The Big Lebowski

The Uzi. Uzi. 593 00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:24,182 You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? 594 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,893 Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! 595 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,269 Walter! 596 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,795 We have it! 597 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,381 We have it! 598 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,424 We have it! 599 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,982 Fuck it, Dude. 600 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,651 Let's go bowling. 601 00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:58,443 Aitz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say. 602 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,319 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 603 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:03,489 What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? 604 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,700 Oh, him. 605 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,786 I don't know. What exactly is the problem? 606 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,705 The problem is... 607 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,749 What do you mean, what's the... 608 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,376 There was no... 609 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:17,795 We didn't... 610 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,090 They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! 611 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:23,009 What the fuck are you talking about? 612 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:25,636 The poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself. 613 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,013 Come on, Dude. You said so yourself. 614 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,390 Man, I said I thought she kidnapped herself. 615 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,975 You're the one who's so fucking certain. 616 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,603 That's right, Dude. 100% certain. 617 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,396 They posted the next round for the tournament. 618 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,731 Donny, shut the fuck... 619 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,816 - When do we play? - This Saturday. Quintana and... 620 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,651 Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule. 621 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,070 Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski? 622 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,491 I told that fuck down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling? 623 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,117 - Walter! - Burkhalter. 624 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:51,162 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos! 625 00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:52,538 Walter! They already posted it. 626 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,207 Well, they can fucking un-post it! 627 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:57,585 Who gives a shit? They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! 628 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,962 What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Come on, Dude. 629 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:03,049 Eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back. 630 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,675 How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? 631 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:05,885 I'm shomer shabbos. 632 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,929 What's that, Walter? Yeah, and in the meantime, 633 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,430 what do I tell Lebowski? 634 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,849 Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. 635 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,393 That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, 636 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:15,978 I don't fucking ride in a car, 637 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,897 I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven 638 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,107 and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! 639 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,109 Sheesh. 640 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,736 Shomer shabbos! 641 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:28,324 - Walter, how am I gonna... - Shomer fucking shabbos! 642 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:31,702 Oh, fuck! That's it. I'm out of here. Oh, come on, Dude. 643 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,623 Dude! Dude! 644 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,210 You just tell him... 645 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:41,671 Tell him we made the drop and everything went, you know... 646 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:42,797 Oh, yeah. How'd it go? 647 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,757 Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up. 648 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,218 Walter, we didn't make the fucking hand-off, man! 649 00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:49,387 They didn't get the fucking money! 650 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:50,680 And they're gonna... They're gonna... 651 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,348 They're gonna kill that poor woman. 652 00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:55,101 They're gonna kill that poor woman! 653 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,644 Walter, if you can't ride in a car, 654 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,104 then how do you get around on shabbos? 655 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,231 Really, Dude, you surprise me. 656 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:01,607 They're not gonna kill shit. 657 00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:02,817 They're not gonna do shit. 658 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,527 What can they do to her? Bunch of fucking amateurs. 659 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:06,445 And meanwhile, look at the bot