Gigi

612 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:24,325 One can't be a Don Juan to one's valet, can one? 613 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:28,162 I only keep him to prevent him from talking to others. 614 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,748 Oh, come, Gaston, cheer up. 615 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,668 Cheer up? I couldn't be in better spirits. 616 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:37,421 Good. I'm delighted the deadly affair is over. 617 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,841 The woman was common. Plainly and unmistakably common... 618 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,011 ...from her painted toenails to the top of her bleached head. 619 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,889 I'm glad to be rid of her. What do we do today? 620 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,100 What do we do? 621 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,853 We're going to Honfleur, naturally. 622 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:55,606 Are you mad? I never want to see her again. 623 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,524 Of course you don't. 624 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,694 But you're not going to let a woman have the last word. 625 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,696 Where is your sense of honor? 626 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,615 Your male patriotism? 627 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:05,866 Nonsense. 628 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:09,536 Listen to your uncle, Monsieur Gaston. He's an old campaigner. 629 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,121 How would you end it? 630 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,207 I'll write her a note. 631 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:19,171 There is no way of writing it without it reeking of wounded pride. 632 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,215 Victor Hugo couldn't pull it off. 633 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,884 Then I'll telephone her. 634 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:25,636 And what will you say? 635 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:29,890 "Liane, you deceived me with a skating instructor. 636 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,059 I never want to see you again." 637 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,813 You'll sound like a jealous schoolboy. 638 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,940 That's impossible. 639 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:39,817 That's true. 640 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,903 That's true. What do I do? 641 00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,531 You go to Honfleur and throw her out like a man. 642 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,992 Oh, no, no, no. That's a bore. 643 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,411 A bore? Not at all. 644 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,079 It's pride. 645 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,581 Just imagine your chagrin 646 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,500 When she sees you wander in 647 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,919 And you find her With that slippery señor 648 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,296 What a moment supreme 649 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,132 When she totters with a scream 650 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,633 -What will she do? -Scream. 651 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,468 -What did yours do? -Scream. 652 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,554 -What do they all do? -Scream. 653 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,264 It's a bore 654 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:11,932 But think of the bliss 655 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,600 Of the pleasure you would miss 656 00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,477 When she topples in a heap 657 00:39:15,729 --> 00:39:18,480 And you leave her there to weep On the floor 658 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,315 It's a bore 659 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,359 You must catch her if you can 660 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,028 For the dignity of man 661 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:25,946 Take advantage of the chance 662 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,574 You owe it, sir, to France This is war! 663 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:30,534 All right 664 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,453 But it's a bore 665 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,971 Turn it around and leave it there. 666 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:08,489 Gaston! 667 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,159 They are there. 668 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,508 Terrible-looking rodent, isn't he? 669 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,718 Terrible, but typical. 670 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,096 Those chaps all look alike. 671 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,891 She looks older in the daylight. 672 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:39,394 Much older. I don't envy him. 673 00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:40,729 Neither do I. 674 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:44,691 She never kissed me like that. 675 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,027 -How is she kissing him? -Wholeheartedly. 676 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:48,278 What do you expect? 677 00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:51,198 You're legitimate. He's forbidden fruit. 678 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,866 When do we make our move? 679 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,159 Wait, wait. 680 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,541 Come on. 681 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,844 Monsieur Lachaille, what a surprise. I am honored. 682 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,303 Don't be. Come on, get up! 683 00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:16,431 Wait, wait! You are making a mistake. 684 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:20,060 It was just a coincidence, my meeting madame here.