The Sunshine Boys

and I'm gonna take him to court! 612 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:35,352 Ten to twenty years for a spit in the face! 613 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:38,897 Tell him! No toys, telephones... 614 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:42,401 - ...typing on the typewriter! - Sixth street... 615 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:46,071 you go down Broadway to 74th Street, the Ansonia Hotel. 616 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:52,745 Ben. Ben Clark. Willy Clark's nephew. 617 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,875 - My God, they're both the same! - I'm going back to the game. 618 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,758 - Are you nervous? - Me? Nervous? Why should I be nervous? 619 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:10,971 - What time you want me to pick you up? - Call me, every hour on the hour. 620 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:38,707 Hello, is this the Spanish kid? 621 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:43,045 Willy Clark. Listen, don't tell my nephew that I'm home. 622 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,464 No, not.... 623 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:50,803 No enchilada. Tell him I went out. I'm out. 624 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,888 I'm not here, you understand? I'm not here. 625 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,351 - Wait. Who's that? - Uncle Willy, it's Ben. 626 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,646 He's here. Never mind, idiot. 627 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,149 - Uncle Willy. - Ben, is that you? 628 00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:05,984 Yes, open up. 629 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,821 Wait a minute. 630 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,702 - You're alone, or he's with you? - I'm alone. 631 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,749 - You sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 632 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,752 Wait a minute. 633 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,800 - Slide it, don't push it. - Wait a minute, I'll push it. 634 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,344 Don't push it. Slide it. 635 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:33,720 Slide it. 636 00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:41,603 - I think you're supposed to slide it. - I rushed like crazy. 637 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:43,522 I didn't want him here before me. 638 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,691 - Did he call or anything? - Who? 639 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,987 You're parked too close. It's filthy here. 640 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:54,658 - Do you want me to go in with you? - No, just wait till I get to the lobby. 641 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,035 Probably get mugged. 642 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:17,973 He's late. 643 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,392 He's purposely coming late to aggravate me. 644 00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:22,936 He's not late. It's two minutes after 11:00. 645 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:25,522 So what is he, early? I'm telling you, he's late. 646 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,150 I was up at 8:00 in the morning and dressed. 647 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,111 You call that dressed? You're half-dressed! 648 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:34,364 So for him I should get all dressed? 649 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:38,911 - Why didn't you shave? - Get me the Schick commercial, I'll shave. 650 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:43,624 I think I got hepatitis. Here, look how green I look. 651 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,793 Wonder if I should call him. Maybe he's sick. 652 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:49,254 You believe he's sick. But me, you don't believe. 653 00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,048 Maybe you should become his nephew. 654 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,550 Will you stop it, Uncle Willy, and behave yourself? 655 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:57,804 What do you mean behave yourself? Who do you think you're talking to? Susan and Jackie? 656 00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:00,098 Amanda and Jackie. Michael. 657 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,518 I wish I were. I can reason with.... 658 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,103 I'm having chest pains on Monday. 659 00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:10,150 - That's him. You want me to get it? - Get what? I didn't hear anything. 660 00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:14,279 I think it would be a nice gesture, Uncle Willy, if you opened the door. 661 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:16,615 Please. You promised me you'd give it a chance. 662 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:20,702 I'll give it every chance in the world, but it's not going to work. 663 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,215 - Where are you going? - To make some tea. 664 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,634 - I feel like some hot tea. - Now? 665 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,725 Ah, heh. Oh, um.... 666 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:48,230 - Hello, Mr. Lewis. How are you? - Hello, how are you? I'm Al Lewis. 667 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,984 Yeah. Yes, of course. Come on in. 668 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,159 Uncle Willy is making some tea. 669 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,831 Please sit down. 670 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,216 - Thank you very much. - Mm. 671 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:23,682 Did you have any trouble getting in from Jersey? 672 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:27,728 My daughter drove me in. She has a car. 673 00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:29,646 Oh. That's nice. 674 00:42:29,756