Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

- Hey, we know that name. - Yeah! 406 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,374 Hey, look him up. 407 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:09,540 - Oh. It's under So-crates. - Oh, yeah. 408 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,374 "So-crates: 409 00:29:15,625 --> 00:29:20,290 "'The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."' 410 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:25,707 - That's us, dude! - Oh, yeah! 411 00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,290 - Let's bag him. - Yeah. 412 00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:30,165 So you see... 413 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,832 our lives are but specks of dust 414 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:36,874 falling through the fingers 415 00:29:38,416 --> 00:29:39,415 of time. 416 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,082 How's it going? 417 00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:57,832 I'm Bill, this is Ted. 418 00:29:58,041 --> 00:29:59,290 We're from the future. 419 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:04,124 Socrates. Hm... 420 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:06,249 Now what? 421 00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:08,790 I don't know. 422 00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:11,999 Philosophise with him. 423 00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:16,290 <i>(Clears throat)</i> 424 00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:22,540 All we are is dust in the wind, dude. 425 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:31,749 Dust. 426 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,457 <i>(Blows)</i> 427 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,999 - Wind. - Dude. 428 00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:43,290 Yes! Like sands of the hourglass, 429 00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:46,707 Yes! Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. 430 00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:49,832 Let's get out of here, dude. 431 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,790 <i>(Laughing)</i> 432 00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:54,165 <i>(Whooshing)</i> 433 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,040 <i>(Screaming, electricity sparking)</i> 434 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,540 Whoa! 435 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,124 All right! 436 00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:07,040 Yee-ha! 437 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:09,124 Not bad, eh, So-crates? 438 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:14,832 - Where are we, dude? - England, 15th century. 439 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,665 We are in most excellent shape for our report. 440 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,374 Yeah, all we need is one more speaker from medieval. 441 00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:21,874 Excellent. 442 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:25,332 Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel 443 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,415 with the greatest of ease. 444 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:30,707 Excuse me. 445 00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:34,124 Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance 446 00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:35,874 around here? 447 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,707 Whoa! 448 00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:44,415 Check it out. 449 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:48,207 It must be the castle of King Henry. 450 00:31:49,166 --> 00:31:50,707 Let's go, dude! 451 00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:54,540 Billy, guard the booth. 452 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:57,040 And watch So-crates. 453 00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:01,249 So-crates. 454 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:04,832 So, who should we get from medieval? 455 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,540 How about that gnarly old goat dude? 456 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,540 Ted? 457 00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,124 I'm in love, dude. 458 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,999 Whoa! 459 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,582 Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle K. 460 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:32,165 We gotta go, it's a history report, not a babe report. 461 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:34,415 But Bill... 462 00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:38,415 ...those are historical babes. 463 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:43,374 OK, you're the ladies man, 464 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,374 how we gonna meet 'em? 465 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,499 Excellent. 466 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,624 <i>(Grunting, metal clanging)</i> 467 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,540 - Bill? - What? 468 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:10,374 - These are heavy. - Yeah, heavy metal. 469 00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,249 <i>(Guitar noodling)</i> 470 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,290 We gotta go find the princesses. 471 00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:20,374 Yeah. 472 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:21,707 Watch it! 473 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,415 Who turned out all the lights? 474 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:26,749 - Hey, Bill? - What? 475 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,249 I'm Darth Ted. 476 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,707 Yeah, well I'm Luke Bill. And you're not my father! 477 00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:37,999 Come on! 478 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,582 <i>(Metal clanging)</i> 479 00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:42,582 Beat you I will, yes. 480 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:46,999 Hey! 481 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,540 I totally conquered you, dude! 482 00:33:49,791 --> 00:33:51,207 No way! 483 00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:53,082 Come on! 484 00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,457 I'll never rule the universe with you. 485 00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:00,374 - Hey,