The End of the Affair

00:35:47,473 --> 00:35:49,941 - Where? - ln the bedroom, sir. 393 00:35:50,009 --> 00:35:53,001 The male party then closed the door, and my boy made his exit. 394 00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:56,310 The implications, and I think you would agree, is that... 395 00:35:56,382 --> 00:35:58,680 intimacy was... 396 00:35:59,619 --> 00:36:01,177 imminent. 397 00:36:01,254 --> 00:36:03,415 lndeed. Who is he? 398 00:36:03,489 --> 00:36:05,821 Here, sir, is where progress was definitely made. 399 00:36:06,626 --> 00:36:09,925 As my boy left, he glanced at the appointment book in the front hallway. 400 00:36:09,996 --> 00:36:14,433 The party in question had a dental appointment at 3..30 the following day. 401 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,968 ln fact, she visited at 3:30... 402 00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:21,200 a premises on 65 Cedar Road where no dentist sign was in evidence. 403 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:42,987 A Mr. Smythe owns the premises, sir. 404 00:36:43,062 --> 00:36:45,895 Smythe, with a ''Y''? 405 00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:49,128 Yes, sir. S-M-Y-T-H-E. 406 00:36:50,236 --> 00:36:52,500 And... 407 00:36:52,571 --> 00:36:54,004 no-- 408 00:36:55,775 --> 00:36:59,643 Though we have no evidence of intimacy... 409 00:36:59,712 --> 00:37:01,771 the implication is clearly there. 410 00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:03,781 How is it there? 411 00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:05,908 Why the fictitious dental appointment, sir? 412 00:37:08,854 --> 00:37:10,481 Exhibit '' B.'' 413 00:37:10,556 --> 00:37:12,490 My boy took that. 414 00:37:14,593 --> 00:37:17,528 The party in question emerged two hours later. 415 00:37:17,596 --> 00:37:20,861 Passage of time being amply sufficient for... 416 00:37:20,933 --> 00:37:22,594 intimacy to have taken place. 417 00:37:23,669 --> 00:37:26,160 The courts generally demand at least an hour, sir. 418 00:37:27,306 --> 00:37:30,935 Now, my boy would have provided us with photos of her reemergence... 419 00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:33,945 but for the unfortunate occurrence of him... 420 00:37:34,013 --> 00:37:35,446 falling asleep. 421 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,211 Luckily, sir, the party in question... 422 00:37:43,289 --> 00:37:45,757 mistook him for an abandoned urchin... 423 00:37:45,825 --> 00:37:47,816 woke him up and led him to the nearest tube station... 424 00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:51,056 so that the time of reemergence is definitely established... 425 00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:54,861 as was an acquaintance which may have its uses in the future, for all we know. 426 00:37:55,835 --> 00:37:58,770 So should I walk in and confront him like an injured husband? 427 00:37:58,838 --> 00:38:02,433 I'm against it, sir. lt complicates things in the courts. 428 00:38:02,508 --> 00:38:04,442 This will never reach court. 429 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:07,638 - An amicable settlement then. - There's lack of interest. 430 00:38:07,713 --> 00:38:11,080 One can hardly make a fuss about a man called Smythe. 431 00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:14,051 I'd just like to see him, that's all. 432 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,453 Well, perhaps Lance can oblige us next time with a frontal. 433 00:38:17,523 --> 00:38:19,457 - Lance? - My boy. 434 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:22,318 Called after Lancelot, the Round Table. 435 00:38:22,395 --> 00:38:24,863 He found the Holy Grail. 436 00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:28,559 That was Galahad. Lancelot was found in bed with Guinevere. 437 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,204 I hadn't heard. 438 00:38:46,619 --> 00:38:49,986 I have to say, sir, I would advise against it. 439 00:38:50,056 --> 00:38:54,652 I'd just like to see what a man called Smythe looks like. 440 00:38:54,727 --> 00:38:57,719 Will you lend me your boy? 441 00:38:57,797 --> 00:39:01,631 Well, if you'll assure me there'll be nothing unpleasant. 442 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:05,534 Sarah isn't there. This scene will have a universal certificate. 443 00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:07,538 Come with me, young Lancelot. 444 00:39:08,874 --> 00:39:11,104 Go on, Lance. 445 00:39:11,177 --> 00:39:13,475 No need to worry. 446 00:39:13,546 --> 00:39:15,741 Now, you're feeling ill, remember? 447 00:39:15,815 --> 00:39:18,579 - How ill, sir? - Ill enough to faint. 448 00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:20,585 Can you act that? 449 00:39:20,653 --> 00:39:22,951 If I hold my breath and go all pale, sir. 450 00:39:23,022 --> 00:39:24,455 Good. 451 00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:37,365 Excuse me, but does a Dr. Wilson live here? 452 00:39:37,436 --> 00:39:39,597 - No, I'm afraid he doesn't. - Oh, dear. 453 00:39:39,672 --> 00:39:42,800 See, I was given this address, and my boy's quite ill. 454 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:45,105 We've traveled all this-- You all right? 455 00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:47,611 - You better come in. - Would you mind? I'm sorry. 456 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,012 I think he need