a great Master Builder. 781 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,215 I could? 782 00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:25,718 VITRUVIUS: The prophecy chose you, Emmet. 783 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,928 But I can't do any of the stuff... 784 00:31:28,179 --> 00:31:29,930 ...that the prophecy says I'm supposed to do. 785 00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:33,768 All you have to do is to believe. 786 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:34,685 Then... 787 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,605 ...you will see everything. 788 00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:39,857 Are you ready, my son? 789 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:44,653 Yes, I am. 790 00:31:45,488 --> 00:31:46,739 I think. 791 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:48,783 Then we haven't a moment to lose. 792 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:50,493 We must assemble... 793 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,495 ...the Master Builders. 794 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,164 Do you think Zeppelins are a bad investment? 795 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,041 [DOOR OPENS] 796 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:09,845 Any of you fellas seen this guy? 797 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,808 SHERIFF: Wait a minute, partner. 798 00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,726 Draw a cowboy hat on him. 799 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,360 These mechanical birds will get our message out. 800 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,112 They will go to an Internet café... 801 00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:27,863 ...and e-mail the remaining Master Builders... 802 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:31,158 ...who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckooland. 803 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,994 Cuckooland? Wait. What happened to that whole training part? 804 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:35,830 Don't worry, Emmet. 805 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,748 Your training begins now. 806 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:38,999 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 807 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,042 SHERIFF: Piano man... 808 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,043 ...open up. 809 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,753 Your training begins later! 810 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:45,965 On three. 811 00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:46,966 One... 812 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,427 [GRUNTING] 813 00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,392 - Whew. I think we're in the clear. BAD COP: Freeze, turkeys. 814 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,353 All I want is the Piece of Resistance. 815 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,689 We would rather he died than give it to you. 816 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:04,233 I would not rather he died. 817 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,403 Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it... 818 00...