The Secret of Santa Vittoria

- Come in, Bombolini. - Thank you. Thank you. 500 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:27,788 Have you... 501 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:31,792 Have you heard about our terrible crisis? 502 00:45:34,164 --> 00:45:35,825 Give your wine to the Germans. 503 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:39,596 By the time they drink it up, the war will be over. 504 00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:43,538 <i>Contessa,</i> without our wine we are nothing. 505 00:45:43,607 --> 00:45:47,099 Tufa, you understand that. You worked on the vines 506 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:50,010 since you were this high, like the rest of us. 507 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,014 Excuse me. I thought maybe... 508 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:55,984 Maybe you might have an idea. 509 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,188 There's only one place in Santa Vittoria where it's 510 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,990 mathematically possible to hide one million bottles. 511 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:10,059 Mathematically. If only I had a mind like his! 512 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:12,863 Mathematically. 513 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,302 Take the wine out of the cooperative 514 00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:18,266 and put it down in the old Roman cave. 515 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:22,976 That's a wonderful idea, except we already thought of it, 516 00:46:23,046 --> 00:46:25,879 so maybe it's not such a wonderful idea, 517 00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:27,246 because if we thought of the Roman cave, 518 00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:28,784 and you thought of the Roman cave, 519 00:46:28,852 --> 00:46:33,380 so will the Germans think of the Roman cave. 520 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:36,254 You can hide the wine in the Roman cave in such a way 521 00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:39,386 that all the Germans will see is an empty cave. 522 00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:49,364 Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 523 00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,267 - But I haven't told you yet. - It doesn't matter! 524 00:46:53,343 --> 00:46:55,811 Prayers are never wasted. 525 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:04,485 Now, we all know the cave is useless, so we won't use the cave. 526 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:05,579 The cave is useless. 527 00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,722 So we won't use the cave. 528 00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:13,957 - Then what the hell are we doing here? - We will use the tunnels instead. 529 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:15,464 You are crazy, Italo. 530 00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:16,658 Look at the room in there. 531 00:47:16,733 --> 00:47:20,464 There's enough room for all the wine in Italy. And there are four of them. 532 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:21,765 Four of them! 533 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:28,244 So, my friends, I follow the advice of my master, Niccol� Machiavelli. 534 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:31,645 "Things are never what they seem." 535 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:36,082 We will brick up the tunnels as if they never existed. 536 00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:39,316 So when the Germans come marching in they will see exactly what there is, 537 00:47:39,389 --> 00:47:42,187 an empty Roman cave. 538 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:47,528 Huh? Huh? Huh? 539 00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:50,699 The clown is right. 540 00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:52,758 (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) 541 00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:54,531 Our wine is saved. 542 00:47:54,972 --> 00:47:57,497 Do you hear that, you miserable Germans? 543 00:47:57,574 --> 00:48:01,066 Our wine, the blood of our labor, 544 00:48:01,144 --> 00:48:07,447 is saved! Saved! Saved! 545 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:12,778 (CROWD CLAMORING) 546 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:19,162 - Pull that wagon! - Pull that wagon! 547 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:22,756 - Get the wagons out of there! - Get those wagons out... 548 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,737 Stop the fighting, you bastards! 549 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,100 - Those mules! - Those mules! 550 00:49:01,171 --> 00:49:03,901 - Move those mules! - Move those mules! 551 00:49:03,974 --> 00:49:05,669 - Shut up! - Shut up! 552 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:10,747 Hey, you! Tell the Mayor of the free city of Santa Vittoria 553 00:49:10,814 --> 00:49:15,751 that it's no good. It won't work. It's impossible! 554 00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:19,414 - What do you know? - You'd better think of something else. 555 00:49:21,491 --> 00:49:23,482 Bombolini. Bombolini. 556 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,926 Stop them! No more bottles! 557 00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:28,590 Get all the animals out of here, and tell the people to go home. 558 00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:29,723 Tell them to go home? 559 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:34,965 All of them, the people, the animals, the wagons. Tell them to go home. 560 00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:38,769 - What do you mean, everything... - Bombolini, this won't work. 561 00:49:43,447 --> 00:49:45,108 This won't work. 562 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:10,633 All right, Bombolini, 563 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:13,642 you can start them going. 564 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:21,347 -