Stalag 17

Harry, where are you? I can't see you. 607 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:31,638 I'm blind, Harry. 608 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,557 Harry. Harry, I'm blind. 609 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,351 Blind? 610 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,812 How stupid can you get, Animal? 611 00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:51,574 The Kkiller-diller, of course, the real bonanza.. 612 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:54,452 Was when Sefton put up the observatory. 613 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,121 He scrounged himself some high-powered Kraut lenses... 614 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,541 and a magnifying mirror and got Ronnie Bigelow from Barracks 2... 615 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,836 to put the whole shebang together for a pound of coffee. 616 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,422 On a clear day, you could have seen the Swiss Alps. 617 00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,800 Only who wanted to see the Swiss Alps? 618 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:12,345 It was about a mile away, that Russian delousing shack... 619 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,389 but we were right on top of it. 620 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,850 It cost you a cigarette or a half-a-bar of chocolate a peek. 621 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,061 You couldn't catch much through that steam... 622 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:22,981 but believe you me, after two years in that camp... 623 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:27,819 just the idea of what was behind that window sure spruced up your voltage. 624 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:33,408 Let's go. Twenty seconds to a customer. 625 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,086 Hey, Sefton, what's snarling up the traffic? 626 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,630 By the time we get to look, they'll be old hags. 627 00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:49,257 Simmer down, boys, simmer down. 628 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:52,802 There'll be a second show when they put the next batch through. 629 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,732 Hey, Sefton. 630 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,901 What's the big idea? Take that telescope out of here. 631 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,361 - Says who? - Says me. 632 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,364 You take it out. Only you're gonna have a riot on your hands. 633 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,743 Every time the men get packages, you think up some angle to rob them. 634 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,245 The Krauts find that, they'll throw us in the boob. 635 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,664 They know about that. I'd worry about that radio. 636 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:24,083 They know about your distillery and the races. 637 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,001 That's right. 638 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:27,503 Just what makes you and them Krauts so buddy-buddy? 639 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,213 Ask Security. 640 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,133 Go on. Tell him. You've got me shadowed every minute. 641 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,843 - Haven't you found out? - Not yet. 642 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,137 Answer. How do you rate all these privileges? 643 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,389 I grease the guards. I give them 10 percent. 644 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,141 And maybe a little something else. 645 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,435 - What? - Maybe a little information. 646 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:43,352 Break it off! 647 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,730 How much do we have to take from this crud? 648 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,192 There'll be no vigilante stuff. Not while I'm barracks chief. 649 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,402 Hey, look at them! 650 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,988 - Those crazy jerks! They won't get away with it! 651 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,406 The Krauts'll shoot them! 652 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,033 It's Harry and the Animal! 653 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,619 They're trying to sneak into the Russian compound! 654 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:23,184 They're past the 50-yard line. 655 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:26,187 - It's a quarterback sneak. - Look at them go! 656 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:44,622 Those idiots will paint themselves right into their graves. 657 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:59,887 Get a load of them. 658 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:02,723 Hello, bublichki. How are you all? 659 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,071 Hey! Hey, the brick Kremlin! 660 00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:19,615 Hey, Olga Volga, wait for me. 661 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,576 Hey, Animal. 662 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,579 The window. 663 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,271 Hmm. 664 00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:23,387 So life sort of drifted back to normal in Stalag 17. 665 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:27,683 It was a couple of days before Christmas and everything seemed quiet enough. 666 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:31,896 But underneath it all, we knew we were sitting on a barrel of dynamite... 667 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:36,442 and that the stoolie, whoever he was, was ready to strike again at any second. 668 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,819 At ease. At ease. At ease. 669 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:42,698 All right...