Roxanne is a Comedy, Romance film released in 1987.
6 subtitle releases available in English. 2 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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00:35:52,158 --> 00:35:54,058
I am not.
552
00:35:54,126 --> 00:35:56,060
You like her, don't you?
553
00:35:57,663 --> 00:35:59,858
What's not to like?
554
00:35:59,932 --> 00:36:03,197
Why don't you ask her out?
- No. Couldn't possibly fit her in.
555
00:36:03,269 --> 00:36:05,237
I've got a 3:00, I've got a 5:00...
556
00:36:05,304 --> 00:36:08,501
and the women are just lined up,
mostly because of the old saying.
557
00:36:08,574 --> 00:36:12,203
What old saying?
- The old saying about a man's nose.
558
00:36:12,278 --> 00:36:15,805
You know, relating to the size of his...
- Of his what?
559
00:36:15,881 --> 00:36:18,042
Everybody knows this.
- Come on.
560
00:36:18,117 --> 00:36:21,985
Hey, Sophie? You know the old saying about a man's nose?
561
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:25,990
Oh, you mean how the size of a man's
nose relates to the size of his...
562
00:36:27,493 --> 00:36:30,121
Oh, my God!
563
00:36:30,196 --> 00:36:32,130
I love doing that to them.
564
00:36:32,198 --> 00:36:34,291
Your tea, sir.
- Thank you.
565
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:36,800
And picks.
- Thanks, Bernie.
566
00:36:38,137 --> 00:36:40,571
So, why don't you ask her out?
567
00:36:41,941 --> 00:36:44,019
You know, sometimes I walk around this town at night...
568
00:36:44,043 --> 00:36:46,568
and I see couples walking along holding hands...
569
00:36:46,645 --> 00:36:49,876
I look at them and I think, "Hey, why not me?"
570
00:36:49,949 --> 00:36:53,180
And then I catch my shadow on the wall.
571
00:36:55,187 --> 00:36:57,951
Why don't you just get that nose job?
572
00:36:58,023 --> 00:37:00,014
I did.
- Charlie!
573
00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,856
No. It's the word, "rhinoplasty."
574
00:37:02,928 --> 00:37:05,522
It's so unpleasant. It ranks up there with "hemorrhoid."
575
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:09,227
Those are just two words you
really don't want to get involved in.
576
00:37:09,301 --> 00:37:12,634
What about a little cosmetics? You know, some shading.
577
00:37:12,705 --> 00:37:16,903
Along the sides and down the slope,
a little bit on the end.
578
00:37:16,976 --> 00:37:19,103
It really helps.
- It's not me.
579
00:37:19,178 --> 00:37:21,544
I can't wear makeup.
- Hi.
580
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:24,242
You should have stayed last night.
- Sorry I pooped out.
581
00:37:24,316 --> 00:37:26,250
And you were great.
- I was okay.
582
00:37:26,318 --> 00:37:28,115
We were impressed.
- You were terrific.
583
00:37:28,187 --> 00:37:30,621
Especially Roxanne. She went on and on about you.
584
00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:32,247
She did?
585
00:37:32,324 --> 00:37:35,851
And I think she's fallen in love,
but she doesn't know it yet.
586
00:37:35,928 --> 00:37:37,520
See ya.
587
00:37:40,966 --> 00:37:44,094
What does she mean, she thinks she's fallen in love?
588
00:37:44,170 --> 00:37:46,695
Well, it has been known to happen.
589
00:38:03,722 --> 00:38:05,713
C.D., this is Chris McConnell.
590
00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:07,725
It's a real pleasure meeting you.
591
00:38:07,793 --> 00:38:11,854
Sorry we've been missing each other.
592
00:38:11,931 --> 00:38:13,956
Are you all right?
593
00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:18,026
I know you've met the guys.
594
00:38:18,103 --> 00:38:20,799
How's your room?
595
00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:38,489
It's hypnotic, isn't it?
596
00:38:40,059 --> 00:38:41,720
It's huge.
597
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,721
It's enormous.
598
00:38:45,798 --> 00:38:47,595
It's gigantic!
599
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:51,029
They said it was big, but I didn't...
600
00:38:51,103 --> 00:38:53,765
expect it to be big!
601
00:38:59,478 --> 00:39:01,412
Wanna shoot some pool?
602
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,074
Come on, rack 'em up. We'll play a game.
603
00:39:06,285 --> 00:39:08,549
Aren't you gonna kill me? The guys said that...
604
00:39:08,621 --> 00:39:10,851
Ordinarily, yeah, but not today.
605
00:39:11,824 --> 00:39:13,086
Why not?
606
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:17,361
Because yesterday she didn't.
607
00:39:17,429 --> 00:39:19,954
But today...
608
00:39:20,032 --> 00:39:21,590
she does.
609
00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:33,067
Finally got a sense of humor about your nose, huh?
610
00:39:39,351 --> 00:39:40,943
Rack 'em up.
611
00:39:42,821 --> 00:39:44,413
OK, turn on the hose.
612
00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:47,152
The secret to moving a hose is in the rhythm.
613
00:39:48,227 --> 00:39:50,218
To the left.
614
00:39:50,296 --> 00:39:54,164
One and two and three.
615
00:39:54,233 --> 00:39:55,666
To the right.
616
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,033
Now forward.
617
00:40:03,175 --> 00:40:05,109
Now back.
- Back?
618
00:40:06,845 --> 00:40:09,040
I can't stand this!
619
00:40:11,317 --> 00:40:12,750
He's dancing!
620
00:40:12,818 --> 00:40:15,946
Go.
- Let's show the chief what we got.
621
00:40:26,565 --> 00:40:29,090
Turn it off! What are you...
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