The Grass Is Greener

Better take you out and get you a collar and a leash. 835 00:38:59,307 --> 00:38:59,964 Oh. 836 00:39:01,413 --> 00:39:03,840 I wonder if I ever would have phoned you. 837 00:39:05,667 --> 00:39:06,922 Now I'll never know. Will I? 838 00:39:09,552 --> 00:39:12,947 Well, if you hadn't behaved like an amateur detective, you would've found out. 839 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,164 You know, I think we ought to go. 840 00:39:20,118 --> 00:39:21,332 May I have the bill please? 841 00:39:29,641 --> 00:39:30,622 Will you marry me? 842 00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:34,182 No. 843 00:39:35,763 --> 00:39:36,827 Will you have dinner with me? 844 00:39:39,865 --> 00:39:40,670 Yes. 845 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,025 Oh! What a happy day. 846 00:39:50,353 --> 00:39:51,375 Thank you, Charles. 847 00:39:51,495 --> 00:39:52,603 And what shall we do tomorrow? 848 00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:54,621 Well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 849 00:39:55,016 --> 00:39:57,362 Well, we've been surrounded by people all day long. 850 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,949 Let's try to avoid them from now on. 851 00:41:07,975 --> 00:41:11,807 Tell Mrs. Bankshop that if she ever gives me mushrooms to eat again, out she goes. 852 00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:12,855 Oh, very good, my lord. 853 00:41:12,975 --> 00:41:16,758 Dreadful things. I scrubbed my hands all night and couldn't get rid of the smell. 854 00:41:16,878 --> 00:41:18,961 Even her ladyship wears gloves, my lord. 855 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,850 Will she be returning this evening? 856 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:25,026 I don't think so, Sellers. I'll just dine on the tray. 857 00:41:27,094 --> 00:41:29,137 Oh, that's such a maddening bird. 858 00:41:29,257 --> 00:41:31,291 It's a popular expression, isn't it, my lord? 859 00:41:31,512 --> 00:41:32,865 He's gone cuckoo. 860 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,260 Who's gone cuckoo? 861 00:41:35,545 --> 00:41:36,723 Well, no one, my lord. 862 00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:38,279 You said it was a maddening bird. 863 00:41:38,399 --> 00:41:40,166 And I mentioned that's how the expression originated. 864 00:41:40,286 --> 00:41:41,118 Oh, I see. 865 00:41:41,652 --> 00:41:44,763 His call always sounds to me like a sort of kreed-a-kur, my lord. 866 00:41:44,883 --> 00:41:45,982 Kreed-a-kur? 867 00:41:46,102 --> 00:41:46,861 Is that from your novel? 868 00:41:46,981 --> 00:41:48,010 We all applaud to him so much because he gives such a wonderful welcome when he first arrives. 869 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:50,256 because he gives such a wonderful welcome when he first arrives, 870 00:41:50,376 --> 00:41:53,121 articles about him and letters in the newspapers and so on. 871 00:41:53,241 --> 00:41:54,820 But from then on, everybody simply hates him. 872 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:55,922 No, I don't blame them. 873 00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:59,261 Having a failure after a good press must be very discouraging. 874 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:02,737 Ooh, perhaps I'm looking at it more from a novelist's point of view, my lord. 875 00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:06,612 That's the latter. Now, I want a drink and a bath. 876 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,858 How's the time? Are you alright for the train? 877 00:42:08,978 --> 00:42:10,017 Nearly a quarter to six. 878 00:42:10,137 --> 00:42:12,589 Better hurry and get yourself a glass, too, for you on the way back. 879 00:42:12,709 --> 00:42:14,712 Take it out of the mushroom account. 880 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:38,852 Hello, Hattie. What are you doing here? 881 00:42:38,972 --> 00:42:40,454 Hello, darling. How are you? 882 00:42:40,574 --> 00:42:41,784 Splendid, thanks. How are you? 883 00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:42,823 Never better. 884 00:42:42,943 --> 00:42:44,102 Pleased to see me? 885 00:42:44,222 --> 00:42:45,124 Not very. 886 00:42:45,244 --> 00:42:46,880 Surprised to see me? 887 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:47,937 Not very. 888 00:42:48,057 --> 00:42:48,653 Oh. 889 00:42:48,773 --> 00:42:51,030 And I payed half a crown to come in halfway specially. 890 00:42:51,150 --> 00:42:51,768 No you didn't. 891 00:42:51,888 --> 00:42:53,641 I call it a swindle. What do you mean I didn't? 892 00:42:53,761 --> 00:42:54,528 You came in that way 893 00:42:54,648 --> 00:42:57,651 because you knew that just about a week ago today someone else came in that way, 894 00:42:57,771 --> 00:42:59,950 and you thought what fun it would be to do the same. 895 00:43:00,070 --> 00:43:02,566 Darling, I love you more and more everytime I see you. 896 00:43:02,686 --> 00:43:03,166 Oh that's good. 897 00:43:03,286 --> 00:43:04,548 But you're only half right. 898 00:43:04,786 --> 00:43:06,349 If I come in the normal way you... 899 00:43:06,469 --> 00:43:09,540 would have told Sellers to say that you had gone out or abroad or something. 900 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:10,200 That's right. 9