The First Wives Club

591 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,223 - What do you think about that? - Yeah. What do you think? 592 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,332 - I love Morty. - What? 593 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:08,541 Very deeply. 594 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,419 I wouldn't want to see him hurt or harmed. 595 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,504 You don't? 596 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:16,716 I want him dumped! By Little Miss Midriff. 597 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,260 By that Stairmastered, L'Orealed crotch jockey. 598 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,184 In front of everyone in the Western Hemisphere. 599 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,015 - On the 6:00 news, okay? - Brenda! 600 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,518 And after that, of course, I want world peace. 601 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,977 All right, all right. 602 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,605 Let's get serious. We helped them rise. We can help them fall. 603 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,124 Oh, but how? I don't know how we're gonna do that. 604 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,233 - How? - What do you mean? 605 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,402 You know, she's right. We're has-beens. 606 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,487 We're hanging on by a thread. We're just discards. 607 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,906 We're not hanging on by a thread and we're discards! 608 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,909 Look at us! By being together... Us! Unity! 609 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:45,012 I mean, if all the first wives of the world got together, 610 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,871 what else do we need? 611 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,081 Just one amazing attorney. 612 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,166 No, no! All we need is us. 613 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:54,963 Three women who aren't afraid to fight, to stand up for our dignity, huh? 614 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,550 For our self-esteem! And then we'll let them have it. 615 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:02,011 - Okay. Okay. See this? Look. - What? 616 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,305 - Wait. Right here. Okay? - Okay. 617 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,183 You see this? Put it in there. 618 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:13,189 All right. First Wives Club will come to order. 619 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,233 Starting the club was easy. 620 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,778 Figuring out what to do next was considerably harder. 621 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:22,532 We each decided to gather information about our husbands. 622 00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:24,409 Elise. Elise. 623 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:25,952 Yeah? 624 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,329 I went in search of a spy. 625 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,876 But why? Why can't we just call Chris and ask her to help us? 626 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:36,546 I want her to know that I support her completely in her, you know, lifestyle. 627 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,798 Hey, I've never been to a gay bar before! 628 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,109 - Oh, my God! - This is so exciting. 629 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:43,762 Here we go! Hi! I think you're just... You're terrific! 630 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:45,138 There you go. 631 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,515 - Oh, yeah. - That's good. 632 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,518 Oh, my! 633 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:55,607 Look at this! My God! Isn't this great? All these women! 634 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,942 Yeah. Maybe we'll get lucky. 635 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:01,946 Elise Eliot! Right? I mean, like, from the movies! 636 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,114 Yeah... 637 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:08,495 I knew you were gay! I told everyone. I said, Elise Eliot is so hot. 638 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:11,706 You are, like, the most amazing babe on this planet. 639 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,500 God bless you! 640 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,461 Yeah? Say, do you want to dance? 641 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,129 Oh, yeah. 642 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,717 - Hi, sweetie. Hello! - Mom. 643 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,761 Mom! Mom. 644 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,054 - Hi, honey. - Hi! 645 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,348 Thought I'd just come and have a little... 646 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,683 - Yeah, what? What's the matter? - She's a... 647 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:34,020 Anyway, I thought we could have a nice little chat about our plans. 648 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:37,106 Mom. Mom, you know you're in a gay bar? 649 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:38,959 I know, honey, I know, and that's what's so great. 650 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,652 It's very woman-identified and... 651 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:44,739 Oh, by the way, I'm Chris's mom. 652 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,450 Are you gay? 653 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,536 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 654 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,544 What's wrong? 655 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,798 It's my lover. She left me after 18 years 656 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,551 for some teenager who weighs 12 pounds. 657 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,135 I don't