Biloxi Blues

A-minus. Ohhh! 631 00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:21,977 A-minus? You're sick, Jerome. 632 00:34:22,177 --> 00:34:23,912 You give the highest score to the guy who humps 633 00:34:24,112 --> 00:34:25,914 the mother of the British empire? 634 00:34:26,114 --> 00:34:26,849 So, I'm winnin', right? 635 00:34:27,049 --> 00:34:28,350 Not yet, there's two more to go. 636 00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:31,920 Epstein's next. I want to hear what his last week on earth would be like. 637 00:34:33,421 --> 00:34:35,924 Probably wants to take an English exam at city college. 638 00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:37,960 Hurry up, they're blowin' retreat. 639 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,029 Come on, Arnold, it's your last week on earth. 640 00:34:41,229 --> 00:34:42,747 What's your secret desire? 641 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:44,266 I don't want to say it. 642 00:34:44,466 --> 00:34:46,401 If I say it, it might not come true. 643 00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:48,336 I know, I know... he wants to pass gas. 644 00:34:48,536 --> 00:34:50,472 He wants to bend over and blow up the whole world. 645 00:34:51,606 --> 00:34:53,976 Will you give him a chance. He has one. 646 00:34:54,642 --> 00:34:56,779 What is it, Arnold? 647 00:34:56,979 --> 00:34:59,481 What's the last thing you want to do on this earth? 648 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:05,120 I would like to make Sergeant Merwin J. Toomey... 649 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:08,523 do 200 push-ups in front of this platoon. 650 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:12,094 That's good. 651 00:35:13,095 --> 00:35:14,963 I hate to admit it, but it's good. 652 00:35:15,163 --> 00:35:17,399 It's all right. 500 would have been better. 653 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:20,235 I think it's terrific. A-plus. 654 00:35:20,435 --> 00:35:22,637 Oooh! A-plus? You're crazy... now you can't win. 655 00:35:22,837 --> 00:35:24,472 I could still tie him. 656 00:35:24,672 --> 00:35:27,509 But if it's a tie, all bets are off, nobody wins. 657 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,711 Fair enough. Somebody else has to judge me. 658 00:35:29,911 --> 00:35:31,479 Wykowski, pick a judge. 659 00:35:32,647 --> 00:35:34,016 Okay, sure. I pick Selridge. 660 00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,517 I love it. 661 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,419 No matter what crap he says, he gets an A-plus. 662 00:35:37,619 --> 00:35:39,054 Your money is safe, boys. 663 00:35:39,254 --> 00:35:42,157 Retreat means lights out, goddamn it! 664 00:35:43,591 --> 00:35:46,694 I never had men do push-ups in bed before. 665 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,496 I could start tonight. 666 00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:57,139 Come on, Jerome, let's hear yours. 667 00:35:57,339 --> 00:35:58,440 All right. 668 00:36:02,610 --> 00:36:03,678 Okay. 669 00:36:04,712 --> 00:36:06,581 I always wanted to get mine 670 00:36:06,781 --> 00:36:10,552 by wiping out an entire battalion of Japanese marines. 671 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,088 Forget the medals. What do you do with your last week on earth? 672 00:36:15,123 --> 00:36:17,492 I would lose my virginity, 673 00:36:17,692 --> 00:36:20,195 win the Pulitzer Prize for Literature... 674 00:36:22,164 --> 00:36:24,599 and fall in love with the perfect girl. 675 00:36:24,799 --> 00:36:26,268 Why don't you score the winning touchdown 676 00:36:26,468 --> 00:36:27,602 for Notre Dame while you're at it? 677 00:36:27,802 --> 00:36:29,571 Give him a score, Roy, so's we can take our money back. 678 00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:31,673 I give him a C-minus. 679 00:36:32,574 --> 00:36:33,708 What? 680 00:36:33,908 --> 00:36:36,644 Hey, I'm not gonna let him beat me with that pissy story. 681 00:36:36,844 --> 00:36:38,380 I came up with something hot. 682 00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:40,064 I'm not giving him an A-plus for falling in love. 683 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,749 Why doesn't he go home and visit Hennessey's family? 684 00:36:42,684 --> 00:36:45,520 Jesus, you're a moron! 685 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:49,091 Go look in the latrine and see if you dropped your brain! 686 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:51,559 Come on, Arnold. Arnold, you win. It's your money. 687 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:55,463 Oh, man, it never fails. 688 00:36:55,663 --> 00:36:57,849 It's always the Jews who end up with the money, right, Roy? 689 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,235 I don't know, I never met a Jew before the Army. 690 00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:02,637 Oh, they're easy to spot. There's one. 691 00:37:04,272 --> 00:37:06,408 There's another one. 692 00:37:06,608 --> 00:37:08,243 They're the ones who slide the bacon under their toast 693 00:37:08,443 --> 00:37:10,578 so no one sees them eat it, right, Jerome? 694 00:37:10,778 --> 00:37:14,082 I'm not going to take that Jew crap from you any more, Wykowski. 695 00:37:14,282 --> 00:37:15,617 I know you could probably beat the hell out of me, 696 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,652 but I'm not going to take it anymore. 697 00:37:17,852 --> 00:37:21,089 Sure you will. You're gonna take any shit from me, okay? 698 00:37:21,289 --> 00:37:22,357 Shh. 699 00:37:22,557 --> 00:37:24,126 Let's see how tough you are. 700 00:37:24